Chapter 973: Healing with the Pope's Retarded Fist [Adding 4 for the Alien Warrior]
By the time Stark landed at its designated location, it was already early the next morning.
The valley was quiet, and at the end of the green grassy slope there was only a large safety tent.
Obviously, that was the temporary place for the Great God to spare the squad.
Tony Stark stepped off the ship and headed to the tent with the dejected Avengers.
"Yo, you're back?" Ling Yi heard the voice and greeted him with a smile.
Tony Stark said with a guilty face: "I'm sorry Brother Yi, I, we failed, I failed you." ”
Ling Yi smiled and patted Tony Stark on the shoulder, "Never feel that you have failed me, you have fought, you have fought with all your might, even if you lose to your opponent for a while, so what?" The important thing is that we still have a chance. ”
"Is there still a chance?" Tony Stark sighed and said: "Ultron is simply invincible, all I can kill is the puppet machine he borrowed, and now, he has obtained vibranium, we are afraid ......"
Ling Yi smiled and said, "Nini, you're too nervous, you're all too nervous, you need to relax - so be it, each of you let me punch a few times." ”
Team Steve said: "Brother Yi, just because we failed, you beat us, like this...... Not quite right? ”
Ling Yi smiled and said, "I'm not going to beat you because you failed, but I'm going to use the Pope's Retarded Fist to help you relax." ”
"The Pope...... Mentally retarded boxing? Black Widow Natasha asked in horror, "Why does this trick sound so unreliable?" Will it turn us into retards? ”
Ling Yi smiled and said, "If you are ordinary people, with the strength of my Pope's Mentally Retarded Fist, I will probably be able to beat you into mentally retarded." However, you are all masters, so don't worry, my Pope's Retarded Fist will only affect your mental power. Your spirit has been disturbed by the Scarlet Witch, and if I am interfered with it again, maybe you will be able to be positive. ”
"Maybe?" Thor gasped, "What if we can't be negative and positive, but make us even more stupid?" ”
Ling Yi shrugged his shoulders, "Then you can consider yourself unlucky, Thor, you are the oldest, you set an example for your younger brothers and sisters, can you start with you?" ”
Sol hurriedly said, "Brother Yi! What's that! I wasn't depressed at all, I just remembered that there seemed to be some important clue in my dream, and I had to look for it. ”
"Thor!"
"I'll go first!" With that, Thor picked up his hammer of Thor, and with the flying ability of the hammer of Thor, he flew away in a puff of smoke.
"Holy, this guy!" Tony Stark immediately activated Mark43's thrusters, "Brother Yi, don't worry, I'll go chase him back!" ”
Before Mark43 could take off, Ling Yi grabbed Tony Stark's ankle and threw Tony Stark directly to the ground, "Want to run?" No way! Be honest with me! ”
"But Thor's got away!" Tony Stark said rather angrily.
Ling Yi said with a smile: "If you run away, the monk can't run to the temple, he has to come back sooner or later." Below, by age...... Team America, you come first. ”
Steve of the American team stood up and said, "Brother Yi, I am full of fighting spirit now, and I don't feel depressed at all. ”
"Bucky is dead." Ling Yi said.
"Hehe, it doesn't matter to me."
"Sharon Carter has a new boyfriend." Ling Yi said.
"Hehe, I'm not ...... at all" Team Steve clutched his heart and said, "No, I can't stand it!" Brother Yi, you better give me a punch! ”
Ling Yihe smiled and said, "Good, stand still and don't move!" ”
As he spoke, Ling Yi condensed his spiritual power and hit the seal of the American team Steve with an empty punch.
Team Steve's expression froze, and after a while, the whole person was completely relaxed, "I'm finally ...... Recovered. Thank you, Brother Yi! This Pope's Retarded Fist is really too suitable for me. ”
"It really works?" Black Widow Natasha hurriedly walked in front of Ling Yi, "Ling Yi, please give me some trouble." ”
Tony Stark said, "Natasha, you've got to be behind me. ”
Black Widow Natasha said coldly: "I'm about the same age as Team America Steve, Team America uses Super Soldier Serum, and I use SSS Anti-Aging Serum. ”
"Holy! So, you're almost 80 years old too? Tony Stark asked, horrified.
Black Widow Natasha said coldly, "That's right. ”
Tony Stark hurriedly said, "Then you can invite it first, grandma." ”
Black widow Natasha walked in front of Ling Yi, "Ling Yi, when I was training in the Red House, the most painful memory was opened by that little witch, every time I recall the scene at that time, it makes me feel painful, you quickly use your Pope's Retarded Fist, let me forget that memory." ”
"Okay widow." Ling Yi condensed his spiritual power, and the Pope's mentally retarded fist struck again.
Black Widow Natasha only felt a strong wind blowing on her face, and then opened her eyes in surprise and asked, "Is this the end?" ”
"Well, next." Ling Yi said with a smile.
"Wait, I don't seem to feel anything!"
"What do you want to feel?"
"I want ......," Black Widow Natasha thought for a long time, "Hey, what was I thinking before?" Why can't you remember it at all? ”
"I can't think of it." Ling Yi said with a smile.
"It's so useful!" Bruce Banner didn't believe in the Pope's retarded fist at first, but now that he saw that the black widow Natasha had really forgotten all the unpleasant memories, he immediately stood in front of Ling Yi.
"Ling Yi, give me a punch too, I've made too many mistakes, I can't face the humans on the earth anymore, I just want to escape, I don't want to face these problems anymore, if, if you can erase all my memories, then I'll be completely free!"
Ling Yi smiled faintly, "Bruce, let Nini come first." ”
Bruce Banner blinked in surprise, "Why?" Didn't you say by age? By age, I'm a few years older than Tony Stark! ”
Tony Stark said with a smile: "Because I have money, I can enjoy VIP access." ”
"Rich? Can you do whatever you want if you have money? Bruce Banner asked angrily.
"That's right, to have money is to do whatever you want." Tony Stark said triumphantly.
"Bruce, you wait a minute." Ling Yi motioned for Tony Stark to stand up, and then punched Tony Stark on Tony Stark's seal with a fist.
Tony Stark took a deep breath and relaxed.
Ever since he was disturbed by the spirit of the Scarlet Witch, he had been worried that he didn't try hard enough and would eventually lead to the death of his comrades, but now, his tense mind has finally been calmed.
"Thank you, Brother Yi." Tony Stark said gratefully.
(End of chapter)