Chapter 30 The road is not easy
In the main world, she was also regarded as a saint, and at worst, she was also regarded as a fairy, Sima Bingxin had never helped a man take off his clothes, let alone a heaven-level demon venerable.
Although he had been mentally prepared, Sima Bingxin was still annoyed, his fate was so bad? It was rare to play a conspiracy and trick, and others did it in one go, and he was so surprised that he even had to go into battle in person to help the male monster undress?
“...... The conscience of heaven and earth, it seems that this girl is really not playing conspiracy, please God bless me with a success, next time you have bad intentions towards people, you will send thunder to slash me!"
After reciting the words in his mouth and praying for the sake of prayer, Sima Bing's heart became courageous, and he rushed to the side of the unconscious blue-skinned giant man in a few steps, looked at it twice, and made another difficulty.
...... Ordinary people are okay, this big piece of wood is a muddy person, in addition to the cloak, there is only a pair of pants, I want to frame it, simply untie the cloak, it is not interesting, but if you want to go further......
...... It was not easy for me to make up my mind to help a man take off his clothes, but how could he jump to take off his pants all at once? This progress is too amazing.
...... I knew that it was better to choose Ni Cangyijun to start, at least he was personable and handsome, even if he had to take off his clothes and pants, it would be much more pleasing to the eye than taking off this big man.
With a secret curse, Sima Bingxin hardened his head and was about to reach out to untie his belt, but the oil lamp next to him suddenly flashed, and inexplicably lit a fire.
Not good!
The medicinal oil was in the lamp, and it only faintly emitted a breath, but if it was ignited, the whole medicinal power would burst out, and it would be dangerous to be so close.
Sima Bingxin was taken aback, and hurriedly got up to extinguish the inexplicably lit oil lamp, because she couldn't get close to blow it, so she could only twist it out with her hand, but as soon as her hand touched it, the fire of the lamp was suddenly extinguished, and the lamp oil inside turned into white smoke and steamed up.
In an instant, the consciousness became groggy, and the only awake consciousness was that something was wrong!
...... This is a strong medicine, even the Heavenly Rank will catch the Tao, and now that I have inhaled it, I don't know what the result will be?
...... Not good, not only did the consciousness begin to drowsy, but the things in his eyes also began to change, and even the green-skinned big man in front of him seemed to have become tall, powerful, and handsome, and a little ...... Heart-pounding sensations.
...... Oh my God! This is so powerful that even looking at the big wood can give birth to the illusion of seeing Gai Shiwei's husband.
Sima Bing's mind was confused, he wanted to take a few deep breaths, and he urgently remembered that he couldn't breathe, so he hurriedly held his breath, but as soon as he didn't breathe, the drug attack became more intense, his brain became more confused, and as soon as his body became weak, he fell on top of the blue-skinned giant.
I was about to use the last trace of clarity to break out, when suddenly the tent was lifted, and a handsome figure came in from outside, and when I saw the situation inside, I was taken aback and scolded angrily.
"You...... What are you guys doing here?"
Shocked and angry, the person who rushed in would naturally only be Wu Cangni, who had just been inspecting the fortifications, and was taken aback when she heard that the Decepticon Demon Venerable was summoned by the Holy Maiden alone, for fear that something would happen to the little girl.
...... After all, she at least has a disguise, but her own captain has basically not changed much, and she will come to be a demon venerable if she changes her skin color, even if she can't recognize Bingxin, she will feel familiar, right? She doesn't have a good impression of Shanluling, even if she is familiar and hates it!
The more I thought about it, the worse it became, so I put down my work and hurried here, hoping that something would not happen...... It's still out big!
The captain of his own family was lying on the ground in a faint manner, and his qi was flowing all over his body, and sixty percent of them were probably pretending to be dizzy, and his sister-in-law was lying on his broad chest, with the expression on his face...... It's like a kitten or puppy attached to its owner, drunk and happy......
At this moment, the feeling in Wu Cangni's mind was his mother's five thunders!
"Ice ...... Holy Maiden, what are you doing? And Batian, you get up for me!"
The angry roar had an immediate effect, and the Decepticon Demon Venerable, who was lying flat on the ground and did not wake up, immediately bounced as if he had been electrocuted, but it was Sima Bingxin who was still lying on him just now who was moving faster than him.
One step earlier, without any hesitation or shyness, Sima Bingxin was enthusiastic and unrestrained, and directly rushed towards Wu Cangni and hugged him.
"Uh, holy woman, what are you doing here? Sober up, I ......"
Wu Cangni was still half of his energy on Wen Quai, trying to figure out the situation, but he didn't pay attention to Ma Bingxin, who was holding him, and suddenly attacked, kissed him directly, touched his lips, and kissed him firmly.
"Wow~~~"
The two sides in the kiss naturally couldn't make a sound, but Zhu Yu and Zisu, who came in after Wu Cangni, were shocked and screamed by this scene, and even Wen Quai, who wanted to explain on the other side, was directly petrified, and looked at this scene of fragrant and hot beauties kissing, stunned and speechless.
