Chapter 461: What the hell is this
Bai Xiaoseng has always been a very mysterious figure, no one knows his intention to list the rankings, many people have made some guesses, but the more they guess, the more confused they feel.
One summer three years ago, a message came out of nowhere, saying that Bai Xiaoseng was placing an order in the Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, so Zhang Yingsong was the leader, as well as Maoshan Qilian Mountain, Laoshan Song Jinhu, and Han Baolong, the first master of the Han family, and eight people went to arrest him.
This kind of lineup is very explosive, because the lowest is also Neidan Daoxing, and any person can complete the trio of Zhou Fengchen, Zhang Shisan, and Yuanzhi Monk.
But when the eight people arrived at the place, an old monk in Hanshan Temple said that Bai Xiaosheng had already left, and left you a sentence: You are waiting for the phase, and the real erection is also!
"Into the phase" is a Buddhist saying, which means to be confused by the environment, bound by the phase, that is to say, you are drilled into the horns of the bull, and the vertical is the words of the ancients, the meaning of the boy, more contemptuous of the saying.
The two sentences are combined, and then calculated according to the situation of the parties, what Bai Xiaoseng said is: You ** cubs, you are too serious, Lao Tzu is talking about playing, grass your uncle!
Zhang Yingsong's noses were almost crooked, and he used Taoism to track, running all the way south for twenty or thirty miles, and when he arrived in the city, he saw a person wrapped in monk's clothes, but he couldn't see his face clearly, and he couldn't distinguish between men and women wandering in the alley.
Eight people plunged into it, but they were pitted very badly, there was a women's bathhouse inside, and dozens of old ladies were bathing in it.
"Later, the master and they were chased by a group of old ladies." Zhang Shisan laughed out loud after speaking, and was so happy that when he saw it, the other five people didn't laugh, and he couldn't help but be very embarrassed.
The Yuan Zhi monk asked: "Then, don't tell half of the story!"
Zhang Shisan spread his hands, "No, the person who is suspected of being a monk of Baixiao can't be found, my master and they are gone!" So they only know half of it. ”
Zhou Fengchen "leaned" on, "There is a contradiction in what you say, this Baixiao monk is clearly a monk, a man, how can he not distinguish between men and women?" Otherwise, why didn't he call Baixiao a nun? Since the old monk of Hanshan Temple has seen him, he can tell it! ”
Zhang Shisan shook his head, "The old monk of Hanshan Temple can't tell the difference, because Bai Xiaosheng's tone of speech can't distinguish between men and women, and he doesn't show his face. ”
Li Canying answered: "It is rumored that Baixiao Monk is a woman, and Mrs. Qi of Maoshan once had a relationship with her when she was young."
Zhou Fengchen waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, according to my guess, he may just make this list because it's fun and gossip."
Zhang 13 said: "There is really this possibility, after all, in addition to the first few on the list, such as one Buddha, one blind, and three unsurpassable, the five olds, the top ten gentlemen, and the fifteenth young generation are not absolute."
The Yuan Zhi monk asked curiously, "What do you mean?"
Li Canying said: "Simple! Because there are many people outside the list who can abuse the people on the list, such as me, I am not on the list, but the last eight of the fifteen young generations are not my opponents, and some elders in the five families and seven factions are not on the list, but they are enough to defeat Mr. Ten except for everyone below the top four, and the top three of the younger generation may not be able to beat the last few of Mr. Ten Major! ”
Monk Yuanzhi looked at Zhou Fengchen, "Then this list is not interesting, my brother is not on the list, but there are almost no opponents below the top ten gentlemen!" ”
Zhou Fengchen was a little embarrassed, "Bragging!" ”
Zhang Shisan had a mean smile on his face, "At least it represents a kind of glory!" Brother, I'm the eighth in the younger generation, what about making trouble for you? ”
Shangguan Xianyun said slowly: "I, third."
Zhang Shisan's face instantly stepped down, "Don't compare with you!" ”
Zhou Fengchen asked Shangguan Xianyun curiously, "Do you know the Yunding Mountain Xikong Hua, who ranks first in the younger generation, and Jiang Zhengxin, the second Maoshan Mountain?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun's face was very strange, "I know, I fought with Xikong Hua for a day, I lost, and then I fought with Jiang Zhengxin for a day, he lost, Jiang Zhengxin and Xikong Hua fought for a day, Jiang Zhengxin won!" ”
Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan all felt strange, "What kind of logic is this?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun said: "We are similar in Taoism and behavior, and winning or losing depends on performance."
