Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi sat up, staring at Zhou Fengchen with two pairs of eyes, "Who did you do with men and women?" So slippery? ”

"Uh......" Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment and waved his hand, "Damn, count me stupid, it's a matter of feelings, don't interrupt ......"

told what happened with Shangguan Xianyun and Sun Miaoyi today.

Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi looked at each other.

Monk Yuanzhi moved his buttocks, "This is nothing to worry about, first of all, Sun Miaoyi, this girl is an old man in her twenties, simple-minded, you lied to her at school, she moved her true feelings, and fantasized about a lot of bright futures, so I have deep expectations for you, if you are interesting to her, ask a place where no one hugs and kisses, in exchange for our line, this is called wall dong, the tone that girls like, when it's over, you say to her, you follow me, I will be good to you, she nodded, and it was done!" But you don't seem to like this girl very much, so just hang it for now, don't care about anything, after a long time, she will forget, don't worry about Mao Wenlong's words, it's all, maybe! ”

Zhang 13 continued: "As for Shangguan Xianyun...... It's not easy to do, because she's a very assertive girl, and she's very individual, and the most important thing is that she puts life and death together with you, if it's true, then tsk...... Life and death depend on each other, there is really no way! ”

Monk Yuanzhi asked curiously, "What kind of thing is life and death?"

Zhang 13 said: "Cultivators have more or less some death calamities in their lives, and life and death calamities are tied together, that is, they are ready to share honor and disgrace with you, life and death depend on each other, she will die if you die, only you in your heart, it is impossible to pretend to be another man, unless she dies first!"

Monk Yuanzhi frowned, "Why does it sound so winding?" The last time my brother faced a group of Buddhist disciples in the fantasy world, why didn't she help? ”

Zhang Shisan squinted his eyes, "That's because life and death are tied together, Shangguan Xianyun can clearly feel Ah Chen's realm, she knows that Ah Chen has no mortal threat, the most important thing is that the interests of the five families and seven factions are chaotic, they are intertwined and corrected, one wrong step, if they don't do a good job, they will face a place of no return, Shangguan Xianyun is the princess of the Great Witch Sect, the pearl of the three thousand Miao Witches, and always represents the Great Witch Sect, so unless she declares her separation from the Great Witch Sect, she can't be the enemy of the factions in a bright way, Otherwise, there will be a lot of unpredictable problems! Even so, she must have been very tormented in her heart at that time, on the one hand, hundreds of thousands of family members, elders, and on the other hand, her boyfriend, she must have been uncomfortable, but she finally chose to let her boyfriend suffer a little, rather than selfishly sacrificing her family, alas! I'm really embarrassed for this girl! ”

"It's so touching!" Monk Yuanzhi looked at Zhang Shisan with a strange expression, "However, isn't your grandson the chief disciple of Dragon Tiger Mountain?" How dare you stand in front of us openly? ”

"I'm Shangguan Xianyun, can I compare?" Zhang Shisan smiled proudly, "I've been a fool since I was a child, I dare to do anything, who of the five families and seven factions doesn't know what I am, the important thing is ...... Longhu Mountain is the territory of Zhang Daoling, the ancestor of Taoism, and it is the head of all factions, just like the Confucian Temple and the literati, I am the descendant of Zhang Daoling. ”

Monk Yuanzhi nodded: "This statement is awesome, it is said that Zhang Daoling is a figure from 2,000 years ago, and there have been so many generations in the middle, in case a certain woman brings a green hat to her husband, or finds a son-in-law, how do you know that you are really Zhang Daoling's descendant?"

"I'm calling you uncle!" Zhang 13 scolded: "Is this a bloodline problem? This is the inheritance, let me tell you something, the widow Li in the village under our mountain, that little lady is only twenty-six ......"

The Yuan Zhi monk came to the spirit, "The focus is on appearance, big breasts?" ”

"This guy, I'll tell you ......"

When the two of them said this, they found Zhou Fengchen's faint gaze on the other side, and they both felt very embarrassed, and rubbed their noses, "Haha, patronizing the train, where did you come from?" ”

Zhou Fengchen reminded faintly, "Shangguan ......"

"Uh...... Right! Zhang 13 said: "Shangguan Xianyun, this girl can do it, really!" It's a little stronger, she is determined to live and die with you in this life anyway, if you can accept it, listen to me, she is angry now, you go to her, coax her, she will definitely beat you, you let her beat, kiss when you are done, do you know the tongue and kiss? I'm afraid of drooling all over the place! ”

"Lao Tzu can't do it! All right! That's it for today! Zhou Fengchen "snapped" a cigarette and went to the toilet to pee.

Watching the water flow straight down, my heart felt a lot more comfortable, and I will talk about Shangguan Xianyun's matter later, so far.

Going out of the toilet, Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi were tearing each other's masks, and when they saw him come out, they hurriedly went to the place, and the masks were not torn.

Zhou Fengchen felt that something was wrong, pretending to pass by them casually, looking outside, "The sun is so good." ”

Then he quickly tore off the mask on the faces of the two of them as quickly as lightning, and at a glance, well, the two of them looked pockmarked as if they had been stung by something.

Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi were stunned for a moment, hugged their heads and pretended to cry, "I'm not alive, I don't have the face to see people!" ”

"Hahaha......" Zhou Fengchen burst out with a burst of "profligate" laughter.

"Laugh a hammer!" Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi simply ripped off the blankets, revealing a small pimple, which looked shocking.

Zhou Fengchen couldn't laugh, "What do you mean?" What did you do? ”

Zhang Shisan sighed, "Ah Chen, you have to avenge this revenge for us!" ”

The Yuan Zhi monk also said, "That's right!"

Zhou Fengchen was confused, "Are you two okay?" An Inner Dan master, an Outer Dan Beginner Realm, can still suffer? ”

"Careless!" Zhang 13 sighed and said:

Early yesterday morning, not long after Zhou Fengchen left, Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi went out in a hurry, and asked what to do? It's a man who understands it.

Although it is said that the skin and flesh work is done in secret, it is all after dusk, but there is such a place in Donghai City, the area is very large, the alleys are set of alleys, the houses are even houses, the environment is complicated, and the city has not been demolished several times for various reasons, so this has given convenience to the old bustards, with the "little sisters" day, night, and holidays are all endless, hard work, and there are a lot of Eastern, Southern, and Western girls standing guard with strong wrists, this thing is too attractive, and wolf friends from near and far flock to it, It's so jolly, I named it Fireworks Alley!

After hearing about it in the bureau, they wanted to arrest Huang, so my sister fought guerrilla warfare according to the environment, and as soon as the police came, the "whoosh" was gone, and the police came out again as soon as they left, and there was nothing they could do.

Monk Yuanzhi passed by here a few times when he used to do business, and he was suddenly shocked by the paradise, and secretly talked to Zhang Shisan a few times behind Zhou Fengchen's back, so that Zhang Shisan's body could not come, and he yearned for it, and the two of them couldn't help but come this time when they seized the opportunity.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the two arrived at the gate of "Fireworks Alley", looking at the slender figure looking at the shadowy probe inside, Zhang Shisan's eyes narrowed, "It's time for my heroes to help the toiling masses!" ”

Monk Yuanzhi also said: "Poor young ladies work tirelessly for life, and they are in dire straits, which is really pitiful, and it is time for us to be generous when we are a good man who roars when he sees injustice!"

After convincing themselves, the two of them screamed, "Hallelujah! I'm coming! ”

Got headlong into it!

(End of chapter)