Chapter 1319: Playing Foolish Tricks
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"How is 100,000 taels enough, I use gold beads to fish on weekdays, one is not enough to have two, and this family has to ask for at least 500,000! Besides, is it enough to catch one or two beads? There must be several......"
Yang Xiaobai's eyes rolled, not afraid that he had no money, but afraid that his family had money and they didn't know the bottom, and if he wanted too little, he would cheapen this kid for nothing.
The brothers haven't eaten a decent meal of meat for a long time, if you really meet a rich person, how can you be worthy of yourself if you don't slaughter it hard!
"What kind of gold beads, it can't be this baby's nonsense, right? In the dilapidated alley of Sweetwater Hutong, how can there be such a rich family! It's good to have one, and there are a few, can you believe what this kid says or is it the same thing? โ
Sun Erniang doesn't believe in this stinky boy as much as Yang Xiaobai, it's not that she doesn't believe that his family has no money, but she just thinks that a place like Sweetwater Hutong can't tell a one, two, or three no matter how you look at it.
If his family lives near Jinyan Bridge, or in Lihuatang, and says that there are several large families, it means that he can get one million.
"Where is this accurate, in case someone else's house is low-key, he is hiding a gold brick on the wall, you don't know?" Yang Xiaobai analyzed it seriously, as if he was in a hurry, and listened to a few people stunned.
"Hey, hey, if the walls of his house are made of gold bricks, let's go and dig a few bricks."
When Liu Ergou heard that there were gold bricks, he suddenly screamed excitedly, and he was ready to find a guy and go to the wall in the middle of the night.
"It's all nonsense, and the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes."
Liu Erniang slapped Liu Ergou on the shoulder, "His family has gold bricks, how do you know which one is gold?" What if not? Aren't you going to chisel out all the walls of people's houses? If someone finds out, you won't be able to eat and walk around! โ
Yang Xiaobai also makes sense when he heard what Liu Erniang said, after all, it is not easy to mix now, so it is better to be careful.
"It's better for us to send a few people to investigate first, if this kid's family is sure to have money, we will ask him for 500,000 yuan, just do this vote, and we will send it."
"This ...... Will it work? Liu Erniang hesitated.
Liu Ergou instantly became a little impatient, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, women are troublesome, and they are more worried when they get old." You give me a good look at that kid for Lao Tzu, don't lose it, no matter how much money he has, Lao Tzu will go and see what is going on tonight, if you don't give money, hum! โ
He lifted the woodcutter beside him, and as soon as he went down, the corner of the table was split in half, and the axe was firmly planted into the leg of the table.
"Don't do anything!"
Yang Xiaobai clapped his hands and applauded, "I have a good idea, why don't we ......"
The sound of talking outside the house became smaller and smaller, even if Nalan Changyi pretended to be playing, he still heard a few people whispering outside, his heart moved, and his eyes turned around quickly.
We have to take care of them.
"Hahaha, okay, that's it!"
Liu Ergou's laughter suddenly sounded in the main room.
Nalan Changyi immediately saw through the crack in the door a few people following him out of the door, in high spirits, and he didn't know what bad idea they had just now.
But it doesn't matter, Nalan Changyi doesn't mind playing with them, and pretends to stay in the house obediently without knowing anything.
It's getting dark.
Nalan Changyi was a little hungry, and ate a bowl of wontons, and after a while, Liu Erniang came into the house to coax him to sleep, and then he cried and shouted to eat the glutinous rice balls made by his mother.
There is only one woman like Liu Erniang in the house, Nalan Changyi looks at it
It can be seen that this Liu Erniang annoyed him the most to cry, so he cried hard and refused to give up.
"I want my mother, I want my mother, I want to eat glutinous rice balls made by my mother, I can't sleep if I don't eat! Wow......"
Liu Erniang heard Nalan Changyi's cry, and the whole person felt like it was about to explode.
"Ouch, I'm an ancestor, can you stop screaming, where can the old lady find you glutinous rice balls at night?"
"Wow...... I don't care if I don't care, I want my mother, I want to eat glutinous rice balls. Nalan Changyi's cries rose higher than one wave.
Yang Xiaobai heard the stinky boy crying and calling his mother, and immediately his eyebrows wrinkled, "What glutinous rice balls to eat?" If you want a bowl of gruel steamed buns, you don't like to eat them! โ
"Wow! If you want glutinous rice balls, you want glutinous rice balls! "Nalan Changyi doesn't eat his set at all, and if he has the ability, he will continue to consume it, to see who consumes whom.
I have to say that this Nalan Changyi's cry is really heroic, loud and bright, and several lights of the surrounding residents have been lit up and on, Liu Erniang is really afraid of attracting the people around her, and when the time comes, I am afraid that it will not be able to explain clearly.
"Okay, don't cry, can't I do it for you? Ouch, what a little ancestor. Liu Erniang's heart was down, if it weren't for the fact that the stinky boy was still worth a few dollars, she would be able to call him to death with this naughty energy.
As soon as his heart sank, he pressed his temper down, and kneading his dough when he arrived in the room.
It was already the middle of the night when she came out of the kitchen, Liu Erniang wiped the sweat on her forehead, damn, where would she make that kind of high-end snack, and it had been two hours since she barely got it out.
