On running away and chasing, Oba and being beaten.

Shangguan Rong's heart was like ashes, and in front of the strong Shangguan Xiaohong, he found himself powerless. The possibility of escape was blocked, just like the bard in the pen of the "shy little tadpole" turned out to be a, and two equally troublesome things were piled up in the chest of Shangguan Rong's man, and he was fascinated, and he was drunk when he thought about it. "Ahhhh

Give up the resistance, come on, little red. Dig a pit and bury your Rong Oba. Shangguan Rong closed the man's big eyes, led his neck and was killed, waiting for the judgment of the female man.

Bang, bang, bang, a hot thing licked Shangguan Rong's face. It's a dog, a dog! Shangguan Xiaohong's dog is licking the dark chocolate brother's face. "Hey,, don't make a fuss. Shangguan Xiaohong said in surprise.

"Master, your dark chocolate egg Oba has powder on your face!"

return.

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Shangguan Rong and Shangguan Xiaohong were silent.

It turns out that the men in Shengjing have reached the point where they can't go out without makeup! Shangguan Xiaohong's surprise is not trivial. It's terrible, the men in the imperial capital of the Tang Kingdom are too terrible.

"Oh, that's it, that's it. Xiaohong, you know, when you go out, how can you see people if you are not beautiful. You know what I mean. Hey, what's the matter with your disdainful eyes? You're looking down on me, aren't you, you're laughing at me! Xiaohong, don't you wear makeup when you go out? If you don't tell me, how do I know what Oba means? Xiaohong, don't tell me that Oba is a word that is impure, I am pure, I am super pure. Compared with Shangguan Jin, the man who can't control the third leg between his legs, I am as guarded as jade. I'm still single. Oh oh oh, why am I telling you this. Xiaohong, why do you despise me even more? What are you dissatisfied with me? What's the matter with your talking dog? Why is it still licking my face? I don't like it so much, hurry up and get it away. If you don't get it away, I'll kill it." ”

Chattering, Shangguan Xiaohong's Rong Oba spat out a long, long groove.

"What, I'm without makeup. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong told Shangguan Rongdao.

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No wonder others say that you are a woman, don't you know how to dress up, look at you unlucky child, your appearance is mediocre, the place where you should grow meat is not long, the place where you should be big is not big, if you don't dress up beautifully, who will marry you? No, no, there are quite a few people who want to marry you, after all, our Shangguan family is a big family. You are Uncle Qing's only daughter, and you are the most noble in Qingfu except for Uncle Qing. Our grandfather likes you very much, hehe, who made you a female man, yes, female man!

Shangguan Rong came again with a lot of complaints in his heart. It's long, long.

King Arthur also came with Merlene. Mei Lin glanced at Shangguan Rong indifferently. "Oh, the man with the powder on his face. Sheng Jing's son-in-law really knows how to play. ”

"No, no, it's not powder, it's a good thing for beauty. Men also love beauty, how can you discriminate against me because I am a black man. It's not because I want to be more popular. Of course, I'm very popular, but I can't find the girl I like, I'm so picky, and I will never ** before the lover of my dreams appears. I will guard her innocent body for her. Shangguan Rong clasped his hands on his shoulders, like a love saint. The men in Shengjing are full of copulation and mating, and I am a reliable man. Shangguan Rong was not without pride.

"Ah, ah, my Rong Oba is hopeless. Shangguan Xiaohong turned back to King Arthur and said. King Arthur seemed to nod his head, as if he could understand Little Red's appearance, King Arthur also had an Oba, and there was no cure. It's good communication between girls.,It's weird!

"Alliance leader, he is a member of our poor milk alliance, and his chest is quite flat. King Arthur asked, pointing at Shangguan Rong.

"In general, it's impossible. My Rong Oba is a man. Members of the Poor Milk Alliance can only be sisters. Shangguan Xiaohong explained.

"Ah, I'd like to invite my Jill Oba to join in. King Arthur looked slightly disappointed. Why can only be a girl to join, the world's poor milk can join is our purpose. Are you prejudiced? King Arthur was puzzled.

Over there, the next round of reviews begins. The initiator of the review was the ace writer of the Spicy Bookshuang Bookstore, "Brother Has a Big Bird".

"Brother has a big bird" said: "I believe everyone also knows the newcomer who has become popular recently, she is my junior sister, the signing writer of the Spicy Cool Bookstore, and the new popular writer 'Female Bird and Beast'." Her novel "Batman Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!" serialized in the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore caused a great sensation in Shengjing. It has attracted the attention of all bookstores. You can discuss "Batman Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!", I accept everyone's questions on behalf of my sister 'Female Birds and Beasts'. ”

"Where is the female bird and beast, why doesn't she herself appear!"

"I heard that she is a girl, a very cute girl. I knew that the cute girl was very heavy (river shrimp) mouth. The stuff that comes out is really sharp. ”

"I'm sorry, my cute junior sister 'female birds and beasts' is inconvenient to show her true face. ”

"Could it be, is she the wife of some beautiful man hiding in the house?"

"Could it be that she has a beautiful Lori that has not yet grown?"

"Is she a lovely young man?"

"Is she a dancing elf?"

A lot of people speculated.

"Brother has a big bird" laughed but did not speak, did not answer and did not justify. Protecting the mystery of "women and beasts". The master editor of the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore said that their "female birds and beasts" are very powerful, and they are also very powerful behind them.

A girl stood up, and she ordered a statue to be brought over. The sculpture is covered with black silk cloth, which is quite mysterious. The girl walked to the podium, stepped up the five-step staircase, and stood. She snapped her fingers, and her entourage untied the silk cloth on the sculpture, revealing the hidden statue!

That's—

"Damn, is that so?"

"Is it so?"

"Yes, that is!"

"What is it?"

"It's a classic scene in "Batman Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!" Batman and Superman propose to the other party because of some kind of coincidence, and the other party also agrees! The two are ready to kiss on a vow!"

"Mom, the world view of "Batman Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to the Bed Together!"

"Look at that statue, it's so subtle. Superman half-bends his knees and hugs the slightly shy Batman. The two of them closed the man's eyes and kept their mouths open, ready to take the tongue-to-tongue oath. Silently pour out the sorrow and admiration in your heart. ”

"It's love, that's love! Superman and Batman have sincere love because they are of the same sex, and they are more affectionate and unswerving!" The girl on the podium had a twinkle in her eyes, her hands leaning forward, and her mood swings were serious. When it comes to her hobbies, the girl can't suppress the joy in her heart.

"There are many kinds of love in time, and I only like the love between men and men. The girl stated.

"Girl, you have noble sentiments!" said the Black Prince Gil Pandoragon, his breath opening and closing, and the black waves of qi swelled like mist.

"Sir, are you also a loyal reader of Batman Superman, Knock Knock, Let's Roll to Bed!!" asked the girl on the podium.

"Yes, yes. The Black Prince Gil Pandolagon nodded.

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