Chapter 505: The Kissing Team in the Wilderness

Monk Yuanzhi said: "Gotcha! Either go back together, or go to Shangguan Xianyun together, and you can also help when you encounter something. ”

Zhang 13 also said: "That's okay, let's go together!" To be honest, it's such a mess here, I really want to see how the hosts, Maoshan and Laoshan, destroy the Demon King! ”

Zhou Fengchen looked moved, "Brothers...... Don't say anything, when I go back to Donghai City, I will invite the leisure club to play for three days, and the young lady will choose whatever she wants. ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Zhang Shisan and the Yuanzhi monk glucked and laughed, "Angry!" So decided! ”

The three of them discussed it properly, and immediately set up the five elements array to determine the direction of Shangguan Xianyun.

One hundred and thirty miles northwest of the target!

It is already considered the boundary of Shandong.

The three of them didn't sleep all night, and their bodies were weak after taking a bath, so they decided to open a hotel and fall asleep, and then go on the road after sleeping.

When I woke up, it was already afternoon, so I went out to find a restaurant to eat, then set the route and which city to go directly to by car.

At 5:35 p.m., the car went out for less than an hour before it got dark, in front of it was a very residential winding mountain road, the grass and trees on both sides were deep, full of a car of passengers swaying with the car, some had fallen asleep, but most of them were still eating and playing with their mobile phones, and the car was full of strange sweat and snack smell.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them slept for a day, without sleepiness or words, and stared dryly. Because the monk Yuanzhi ate a whole plate of salty sauerkraut fried belly slices in front of him, his throat was almost thirsty and smoky at this time, and he didn't have the habit of bringing water.

Zhang Shisan looked strange and patted him, "What's wrong?" ”

Monk Yuanzhi pointed to his mouth and whispered: "Lao Tzu is dying of thirst!"

Zhang Shisan and Zhou Fengchen glanced at each other, and they both felt quite embarrassed.

"Bear with me, it's almost time to get to the place, when the time comes, buy five bottles of drinks, drink two bottles and throw three bottles!"

"No! Far water can't quench the thirst of the near. The Yuan Zhi monk approached the girl who was drinking water with a shy face, "Sister! Can you lend me a sip of water? ”

"Huh-" Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan couldn't help but cover their faces, it's too embarrassing!

The girl looked eighteen or nineteen years old, dressed very fashionably, and was stunned when she heard the words, and saw the bare head of the Yuanzhi monk and the long crooked melons and cracked dates, so she pouted in disgust and said, "Sick!"

Whoa......

Most of the people in the car looked over.

Monk Yuanzhi couldn't wipe his face, raised his voice and said, "You little girl, how can you talk?" Who's sick? I'm just thirsty, and I'm looking for you to make an excuse to drink water. ”

The little girl had a lot of personality, and sneered and said, "I've drunk half of the water, and you take a sip, aren't you a hooligan?" Get out of the way! ”

The four or five young men and women next to her seemed to be in the same group as her, and they all looked at her with unkind faces, "Everyone is in a hurry, don't make trouble, otherwise we will call the police!" ”

Monk Yuanzhi's face was ugly, so he simply didn't have the same knowledge as them, and took out a hundred yuan, "Whoever sells me a bottle of water, a hundred yuan." ”

There are some things that you shout loudly but can't achieve the effect, although many people are moved, but ...... Everyone wants to save face, okay? It's like no one has ever seen money.

Seeing that no one responded, the Yuanzhi monk sighed and sat down, turned around and complained to Zhou Fengchen, "A cart of hammers!" Uncle's! ”

Immediately, a few tall young men were upset, "Hey! Who do you say? ”

Monk Yuanzhi was just about to refute, when the bus braked sharply, and Kankan stopped on the side of the road, almost hitting a tree.

The passengers in the car all hit forward by inertia, and the Yuan Zhi monk leaned and suddenly fell into the arms of the little girl who borrowed water, not to mention this embarrassment.