Wu Cangni herself was completely distracted by this kiss, and she couldn't remember how long it was, her lips had not been imprinted, and in an instant, her mind was blank, and when she came to consciousness, she heard her sister-in-law exhale like an orchid, and said in a tired voice: "Yijun, you are so handsome, come and kiss one." ”
...... Do you really want her to kiss her?
Without thinking, Wu Cangni hurriedly pushed the person away, and was very careful not to push the person towards Wen Quai's side, but he didn't expect that Sima Bingxin, who was wrapped in armor, turned around twice, his eyes froze, and he said sharply: "Ni Cang! you are so bold, it is your honor that this saintess has taken a fancy to you, and you dare to refuse......?"
Before he finished speaking, his eyes were heavy and dilated, Sima Bingxin showed an intoxicated smile, began to untie the armor on his body, and said in a greasy voice: "You can't look down on you, this saint still doesn't look down on you, outside...... There are so many ...... that are better than you."
As he spoke, his armor had been removed, and Sima Bingxin seemed to be drunk, his cheeks were red, and he was undressing his clothes while rushing out.
Zhu Yu and Zi Su woke up in shock, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but Sima Bingxin, who was drunk, listened to persuasion, and even more strengthened, and suddenly broke the lock of the two demons, threw away the torn top, and rushed out directly with only underwear on half of his body.
"Whoa, saint, you ......"
There was a scream from Haobashi outside, and there was a sound of gasping and cooling, followed by a heavy object falling to the ground, It was Zhu Yu who saw that he couldn't stop it, so he directly rushed up and hugged his legs, so that the holy maid who was running wildly fell, and then Zi Su also pressed up, trying to stabilize the crazy saint with her body.
Inside the big tent, Wu Cangni glared at Wen Quzhi opposite, who shrugged his shoulders despite his embarrassed expression, and did not look guilty.
Seeing Wen Qu's illness like this, Wu Cangni was half at ease, which meant that Sima Bingxin's problem was not big, at least it would not hurt his body, and this was not a place to talk, while there was still a commotion outside, the two of them looked at each other and left the scene directly.
When he arrived at a secluded place, he turned on the forbidden sound insulation, and without waiting for Wu Cangni to question, Wen Quzhi first told the whole thing, and Wu Cangni couldn't cry or laugh for a while after listening to it.
"This girl...... I really don't know if I'm alive or dead......"
"Fortunately, it is the two of us, if it is really the demon venerable here, the armor on her body can protect her for a while, but the result must be that the whole person is torn apart, and there is no residue left. ”
Wen Quzhi said: "I changed all the lamp oil and the medicine in it, and changed it a little...... It will make people look like a drunk*, Xiaoda's previous match, plus a little hint to guide her, make her go crazy drunk, although it is a little embarrassing, but it is also a lesson. ”
"You let her learn a lesson?" Wu Cangni squinted at Wen Wen and said, "If I don't come today, what will be the result in the future......?"
"What are you kidding? How can I be interested in Qiao Feng's sister? At most, the medicine will confuse her, let her run out and lose face, make a little ugly, and remember it for the rest of her life, I will watch from the side, what can happen?"
Wen Quzhi shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't come, at most it's just one less kiss, what's the difference?"
“...... Say no more!"
When that kiss was mentioned, Wu Cangni felt like the world was spinning again, and her face turned pale, "This must be the last thing I want to think about in this life, you give me to forget it immediately, and I am not allowed to mention it again in this life, and I am not allowed to tell anyone." ”
Wen Quzhi said: "Ha, if you don't say it, you won't say it, are you still afraid that the little girl will know about it?"
...... If Bingxin knows that she kisses a woman, and she is also her least favorite sister-in-law......
That picture, Wu Cangni couldn't imagine, in fact, even if it wasn't his real identity, just kissing Ni Cangyijun made Wu Cangni have enough headaches, and he didn't know what expression to use to face it later.
Soon, the three kings of Chiwu visited awkwardly, saying that the holy woman had sobered up, saying that this incident was just an accident, and that the two demon venerables should not mind, and everyone would forget about this matter together.
"Accident? Yes, yes. ”
Wu Cangni, who has always been decisive, only promised this time, just wanted this matter to pass as soon as possible, and immediately accepted the apology of the Three Days King of Chiwu, and took the initiative to propose it for the sake of safety.
"This time...... Accident, really unexpected, I think the saint's condition may not be very good, it is best to add guards for her during this time to ensure her entry and exit. ”
As long as a few more people watch, the little girl can't be weird, and this time will stop, Wu Cangni thought so, but as soon as she said it, Hao Bashi and Zi Su on the opposite side immediately nodded vigorously, indicating that the saint also had the same idea, so she came to discuss and invite Ni Cangyi Jun to come over and serve as her guard temporarily.
"What?"
Wu Cangni's face changed, and he looked at Wen Quzhi beside him, who didn't think about it, and immediately nodded vigorously, indicating the same cognition.
...... The little girl was frightened and decided to stop, everyone stopped, this is a possibility...... No, there is none.
...... The little girl is lying on her back, refusing to give up, and insisting on carrying out the destruction work to the end, this is a possibility...... Yes, there is a lot!
...... I've been tossing with her for a while, I'm tired enough to choke, and I'll leave the next one to you.