242: Oh my God! It's all a monster!

Ling Yuhang stood on tiptoe and walked on the road quietly, looking around with a thief's head and brain, and muttered in his heart, "No one should be able to recognize me if I look like this." “

Shang Jiaqian walked in, looked up at the sneaky Ling Yuhang on the side, his cold and handsome face flashed with a hint of surprise, and he was curious in his heart, why did this crazy woman dress herself up like this! Looks like there's something wrong with her!

Ling Yuhang listened to the sound of footsteps behind him, and his heart was suddenly shocked, he clenched the feather duster in his hand fiercely, and said in his heart with a burst of fear, it's over! Finished! The weasel ate the cutie and is now going to eat me! Whining......

Shang Jiaqian walked with a stride and looked at her with a twisted eyebrow.

Ling Yuhang heard the footsteps getting closer and closer, took a deep breath, sweated in his palms, his body trembled with fear, and he closed his eyes and silently thought in his heart, don't come, don't come.

Shang Jiaqian frowned and glanced at Ling Yuhang, who was trembling all over his body, thinking that this crazy woman should not be sick.

stepped forward, reached out and gently patted Ling Yuhang on the shoulder.

Ling Yuhang felt that someone was slapping him, and immediately a high-decibel scream came, "Ah! ”

When Shang Jiaqian heard this, he hurriedly withdrew his hand in fright, and stared at Ling Yuhang with a pair of cold eyes.

Ling Yuhang blinked his eyes and hurriedly closed them, with a very frightened look, stunned in place and didn't dare to move, but secretly cheered himself up in his heart, it doesn't matter, you are a unique heroine in the world, you will definitely beat this bad weasel to death!

Shang Jiaqian frowned, with a cold face, staring at Ling Yuhang with his hands on his chest, and said coldly in his heart, damn it! What is this crazy woman doing again! Why are you screaming so loudly! It's unreasonable!

Ling Yuhang tightly grasped the feather duster in his hand, with a worried expression on his face, grinding his teeth and saying in his heart, bad weasel, if you dare to shoot your aunt and grandmother, see if I don't kill you!

Shang Jiaqian saw that she was motionless, raised his eyebrows, and there was a trace of doubt on his indifferent face, what was this crazy woman doing!

took a step forward, stretched out his hand and patted Ling Yuhang vigorously, "Hey! Mad woman! ”

Ling Yuhang's face was full of pain, and he grinded his teeth in his heart, bastard! This bad weasel is really heavy enough, it hurts!

Han Mengjie looked at Shang Jiaqian and Ling Yuhang with round eyes on the side, the expression on her face was vicious, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Damn Ling Yuhang, you wait for me!" ”

Ling Yuhang's eyes flashed with anger, shook the feather duster in his hand fiercely, and secretly said in his heart, Bad Weasel Aunt Grandma will beat you to death immediately!

After Ling Yuhang finished speaking, he immediately closed his eyes and turned around, picked up the feather duster in his hand and hit Shang Jiaqian fiercely, shouting in his mouth, "Bad weasel, it's strange if you don't kill your aunt today!" Ate the cutie! Dare to shoot me! ”

Shang Jiaqian was beaten by Ling Yuhang with a feather duster, frowned and glared viciously, gritted his teeth and snorted, "Crazy woman, what are you doing!" ”

When Ling Yuhang heard this, he closed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, thinking that it seems that this weasel has become a monster! I can even read and speak! Oh, my God! The world is so crazy!

Han Mengjie twisted her eyebrows, looking at Ling Yuhang still waving the feather duster in her hand, and Shang Jiaqian, who was gritting her teeth and snorting on the side, the corners of her mouth were hooked, and a sinister smile was raised.

Ling Yuhang closed his eyes and grabbed the feather duster tightly, and cried uneasily to Shang Jiaqian, "Brother Weasel, I was wrong, please don't eat me, I'm really not delicious at all." ”

Shang Jiaqian covered the arm that was injured by her whipping with one hand, frowned, stared at Ling Yuhang tightly with a pair of cold eyes, and said coldly with a disdainful expression, "What weasel!" The damn crazy woman must have hit herself on purpose! ”

Ling Yuhang closed his eyes tightly, with a frightened expression, and after being silent for a while, he didn't hear any voice responding to him, and immediately said again, "Weasel brother, go quickly, my seven gourd babies are coming back soon!" ”

When Shang Jiaqian heard Ling Yuhang's words, he felt a burst of amusement in his heart, reached out and touched his nose, and secretly said in his heart, what a weasel! What seven gourd babies! The two of them have been related!! Damn it!

Shang Jiaqian glanced down at the arm that was red by her just beating, bent down and lowered his head closer, and the corners of his mouth raised a beautiful arc, "Hey, the crazy woman is mistaken, there seems to be only one snake spirit in the gourd baby!" Where did you say the weasel came from? ”

Ling Yuhang heard that others were making fun of him, closed his eyes and pouted dissatisfiedly, and said disdainfully in his heart, this stupid monster has long hair and short knowledge!

Ling Yuhang lowered his head and pursed his lips, looked at his mouth disdainfully and said, "You know an ass!" I'm watching the sequel to Hulu Baby! ”

When Shang Jiaqian heard her words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said coldly in his heart, what a sequel to the hell! I'm really speechless about this crazy woman!

Han Mengjie stared at Ling Yuhang with resentment in her eyes, clenched her fists fiercely, and said jealously in her heart, that man looks so good when he laughs! But the object shouldn't be that damn fool Ling Yuhang!

Ling Yuhang still closed his eyes and didn't dare to look up.

Seeing this, Shang Jiaqian suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and flicked Ling Yuhang's head fiercely.

With a bang, Ling Yuhang felt the pain, and immediately raised his head and widened his eyes, looking at Shang Jiaqian viciously.

Shang Jiaqian's handsome face appeared in front of her in a magnified manner.

Shang Jiaqian curled his lips and said with a chuckle: "Crazy woman, follow me back to the hospital!" Your mom is still waiting for you! ”

When Ling Yuhang heard it, smashed it, smashed his innocent big eyes, stretched out his finger and pointed at him, and said with a surprised expression, "Dead pervert, why are you here?" ”

When Shang Jiaqian heard this, his face suddenly turned blue, and he snorted coldly in his heart, what a damn crazy woman! Yourself yes! This guy really needs a good education!

Seeing that Shang Jiaqian didn't speak, Ling Yuhang frowned, and glanced around, "Hey, where did that bad weasel go!" If your aunt and grandmother haven't been extinguished, you dare to run away! It's really unbelievable! ”

Shang Jiaqian shook his head when he heard Ling Yuhang's words, and looked at her speechlessly, this crazy woman can't be a broken brain, something is wrong! It's so inexplicable to say it!

Ling Yuhang took the feather duster in his hand and pointed at Shang Jiaqian on the side, and said with a look of contempt on his face: "Dead pervert, did you let the bad weasel go!" ”

When Shang Jiaqian heard it, he snorted coldly, stared at Ling Yuhang with a pair of cold eyes, looked at her like a nervous disorder, and said coldly in his heart, what is this crazy daughter talking to herself! Where did the weasel come from! What do you still call yourself to let go! It's really speechless!