"Dr. Rocket, as far as I know, you're a lab animal."

Luo Feng took the purple potion and said to the rocket raccoon: "The experimental body is a raccoon, and the lifespan of wild raccoons is only 12 years at most, even if it is transformed by experiments, it will not survive for 30 years......"

"What do you call me?"

Rocket Raccoon interrupted him irritablely, "Doctor, what is Doctor?" Is this sarcasm, like Star-Lord calling me a big mouse, Drax calling me a bad animal, and Gamora calling me a rat sarcasm? ”

"A doctor is a person of learned talent." Luo Feng said frankly: "This title is what I said to show my respect to you. ”

"Oh......"

Rocket Raccoon wasn't sure if Luo Feng was lying to it, and hurriedly looked at several members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, trying to find the answer through the expressions on their faces.

Not long after the birth of this poor experimental animal, although the intelligence is outstanding, but he does not know anything about human affairs, the only friend around him is the tree Groot, Groot is even more unsociable, can only say "I am Groot", leaving the only raccoon who can understand the tree man's language, can not communicate with others.

So Rocket Raccoon often doesn't understand good words, and takes other people's sarcasm as praise.

Not seeing the ridicule on other people's faces, the little raccoon suddenly became better, stretched out his paws and scratched the hair on his head, and said triumphantly: "Dr. Rocket, this is a good name...... Call me Dr. Rocket from now on. ”

"Okay, Dr. Rocket." Luo Feng pushed the boat down the river and said: "A smart creature like you should have a long lifespan, so that he could give full play to his talents and create more wonderful weapon inventions, but his short lifespan limits all this. ”

When it comes to lifespan, the Rocket Raccoon's ears are drooping, which is its most anxious problem.

A wild raccoon with no intelligence, eating and drinking every day, 12 years of his life quickly passed, born in a mess, died in a mess, and of course he didn't worry about his short life.

But the rocket raccoon is different, after the biochemical transformation, it has a very high intelligence, will never be like an ordinary raccoon to eat and wait for death, it has a lot of things to do every day, wants to explore every corner of the universe, the thought of such a wonderful life will not be lost in many years because of the exhaustion of life, it is always very depressed, feeling that it is a monster whose mind and body do not match.

This anxiety makes him always grumpy, acting like a jerk, pising off his friends, poking a bunch of baskets, and always saying negative things.

"It's not because of a mad scientist like you!"

The Rocket Raccoon angrily bared its fangs and shouted at Luo Feng, "You guys cut me into several pieces and put them back together, injected me with some weird potions, and finally turned me into a monster!" Even if I was a monster, you wouldn't give me enough longevity to give me a damn universe to swallow before I could fall in love with this damn universe! ”

The Rocket Raccoon looked like it was about to jump up and pounce on the bite of the rabies attack, and the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy sweated for it, for fear that it would anger Luo Feng the slicer.

"I'm sorry for what happened to you." Luo Feng shook the purple elixir in his hand and said, "My group of fellow mad scientists did something wrong, and I can make up for the mistakes they made, such as this serum that can prolong life." ”

"What, life-prolonging serum?"

Rocket Raccoon immediately woke up from his crazy state, stared at his little black eyes, and looked at the serum in Luo Feng's hand and was stunned: "How long can I prolong my life?" ”

"Theoretically, you can reach the human life limit, which is 170 years." Luo Feng said with a smile.

The theoretical lifespan of human beings can reach up to 170 years, but under the combined effect of living habits, dietary habits, pollution, diseases and other reasons, people often do not live that long.

However, LM serum can improve people's physical fitness to the peak of human beings, and at the same time lock the physical state at the age of 16, the combination of the two can make people live to the end of the theoretical lifespan, and the cells will no longer divide themselves.

"Live to be one hundred and seventy!"

The Rocket Raccoon screamed excitedly, and the fur on his body stood up because of his emotion, and the whole bear looked fluffy.

"That's what I'm offering." Luo Feng said: "If you are willing to accept the recruitment, this potion will be given to you, and you will work for me for a year or two with a life span of one hundred and seventy years, this deal is very cost-effective, right?" ”

The rocket raccoon scratches its ears and cheeks, this emotional animal can't control itself, and the lifespan of one hundred and seventy years is simply unimaginable for it to live a long bear, compared to the short-lived wild raccoon, this is almost equal to immortality.

"Boss! I'm willing to work for you, as long as you don't send me to the test bench again! ”

The raccoon screamed, jumping up and down trying to snatch the serum from Luo Feng's hand.

"Wait a minute, there are some things that must be asked."

Luo Feng hurriedly lifted the serum high, and pulled away the raccoon that was trying to climb his body upwards.

"First of all, Dr. Rocket, I'm going to determine your gender." Luo Feng asked a little embarrassedly, "Are you male or female?" ”

In other words, although the rocket raccoon speaks like a man, it is not only the voice that determines gender.

For this question, the rocket raccoon is also stunned, strictly speaking, it is a genderless experimental creature, and it is the only species in the universe, and it does not have the ability to reproduce at all.

Seeing that the rocket raccoon was also at a loss, Luo Feng had no choice but to continue to ask: "Well, before accepting the transformation experiment, can you remember whether you are a male or a female?" ”

"It should be male...... bar. ”

Rocket Raccoon tugged at his ears and recalled in distress.

"It's good if you're a male, anyway, even if you're wrong, it's just a waste of a potion, and there will be no adverse reactions." Luo Feng said helplessly: "Before using it, you must explain that this potion will turn you into a female human at the age of 16. ”

"Female humans?" Rocket Raccoon doesn't seem to quite understand the word: "A creature like Star-Lord?" Belch...... Although it is disgusting, I can accept it in order to prolong my life. ”

Star-Lord, who was listening with his ears pricked up on the side, was stunned, he never expected that the earthlings would invent this magical potion more than twenty years after he left the earth, squinted at the little raccoon's tight ultra-small spacesuit, and hugged his arms in anticipation of the changes after it was injected with the potion.

"If you're okay with the change in appearance, that's fine."

Luo Feng smiled and handed the purple potion to the impatient Rocket Raccoon: "After all, appearance doesn't matter at all, what really matters is what you do, and cuteness is to be shared......"