She was so angry that this account should be counted on his head, and he must get 500,000 taels of silver tomorrow!
Hmph, for the sake of money, she endured it!
"Come on, glutinous rice balls!"
As soon as Liu Erniang entered the door with her front foot, she found that the stinky boy seemed to be asleep?
The room was quiet and could hear him snoring and sleeping, "Heh, child, after all, a child, he has limited energy, no matter how noisy he is, he will fall asleep." โ
Anyway, if you don't bother with him, the glutinous rice balls in Liu Erniangniang's hand are put on the table, as long as he doesn't make trouble, it's easy to say anything. After a tired day, Liu Erniang was exhausted by Nalan Changyi's toss, and she fell asleep on this bench.
The night was quiet, and after Nalan Changyi waited for several people to fall asleep, a pair of bright big eyes suddenly opened.
He crept behind the door, peeked through the crack in the door, and only after making sure that the people were really asleep did he sneak out.
Just now because he fell asleep, Liu Erniang was negligent for a while, and he didn't close the door, hehe.
Nalan Changyi has been practicing martial arts with Yuan Xingyongan and others since he was a child, and the elders praised him as a martial arts genius.
A few walked over quickly, first on their acupuncture points, so as not to alarm them.
Seeing the villains in the house lying there motionless like a group of dead pigs, Nalan Changyi's courage instantly grew.
"Haha, a bunch of stinky uncles, see how I clean you up." Nalan Changyi smiled evilly, and caught a glimpse of the brush and ink on the desk next to him, which Liu Erniang and they got to prepare to write a blackmail letter, but Nalan Changyi saw the idea of spoofing.
Walked over and sharpened some ink, and then drew a ghost on their faces, and saw a few people with various styles of spoofs such as king, eight, turtle, and rat on their faces, Nalan Changyi laughed.
"Haha, it's fun, it's fun." Nalan Changyi instantly became playful, completely forgetting that there was one less person in the room.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing?" Liu Ergou, who came back from outside, pushed the door in, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw such a scene, and he was instantly vigilant.
Nalan Changyi was startled, the brush in his hand fell to the ground in fright, and he suddenly stepped back, not good, wrong.
The people next to him were also awakened by the shouts of Liu Ergou breaking into the door, and Nalan Changyi looked at the few people who suddenly woke up, a little at a loss. Oops, so many people, he is a little child, can he beat?
Obediently, didn't you give them a point? How did you wake up so quickly?
Not...... Isn't it because he's too small, so he doesn't have enough strength? Wow, what a wrongful death.
When Yang Xiaobai and Liu Erniang, who had just woken up, saw Wang Ba on their faces, they were stunned at first, and then laughed when they pointed at each other. Then they realized that they had also been straightened out, and their hands unconsciously wiped their faces, and they found that their faces were also full of blackness, and then they screamed.
"Grandma's." Yang Xiaobai wiped his face disgustingly and stood up menacingly.
Liu Erniang was still stunned, didn't the stinky boy fall asleep just now?
Why did you take a nap and run out of the house? It's still scribbling on their faces!
"Why are you still stunned, and you won't catch him for me?!" Liu Ergou barked and closed the door at the same time.
Liu Erniang jumped up from the chair in an instant.
Cold sweat broke out on his cheeks instantly, if Liu Ergou hadn't happened to come back just now, this stinky boy might have run away.
That's a hot half a million!
immediately rushed towards Nalan Changyi, but Nalan Changyi was a big ghost, and a dodge made Liu Erniang pounce in the air, taking advantage of her unpreparedness, stretched out her foot and hooked, then Liu Erniang actually fell on the spot and ate, and the top of her head hit the corner of the chair, sighing and screaming.
"Haha, come and get me, come and catch me!" As he spoke, Nalan Changyi jumped up and down in the room.
"Stinky boy, stop! Don't run! Seeing this, Yang Xiaobai unwillingly rushed to stop him, his arms outstretched, like an eagle catching a chicken, about to surround Nalan Changyi.
Nalan Changyi pretended to get under his arm, but in fact, when Yang Xiaobai was about to approach him, he instantly reversed and jumped over his broad arm.
Yang Xiaobai was stunned, he didn't expect a half-old child to have this wave of operations, and before he could recover his senses, he was kicked against the wall by Nalan Changyi, and a bag instantly swollen on his head, making him dizzy.
Liu Ergou looked at Liu Erniang and Yang Xiaobai who fell to the ground in less than a while, and his eyes showed a vicious light.
immediately spat and rubbed his hands, "Stinky boy, dare to play us as monkeys and look for death." โ
Nalan Changyi was shocked, knowing that this bad uncle was not easy to deal with, and he was definitely not his opponent. So he ran quickly to the room, and as if he were running away, he closed the door in fear.
"Hmph, Lao Tzu has to pick up your skin today and make you dishonest!"
As he spoke, Liu Ergou used all his strength to kick the door and kicked the door open! The fierce and vicious look is like a pig killer at the corner of the street.
"Come out for Lao Tzu!"
Nalan Changyi didn't know if he hid under the bed, and there was no one when Liu Ergou entered the door.
"Hey, I'm here."
When he turned his head, he saw a ball-sized figure, swinging a rope, flying towards him from the beam of the house, kicking him in the chest fiercely, and he flew up and flew out of the door.