No. 279 swimming
In the distance, gongs and drums sounded, and a row of wizards from Miao Wu Dazhai dressed up neatly and appeared in the square, and one of them shouted: "One hundred and twenty-eight candidates, please come with me!"
Whoa—
Not only the 128 people who participated in the election, but even the black-pressed audience followed.
The group of wizards led the way, and walked west along the square, and walked for a full three or four miles, when a small straight river appeared in front of it, and the water was very clear, and at this time a wooden bridge was paved at the end of the distance, and a long strip of red cloth was tied to the river in front of the bridge.
On the stone steps on the other side of the river, there were more than 20 Buddhist masters sitting on a row of plush chairs who came to watch the ceremony, and the middle one was a woman with white hair but a girl's face, sitting cross-legged, looking very strange, unable to distinguish age, and behind her stood several fifty or sixty-year-old old ladies, and Grandma Lan was also among them!
When they arrived here, the black-pressed audience was stopped by Miao Wu, and only walked to the other end of the river with only one hundred and twenty-eight candidates, where there was a spacious place, and at this time there were already two men in their thirties waiting on the snow, both of them straightened their chests, looked at the river with their hands behind their backs, they were very handsome and temperamental, and one of them was Sang Buli, who had fought with Zhou Fengchen.
In the team of candidates, Zhang Shisan whispered to Zhou Fengchen: "Na! The two grandsons in front, one is Sang Buli, you have seen it, and the other is Zheng Qiufeng. ”
Sang Bu left this person, Zhou Fengchen didn't look at it yet, but turned to look at Zheng Qiufeng, Zheng Qiufeng is not short, he looks nearly one meter eight, his physique is not very strong, he is wearing a neutral dress, his face is very white, it seems that he has painted his eyebrows and put on lipstick, and the whole person looks a little strange, especially when he twists it inadvertently.
Yuan Zhi monk pointed out, "This guy is clearly a!" Isn't it just a couple between him and the person next to him, what kind of daughter-in-law are you looking for? ”
Monk Yuanzhi's voice was a little loud, and the people around him couldn't help but let out a strange laugh in their ears, and the people watching on both sides of the strait were inexplicable for a while, Sang Buli and Zheng Qiufeng didn't understand what was happening, and turned their heads to see, holding their own identities in front of everyone, with a reserved and reserved smile on their faces, and nodded politely.
This is a good head, the candidates "wahaha" a strange laugh, some laughed low, tears laughed.
Zhou Fengchen didn't smile, pointed to the silver-haired woman in the middle of the row of seats on the opposite bank, and asked Zhang Shisan on the side, "She is a Tupo, right?" ”
Zhang 13 nodded, "That's right!" is in his eighties, practicing the Miao family's jade girl skills, rejuvenating the child, a face looks like a little girl, in fact...... This is also the reason why Miao Wu women are sought-after, they will be beautiful and live well! ”
"Okay, got it." Zhou Fengchen nodded, and pointed around, "You say, what is this first round?" ”
The Yuan Zhi monk said, "Isn't this obvious? Swim! ”
Zhang 13 also said, "It looks like it should be swimming!" ”
As he was talking, the team of candidates had already arrived behind Zheng Qiufeng and Sang Buli, and no one spoke.
At this time, a wizard who led the way, out of the crowd, nodded to the Ah Tupo on the other side, and then took out a pamphlet and read: "Miao Wu Dazhai Holy Maiden Shangguan Xianyun Husband Selection Conference, a total of 130 candidates, all voluntary, never forced, those who regret it can retreat!"
It's all come to this, what are you going to retreat? None of the candidates moved.
The wizard continued: "In the first round, swimming, the river is 1,800 meters long, the time limit is 3 minutes, and those who miss the time are eliminated."
As soon as the words fell, some of the candidates were depressed on the spot, many of them have similar physique to ordinary people, in winter, it is snowing, running in the river to swim, the key is to swim three miles in 3 minutes, I damn it! That's choking!
Zhang Shisan whispered to Zhou Fengchen: "Amazing, this thing is a real test of physique and physical strength, some of them will be eliminated on the spot, and tomorrow there will be colds and fevers that can't get out of bed, and some of them can be eliminated, just this round of down, the rest are masters!"
Zhou Fengchen looked at Monk Yuanzhi, "Are you okay?" ”
Monk Yuanzhi pondered for a moment and shook his head, "I don't know!" ”
Zhang 13 said: "Let's swim together, pull each other!"
Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi both nodded, "Cheng!" ”
As he spoke, the wizard said, "Please take off your clothes!"
Candidates, look at me, I'll look at you, all of them took off, and in the blink of an eye, one hundred and thirty young men took off only their trousers, which were very dazzling.
Among the thousands of spectators not far away, many girls were blindfolded on the spot, "Oops! So shy! Then he opened his fingers and watched secretly.
At this time, it is a test of figure, like Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan, who have practiced Taoist qigong and martial arts for many years, have a well-proportioned physique, and the eight-pack abs are very good-looking, and some people are embarrassed, not to mention, the small belly is like being pregnant for five months, especially the Yuanzhi monk on the side, the big belly is about to reach the person in front.
Zhang Shisan smiled and patted him on the stomach, "How many months?" Kicking people at night? ”
Monk Yuanzhi slapped his hand away, glared and said, "Do you believe that Lao Tzu strangled him?"
"Don't make a fuss!" Zhou Fengchen pointed to Zheng Qiufeng at the front at this time, "Look at that goods." ”
Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi looked at it, and saw that Zheng Qiufeng was wearing a lace women's pants, white and tender like a little girl, twisting and looking around, and blushing a little, Sang did not leave his face, and subconsciously stayed away from him.
"Wha......" The three of them couldn't help it, squatted on the ground and laughed.
The people next to him were nervous, and when they heard their ridiculous laughter, they all turned their heads to look over, I don't know what they were laughing at, and they were confused!
At this time, the wizard outside the crowd waved his hand, "Timer, let's start!" ”
Whoa—
Puff –
Almost all the candidates scrambled to jump in, and for a while the river was like dumplings, "boiling".
Soon only the stunned Zhou Fengchen and the three were left on the shore.
Zhang Shisan scratched his head, "It's not second, why are you in such a hurry?" ”
The Yuan Zhi monk "leaned" on, "Time! Fast! ”
As he spoke, he pulled the two of them into the river.
The river water is cold and biting, this feeling is really not something ordinary people can bear, especially being choked by the neck of the Yuan Zhi monk and stuffed into it.
Zhang Shisan and Zhou Fengchen surfaced and gave Yuan Zhi monk a punch, "Your uncle!" ”
"Don't uncle!" Yuan Zhi monk fiercely shaved, "Three minutes is enough to choke!" Come on! ”
Zhang Shisan and Zhou Fengchen shook their heads and swam up, and Zhou Fengchen patted Monk Yuanzhi, "Start to exert your strength slowly, and finally sprint, otherwise you will lose your strength and you won't be able to swim." ”
Zhang 13 nodded and said, "That's right! Look at the birdmen in front of you! ”
Not far ahead, more than a dozen people hugged in three or four groups, and spun in place.
Monk Yuan Zhi looked at the riverbank behind him, "No, how far is this?" ”
The three of them swam for a while and came to the front, and Zhang Shisan asked curiously, "What are the brothers doing?"
Several of them scolded angrily: "Make chicken feathers, we northerners, we can't swim!"
Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were silent for two seconds, holding back a smile and slowly swimming forward, and finally couldn't help laughing.
(End of chapter)