Qian Qian's words made the fierce sword so angry that he ignored her all night, and later she was forcibly popularized by the Taoist chief before she learned that the fierce sword does not eat all ghosts, let alone eat strange things fished out of the toilet, and that extremely fierce ghost is his first choice.

"Ginkgo biloba, I thought you knew." The Taoist chief glanced at Qian Qian, and he was actually very dissatisfied: "You drill in your grandfather's previous study every day, I thought you had read all those books." ”

"Look at it whenever you have time." Qian Qian spread his hands: "I'm a high school student, and I have a lot of homework, and a lonely child like you who hasn't gone to an ordinary school can't understand it." ”

"I'm going to school too, okay?" The Taoist chief was immediately very dissatisfied: "Who said that I don't go to school, our division has a school." ”

"But you must not have done as much homework as I do." Qian Qian's face was skinny: "Under the weight of so much homework, I can guarantee that I can read books very well every day." ”

Listening to Qian Qian's words, the Taoist chief actually looked a little worried, and he was silent for a moment before he said, "Xuanxuan, have you thought about it?" Will you do this in the future? Isn't it good to go to a university and get an ordinary job? When you get married as an adult, the Lin family has nothing to do with you, and you don't need to clean up these messes, how good it is for you to live a normal life. ”

"Obviously not." Qian Qian pointed to the fierce sword lying lazily in the back seat: "I have to feed him all the time, and I can't do anything with these things." And what's wrong with doing this business, starting less and earning more, although the risk is a little higher, yes, but it's okay to calculate the cost performance. ”

Dao Chang's eyebrows almost wrinkled into pimples, and he sighed after a long time: "Then let's learn to draw talismans first." One day, I'll sort out your grandfather's collection of books, pick two for you to do literacy, and then I'll take the time to teach you carefully. ”

"My grandfather doesn't seem to have a lot of stock in this area." Qian Qian tilted his head and thought for a while and replied: "In the past, the talismans in my house were all painted by my grandmother, I mean my own grandmother, not Liu Yu and his grandmother." ”

"Yes." The Taoist chief nodded, he was very clear about the mess in Qian Qian's house: "I'll look through the study when I go back." ”

The incident at the daily newspaper office was handled well. The only trouble was that the reporter used the paper provided by the thing. According to the judgment of the Taoist, that thing should have been in the daily newspaper office for a long time, and when it meets people who go to the toilet, it should come up to try its luck, but it is generally not visible, it has tried, and it is okay if it does not fool people.

The reporter who was recruited before should have happened to have low luck, and the midnight was cloudy, so I happened to see it. In fact, logically speaking, he pretended not to see it, firmly denied the existence of the thing, and there was nothing he could do with it. Even if he wanted to follow along, as long as the reporter was smart enough at the time to recite aloud the multiplication mantra or classics such as "Analects", "Song of Righteousness", and "University", which had the effect of driving away evil spirits, that thing would not be able to keep up with him.

The bad thing is that the reporter not only saw it, but also accepted the toilet paper provided by the thing. This is actually a kind of contract, and the reporter understands the thing's request, and accepts the conditions, agreeing to exchange his life for a piece of toilet paper. With such a contract, the thing can take everything it wants.

Whether it wants to find a substitute, an upper body, or a shell, or to dissipate grievances, it can come in a righteous and bright way, because it has "obtained" the consent of the victim in advance, regardless of whether this permission is obtained by deception or not.

After listening to the explanation, the reporter was almost frightened. However, although this errand is troublesome, it is not impossible to deal with. Just let that thing voluntarily abandon the deal.

The handling ideas of Dao Chang, Fierce Sword and Qian Qian are very simple, they can talk about it, and they will fight if they can't talk, so they still start with incense. However, this was originally an improper transaction that was fraudulent, and if that thing dared to sit on the ground and raise the price, they didn't intend to be polite if the money was shallow.

The guy in the toilet of the newspaper office really wanted to find a stand-in for himself, but in fact, he didn't have much strength, and he wasn't smart, and he had no eyesight to take a fancy to the murderous sword with a special physique. The result can be imagined, although the fierce sword dislikes it for being unpalatable, it doesn't mind beating it until the soul is gone.

The frightened chicken-like reporter rebuilt his worldview on this day, observing in amazement how the lights in the office were blown to pieces at the same time, and experiencing the beautiful experience of being pinched and dragged down by the yin spirit.

By the time the fierce sword broke up the thing, the reporter was already scared and his face was full of snot and tears, and the Taoist chief who served him well told him to see a psychiatrist, and told him to go to the hospital for treatment if the place where he had been pinched by the ghost hurt.

The frightened reporter refused to let them go after the matter was resolved, and insisted that the three of them go home with him and stay with him until dawn at his house.

In order to protect the fragile minds of customers, and considering that the next day was a weekend, Qian Qian did not need to go to school early, so the Taoist chief agreed to the reporter's request, of course, to add money.

The three of them, Fierce Sword, Qian Qian, and Dao Chang, sat in a neat row on the sofa of the reporter's house, facing the nervous customers opposite. Staying up until three o'clock in the middle of the night, Qian Qian couldn't stay up, so he dozed off on the back of the sofa. When she opened her eyes again, it was already dawn, and her upper body was lying on the lap of the Dao Chief, and her two legs were on the legs of the fierce sword, and the whole person was lying on the sofa.

The Taoist chief hugged Qian Qian's upper body, and the fierce sword held Qian Qian's legs, the brothers were in exactly the same posture, their heads were leaning back on the back of the sofa and dozing, while the reporter opposite was staring at them with a pair of huge dark circles and resentful eyes.

"I asked you to stay with me, and you all fell asleep faster than me." Seeing Qian Qian's eyes open, the reporter complained with an aggrieved face: "Your two brothers saw that you were asleep, and they didn't allow me to make a sound." ”

"I told you it was okay a long time ago!" Qian Qian moved Fa Mu's neck slightly, stretched out his hand and patted Dao Chang and the fierce sword: "Get up, it's dawn, let's go home, we should sleep here and get cervical spondylosis." ”

"Are you really alright?" The reporter muttered uneasy: "You don't need to make a talisman at my house to suppress evil spirits or something." Master, it's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I'm afraid. ”

"If you're worried about ......" Fierce Sword looked around, and finally gave a simple suggestion: "Buy some cacti and keep them, remember that it is useful to raise them well and take good care of them. ”

"Thank you, Master, for your advice." The reporter immediately thanked the fierce sword: "I'll go to the flower market in a while and buy a few pots of cactus." ”

"Remember to take good care of it." The fierce sword was worried and advised: "If you don't take good care of it, it won't work." ”