Zhang 13 pointed at Zhou Fengchen, "What about him and Jiang Zhengxin and Xikong Huabi?" ”
Shangguan Xianyun was stunned for a moment and smiled slightly, "I don't want to say it." ”
"If you don't want to say it, don't say it." Zhou Fengchen stood up, "I'm done eating, I'm back!" ”
"Where are you going?" A group of people looked at each other.
"Open the room!"
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There is a hotel not far from the hot pot restaurant, six people opened four rooms, Zhang Shisan and Yuan Zhi Monk one, A Ling and Li Canying one, Zhou Fengchen and Shangguan Xianyun each one, originally opened three rooms, Shangguan Xianyun disagreed......
Before twelve o'clock, everyone was not sleepy, Zhang Thirteen and four people played cards, and Shangguan Xianyun pulled Zhou Fengchen to the roof of the hotel.
In the quiet night without wind, the sky was full of bright stars, and the two sat together on the roof of the house, looking at the sky, which seemed to be closer to the sky.
Shangguan Xianyun naturally leaned her head on Zhou Fengchen's shoulder, took out two lollipops, and gave one to Zhou Fengchen, "Na! ”
Zhou Fengchen took the lollipop and took a look, it was milky white, it seemed to be milk candy, peeled off the shell and ate it, it was very sweet, and said vaguely: "Why do you like candy so much?"
Shangguan Xianyun said with a smile: "When I was a child, it was very hard to practice, I didn't want to, my grandmother would give me a candy, I got used to it if I ate too much, and I always felt that something was missing if I didn't eat."
Zhou Fengchen sighed, "I really envy you, I practiced harder when I was a child, since I was three years old, except for sleeping for eight hours a day, I spent the rest of my time practicing, I didn't want to practice Dad had to beat me, I didn't have sugar to eat, so I gave herbal pills, and I wanted to vomit that kind." ”
Shangguan Xianyun pursed her lips, "Is Uncle Tai so slammy?" ”
Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment, goosebumps rose all over his body, "Can you stop calling it that?" It made me feel like I was taking a child. ”
"Who are the children? It's not biological, you really have to be by generation, you should marry my grandmother's seniority. Shangguan Xianyun hammered him and laughed happily.
Zhou Fengchen smiled and suddenly asked, "On the day the restaurant opened, I left suddenly, did anyone look for me?"
Shangguan Xianyun rolled her eyes, "Not only are people looking for it, but some people are scolding." ”
"Who scolded me?"
"Your parents scolded you, Hu Cui scolded you, and I also scolded you, were your ears hot at that time?"
"Hey, don't mention it, I'm in a hurry, I'm drenched in the rain, and I can't feel the heat in my ears."
"Humph! Not next time! It's so disobedient. ”
Zhou Fengchen let out a "hmm", feeling a little weird, and changed the topic and asked, "When you and Ah Ling came, did you meet a monk chasing and killing a little Taoist?"
Shangguan Xianyun thought for a while, "Well, it's a gargoyle chasing and killing a little Taoist, looking pitiful, and doing it easily." ”
Zhou Fengchen nodded and said, "You really came this time to chase your family's Gu Essence Protector?"
Shangguan Xianyun was silent for a while, and said: "The Great Witch Sect is called the Great Witch Sect when it has two Gu Spirit Protectors, but they took advantage of Grandma's retreat to escape, which has never happened in the Great Witch Sect for hundreds of years!" Otherwise, the last time the evil thing in Miaojiang appeared, it would not be so miserable, and my grandmother has always been inconvenient, so after the business in the East China Sea was on the right track, I came. ”
Zhou Fengchen heard that Shangguan Xianyun was not very interested in talking about this matter, so he stopped the topic, looked at the night sky, and said with a smile: "I used to feel like an idiot watching the night sky at night, why do I feel very interesting today?"
Shangguan Xianyun rolled her eyes and didn't speak, and squeezed him again, Zhou Fengchen was distracted and hugged her.
Wen Xiang felt good in her arms, especially Shangguan Xianyun's face was red in her arms, and she faintly felt her accelerated heartbeat.
"Would you like to kiss it, okay?" Zhou Fengchen's heart was about to jump to his throat.
Shangguan Xianyun's big eyes were shining, she nodded shyly, closed her eyes, and raised her chin.
Seeing that her lips were about to touch, Shangguan Xianyun suddenly opened her eyes and let out an annoyed "oops", "There is garlic in the hot pot, I forgot to brush my teeth, my mouth smells bad, I will go back to the room first." ”
Jumping up vigorously as he spoke, a few of them rose and landed in the downstairs corridor.
Zhou Fengchen stood up depressedly, "What is this doing?" ”
(End of chapter)