Chapter 55: Are You Impressed?
"What? Take off your pants? ”
As soon as he heard that Qin Zi asked him to take off his pants, Ling Yi was an "old streamer. "I'm almost overwhelmed."
"Wait Qin Zi, even if I save you, you can't wait to make a promise, it can't be now!"
Qin Zi was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Ling Yi! What are you talking about! Who is going to make a personal promise to you? Your injury is on your leg, and if you don't take off your pants, how can I check you properly? ”
Ling Yi reacted at this time, clutched his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, brother, I thought you were going to ......"
"You're beautiful! When is it, don't think nonsense! Qin Zi shouted loudly.
The entire cave was relaying the echo of Qin Zi:
Jump the track...... Thoughts...... Fantasy...... Think......
Ling Yihe smiled and said, "Then you should turn around, otherwise do you want me to take off my pants in front of you?" ”
Qin Zi's face was like fire, "Listen to the echo, the inside should be quite spacious, I'll go inside and take a look first." ”
"Be careful." Ling Yi admonished.
"Got it." Qin Zi groped the cave wall and walked inside.
He took off Karl Lagerfeld's suit pants with great difficulty, and looked at the tattered trousers, Ling Yi shook his head helplessly.
The 50,000-yuan suit was destroyed like this, and it was really painful.
This account must be counted on the head of the Night Snake mercenary!
Ling Yi twisted the inside again. The sea water on his pants staggered to his feet and walked in with his hands on the cave wall.
He hadn't heard Qin Zi's voice for a long time, and he was really a little worried.
Turning a narrow corner, the eyes suddenly open up.
At the end of the cave there is an alcohol lamp, a layer of bedding on the floor, and a variety of leftover food and wine bottles are placed next to it, as well as several large waterproof backpacks.
Ling Yi suddenly felt a burst of surprise in his heart.
This is clearly a hidden place for a swimmer!
With all of this, it's enough to survive until the survival game begins!
Ling Yi was about to shout why Qin Zi didn't inform him, but saw Qin Zi with his back and took off his dress. The clothes were also unbuttoned, and they were twisted vigorously a few times.
Only then did Ling Yi understand that it was not that Qin Zi didn't inform him, but that he just wanted to clean the seawater on his body first.
Ling Yi wanted to avoid his eyes, but Qin Zi's figure was so graceful that Ling Yi couldn't help but take a few more looks.
What a feast for the eyes!
Even if it's hunted down by the Night Snake mercenaries, it's already worth it! And it's great value!
After Qin Zi wrung out his clothes, he shook his long hair and put on his half-wet clothes again.
Ling Yi's heart was beating wildly, and he hurriedly turned back.
"Ling Yi! Ling Yi, are you okay? Come to me, there's a suitable habitat here! ”
"Oh! Here it comes! ”
Ling Yi responded from a distance, and then turned the corner and walked to the end of the cave.
At this time, Qin Zi was already dressed neatly, his half-wet hair was tied up, and he was squatting in the waterproof backpack on the ground looking for it.
"A sharp dagger, two solid alcohols, a first aid kit, a bathing suit, and some food and drink."
Qin Zi opened the first-aid box again and cheered happily: "Great! There are needles and bandages! And medical rubber gloves! Thank you so much to the owner of this secret cave! ”
Ling Yi walked to the futon, reached out and picked up a box of blue diamond-shaped pills, and said with a smile: "The owner of this cave actually still eats Viagra, yo, it has expired." ”
"What do you care about so much? Lie down! I'll give you surgery! ”
Qin Zi quickly held the bladed dagger with his left hand, repeatedly grilled and disinfected on the alcohol lamp, and held down Ling Yi's big . legs, constantly kneading.
LING Yida. The root of his leg was itchy, he resisted the urge to hold up the big tent, and smiled bitterly: "When I was eating, I kneaded your hands, I didn't expect retribution to come so quickly, and now I am kneaded by you. Legs up. ”
Qin Zi said angrily: "I'm a doctor, I'll locate the shrapnel again!" If I am not sure where the shrapnel is, how do I get the shot? ”
Ling Yi said helplessly: "Rub your hands, you are just shy at most, you rub my big. At the root of the legs, I have to suppress my physiological impulses. ”
Qin Zi had never heard such straightforward words, and suddenly blushed with shame, "I, I'm a doctor!" If you have a reaction, you will react! Anyway, no matter what your reaction is, I'll just do the surgery as usual, it's my professionalism! Got it! Hey? ”
Qin Zi touched the sharp and thin fragment of the missile, and exclaimed at the same time.
"What's wrong?"
"This shrapnel is scattered, and if I move this, I will push the other one deeper! Damn, the weapons of the Night Snake mercenaries are simply dehumanizing! But if you are injured by the explosion, you will either die or be disabled! Qin Zi said angrily.
Ling Yi hurriedly said, "Hey, hey! I don't want to have my leg amputated! ”
Qin Zi ignored Ling Yi, and his thoughts began to work quickly.
"I have to control the flow of blood, then expand the opening of the blood vessels, and then within 10 minutes, all the shrapnel can be removed!"
"If you control the flow of blood, you can make Ling Yi stand up, and I will kneel on the ground to operate on him. But how do you widen the vascularization? ”
"Wait! Pregnant! Sildenafil! Sildenafil can dilate blood vessels! Ha ha! I'm a genius! ”
"This plan is theoretically feasible, but the surgical conditions here are really ......"
"Forget it! I can't care so much, I have to have surgery now! ”
Qin Zi muttered for a while, and finally looked at Ling Yi with great firmness: "Ling Yi, I have already designed a surgical plan, if this operation is successful, we will go down in the history of emergency surgery!" ”
Ling Yi's heart fluttered for a while, "Doctor Qin Ziqin, can I ask you first, what is the failure rate of your surgery?" ”
"Zero!"
"Wow, that's awesome!" Ling Yi felt like he had taken a reassuring pill.
"However, my success rate is also zero." Qin Zi said seriously: "Because I am an intern, I am not qualified to operate independently, you will be my first surgical target, I say this, are you not moved?" ”
Qin Zi shook the hot dagger in his hand.
"I ...... Don't dare to move. Ling Yi only felt that a cool breeze was blowing under his crotch.
Qin Zi said seriously: "Ling Yi, we can't waste any more time, you have to cooperate with me." There's no anesthetic here, so when I operate on you later, you'll have to endure the intense pain and never move, because if you miss it, my scalpel might be shifted where it shouldn't. ”
"I'm grass, Doctor Qin, can I not have surgery?"
"No way!" Qin Zi pushed Ling Yi to the base of the wall, "You stand in front of you, and I will kneel in front of you to operate on you, so that your blood will not carry shrapnel to the artery." ”
"Huh? Surgery on your knees? This posture...... That's what the hell is it? ”
"I know that this posture is not a standard posture, and there has never been such a posture in the textbook, and I have never tried it myself, but this is indeed the most suitable posture for us at present, I hope Ling Yi will cooperate with me more!"
"I'm going to ...... Matching, matching ......"
In the face of such a serious female doctor, Ling Yi had nothing to say.
"Good! Take this Viagra with sildenafil first. ”
Qin Zi solemnly handed a small blue pill to Ling Yi.