Chapter 3: The King's New Clothes

On the Moon Beach, a simple but brand-new castle tower, standing on the sand, quite imposing, although from the eyes of the beast kings, this is a military building, however, the king of the sun has explained in advance.

'We came all the way from the south, and we didn't get any benefits, so I specially invited a singer from Feiyun Oasis to perform for everyone, she will bring the most dazzling, the latest skills, not only songs, from costumes to the stage, all are first-class standards, I hope you don't make a fuss, but take this opportunity to learn, don't let people always think that our beasts are uneducated. ’

To mention seriously, this labor army activity arranged by the king of Sha Ri is obviously not so simple, but a cultural observation, I hope that the beast kings in the south will take this opportunity to open their eyes, and learn, and use it to build their own tribes when they go back.

This kind of thing, the king of the sun has never done less in the south, and the beast kings of the various tribes are also used to it, so although he frowned fiercely when he looked at this tower, no one wanted to ask, because ...... I heard that the entertainers are unconventional, and this singer is the kind that is particularly funny, even the stage is advertised as the most advanced, and a stage shaped like a military facility may be a dramatic effect, rashly questioning, if it is treated as a dirt bun, it will not be the laughing stock of the southern beasts from now on?

The steps of those King Kong Temples are also the reason why many beast kings don't want to act rashly, not because they are afraid of conflict, but because the king of the sun also said that the human race thinks that there is a difference between the north and the south, and they don't want to start a war on both sides during the war, and the Sima family hopes to show favor to the southern beast king, and the King Kong Temple has sent a large number of Zen masters to build a stage, cooperate with the labor army, and express the importance of friendship between the two sides.

"As orcs, can we be so easily bought by the Terrans and betray our compatriots? No, brother, don't agree! But will this hinder the two of us from reaping the benefits? No! Brother thinks no! We will play monkeys with the Terrans, and we will decide what to do later, but remember not to underestimate the Terrans." ’

The king of the sun has explained this, so it is not surprising that the ground-level Zen master with enough vote is a construction worker over there, especially when they built this stage, they were all expressionless, and they didn't seem to think that there was anything strange about this stage, and they turned a blind eye to the one vote of the beast king here, and did not regard this side as a threat, which made the southern beast kings even more worried.

...... The other party is so calm, if you can't behave inscrutablely, but make a fuss and have obvious hostility, wouldn't it be underestimated?

...... It's okay to be underestimated by the human race, but I'm most afraid that after returning to the south, I will be passed on as a laughing stock by the rest of the beast kings, so how can I gain a foothold?

...... Even the monk doesn't care about the stage, doing hard work, does he have to be like a hillbilly, pointing fingers, being seen through by other beast kings and never seeing the world?

Out of many scruples, under the arrangement of the surprisingly beautiful girl's agent, the southern beast kings lined up, sat upright, relaxed and calm, just talking to each other, not showing the slightest doubt and weakness, waiting for the performance to begin.

"This stage look is a bit new, but it's nothing, I've heard of more dicks. ”

"Haha, the Terrans sent the ground ladder to be the builder, this sincerity is enough, fortunately these monks didn't make a fuss, otherwise it would be too cheap. ”

"By the way, isn't the Lion King the host? Why didn't you see him coming?"

"I asked him, and he said that this is called false and real, some people come, some people don't, they may accept kindness, or they may say that they will fight, and they will not let the human race find out what we really think, and they will have a sense of awe. ”

"Clever! A clever beastmaster like me didn't even think through it for a while, let alone those big bald heads. ”

The beast kings praised each other, giving full play to the spirit of "flower sedan chair people carrying people", after a mutual lift, full of confidence, full of confidence, plus they felt extremely good, and their attitude also affected the rear of the beast clan, the wolf clan guards in the territory of the beast clan.

A military building was built in front of the head, which was visible to everyone, and as long as the brain was not broken, the alarm should be sounded, and the attack should be launched, so that the thing would not be covered, but the defenders were told that it was the activity of the labor army, and that it looked like a castle tower, but it was just a stage.

"Stage...... Do you look like this? Are you stupid?"

"This is the fashion of the human race, don't be uncommon and weird, let people think that our beast clan is all rural buns, and the stage of the human race has more tricks, not to mention that it looks like a city tower, and even looks like heaven and hell, and even makes a cemetery to be used as a stage. ”

β€œ...... Isn't it?

Actually, I don't know much about it, but don't let people see it if you don't understand, the hillbillies don't sound good!"

Isn't there no doubt that the soldiers of the Wolf Clan are shaking so badly that they are still going outside to watch some song and dance?

However, with a cast of beast kings lined up over there, waiting to see the song and dance performance, can this side still stop shouting to stop and tear down the "stage"? As for whether there will be any risks...... There are so many beast kings, if they really want to fight, they are also in front, which is their turn to worry about these little soldiers?