The little girl was on fire at the time, and pushed him away, "Get out of the way!" Stinky rascals! ”

The three young men who were with her stood up and pointed to the nose of the Yuanzhi monk, "You dog, you want to die?" ”

Talking about the momentum.

Monk Yuanzhi's face changed, and his momentum soared instantly, like a beast in the wilderness, "Are you going to fight?" ”

A few young men are ordinary people, how have they ever seen such a scary bald man, and they were suddenly confused.

Monk Yuanzhi was not a good person originally, Zhou Fengchen was afraid that he would make trouble, so he said loudly: "Yuanzhi, it's almost done!"

Monk Yuanzhi sighed, and then shouted in front of him: "Driver? What is parking for? ”

"Yes! Why park? A group of passengers watching the excitement reacted.

The driver was also stunned at this moment, and said with a sad face: "It's over!" Burst both wheels at once, get out of the car! I've got to fix it! ”

As he spoke, he opened the car door and went down.

When the passengers in the car heard this, they also got off the bus with chatter and complaining.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them got out of the car and subconsciously looked at the wheels, sure enough! The two wheels on the right side are deflated, and if you look behind you, you don't know what they are.

Zhou Fengchen looked around, there was a dark old forest on one side, and a small river chirping on the other, and whispered: "I have a bad premonition, it seems to be ...... Something is not quite right! ”

Zhang Shisan nodded and said, "I feel it too!"

Monk Yuanzhi said: "It should be fine, the car will be repaired immediately, won't it be over when you leave in the car?"

As soon as the words fell, someone asked the driver who looked at the wheels, "Master, when will it be repaired?" ”

The driver shook his head, "It will take an hour or two anyway, thanks to the fact that I brought two spare tires, otherwise I would have to wait for someone from the company to come over to repair it, and I wouldn't be able to leave in the middle of the night." ”

When dozens of passengers heard this, they sighed and dispersed, drinking drinks, eating snacks, chatting, smoking, and running everywhere.

The young men and women who had quarreled with the Yuan Zhi monk simply ran to the edge of the forest to play with their mobile phones and brag.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them also put on cigarettes and talked nonsense.

After a while, there was a faint sound of suona at the end of the road ahead, which sounded very festive, but it was a little strange in this barren mountain and wild place.

All the passengers looked over.

The Yuan Zhi monk was clever, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "Don't make a noise and take a look." ”

The sound of suona is getting closer and closer, and soon a group of kissing teams came in front, the four men in the lead are happily blowing suona, behind is a groom officer riding a white horse, in the middle is a big red bridal sedan chair, next to a few thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls holding a sedan chair, followed by a group of people wearing red clothes and carrying gifts.

At night, in the wilderness, this scene is not to mention how infiltrating it is.

However, the passengers relied on the large number of people, and did not think elsewhere at all, pointing and discussing, and they were very interested.

Zhou Fengchen's faces became ugly, and Zhang Shisan said: "This is obviously wrong, where does the traditional kissing come from at night in the barren mountains and mountains?" But Lao Tzu couldn't see what was wrong, and the Tianyan technique was practiced in vain. ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "Let's take a look first, and wait for them to pass."

When the kissing team arrived, they didn't collide with the passengers, and went straight into the woods, and when the men and women who had quarreled with the Yuanzhi monk saw it, they quickly stepped aside.

Soon, the entire pick-up procession entered the forest and could not be seen.

Just when Zhou Fengchen and the three of them thought that there was nothing wrong, an old man suddenly ran out of the forest and said to the passengers: "There is a happy event at home, and there are three empty tables of banquets, do you want to have a meal and celebrate with Chong Chong?" No money! ”

No way! This sentence is too tempting, a group of passengers hesitated for a while, and when someone took the lead, they all ran in, even the driver couldn't stand the temptation, and Saya followed, "I'll eat a little, come back and continue to repair!" ”

(End of chapter)