In this way, the impossible task of "building a city under the nose of the enemy" was completed in a fool's way, and as one of the executors of this plan, Long Yun'er has always felt like crying and laughing.

As long as you think about it with a little reason, you will know how ridiculous this situation is, but those beast kings and beast soldiers are so comfortable that they don't realize that they have been fooled.

β€œ...... There is a story overseas, called the king's new clothes, which is very interesting, one thing, everyone can vaguely guess the truth, but for the sake of face or benefit, no one will say anything, it is such a funny state. ”

Xiangxue's words, Long Yun'er still felt incredulous, "Do they really believe it?"

"I told them before that this stage has the effect of suppressing earthquakes, and now that the ground is not shaking or cracking, they have nothing to say. ”

Standing on the city tower, Xiangxue set up three flagpoles, clapped her hands, and said, "Okay, you can get on!"

"Iβ€”I'm on?"

Long Yun'er didn't react for a while, and after a while, she understood what Xiangxue meant, which was to let herself go to the city and perform in front of a group of beast kings.

"No, no, no, I ...... I can't!"

"Why are you so nervous?" Xiang Xueqi said: "Didn't you want to go down and fight those beast kings alone, as for the weak legs?"

Long Yun'er hurriedly said: "I'd rather go it alone!"

"Well, in other words, I don't want you to go down and be messed around by those beastmasters, as for your weak legs?

Xiangxue put her hands on her waist, looking proud, Long Yun'er was speechless, and she didn't understand why she was proud of being a woman in order to gain the upper hand in this regard? But the most important thing in front of her was not this, but the fatal task that would fall on her head.

"Why am I going? No, didn't you say you were going?"

"What are you kidding? I'm a child laborer! Even if you are an agent, it is illegal to sing on stage, are you not afraid of crime?"

"You're not afraid of committing crimes at all!"

"I usually sell concert tickets so expensive, these orcs want to watch in vain without paying, no way! Sister, don't agree!"

Xiang Xue patted her chest, with the arrogance of a big horse golden knife, and pointed at Long Yun'er and said, "Don't be verbose, just you, don't you want to do something for your Wen brother?"

...... I want to, but I'm more afraid that I can't catch it, and I can't do bad things if I try my best.

Long Yun'er wanted to refuse, but under the city tower, the voices of the beast kings became louder and louder, and although they were still sitting there, they seemed to have begun to get impatient.

...... Xiangxue plays with her temperament, she has always cared about the overall situation, she really has no capital to spend with her!

"Yes...... I can't dance, I can't sing...... I, I haven't sung. ”

Neither of them, Long Yun'er is self-conscious, she feels that she is really incompetent, but she is indeed introverted and shy when she is a child, and she has no chance to learn such "undignified" skills as singing and dancing......

"It's really not good?,Duckweed House sells my information.,Said that your mother and sister's singing and dancing are beautiful.,What kind of lost fairy dance will you dance.,Dick blows up the sky.,I still want to see it.,You have no blood relationship with them?You weren't born by your mother?Forget it...... Who did your mother you with, it's my business?"

Speaking of an annoying speech, Xiang Xue waved her hand and said, "If you don't know how to sing and dance, don't you say that you and Sima Bingxin have learned the piano?

Long Yun'er stubbornly said: "I just learned a little rough piano skills, entertain myself, I can't get into the hall of elegance, I can try, but it's best for you to ......."

"There's nothing to try, if you want to do it, you have to be conscious, those monks are gone, only you and me are left here, if your piano can't stand it, take off your clothes and dance, those orcs may want to see this." ”

Xiangxue clapped her hands and said: "It's decided, you wipe your face, hug the piano up, and say okay, if there is a scene below, you are ready to take off your clothes!

With one hand on her waist, Xiangxue was quite unreasonable, in Long Yun'er's eyes, she really looked like an old bustard in a green building, so she had nothing to say.

However, from Xiangxue's point of view, she did have something to say.

...... Pangu opened the ten directions of the great array, and it needs someone to preside, relying on its own ability, it is not necessary to open the formation, but after Lao Wen successfully turned to a musketeer, the luck attribute is completely negative, and the battle situation presided over by him said that there would be no accidents, and he didn't believe it if he was killed.

...... Recuperate, retain spare strength, if there is any accident, there is room for strain, I will not be so naΓ―ve, I believe that everything will be smooth with Lao Wen......

The three black flags planted on the city tower spread in the wind, and the magic power echoed and flowed, silently opening the formation, and at the same time, under the nearby strata, with Sima Bingxin, Wang Sihui, the great disciple of Yuxu in the high-speed displacement, was stunned.

β€œ...... Who is the magic circle? This magic circle...... The aura is deep and involves time and space, at least at the level above the sixfold heavenly level. ”

Holding the compass in his hand, Wang Siwei looked back in astonishment, "What is the beast clan doing? This is not the traditional beast clan's technique, there are other heavenly level masters born?"