Chapter 80: Alternative Journey to the West 7

Monk Sha was envious and jealous, and very curious.

It's like a cat scratching in my heart.

But Siru won't say anything after speaking.

But the laughter is silent.

A mysterious face.

Monk Sha observed carefully and found that the senior brother really had a different temperament.

It looks very profound.

It's not at all the same as the usual wild and untamable.

I still couldn't help but ask, "Senior brother, what did the Buddha and his old man say to you?" ”

Siru glanced at him.

Monk Sha was a little embarrassed.

Laughing dryly, "Hehe, I'm just a little curious." ”

I'm really curious, I don't want to spy on anything, really, you have to believe me, senior brother.

I saw Siru clasping his hands together, his eyes empty, and staring into the distance.

Then he slowly lowered his eyes.

"Amitabha, good, good."

Sand Monk: ......

Confused.

But don't dare to bother.

Just wait.

I thought Siru hadn't finished yet.

However.

Monk Sha's eyes widened.

"Senior brother, what else?"

Siru: There is wood.

Sand Monk: ......

Is this a Zen machine?

Shenma meaning.

"Senior brother, that's what the Buddha told you?"

Monk Sha was a little unconvinced.

felt like Siru fooling him.

Actually, I didn't want to tell him at all.

It's a bit inauthentic.

But there is nothing wrong with that.

This is everyone's chance.

Siru: "That's right. ”

Sand Monk: ......

Big brother, you must have been deceived.

Master has to say this countless times every day.

My ears can afford to hear calluses.

If you want to be able to understand something, do you have to wait until now?

Monk Sha had two words written clearly on his face.

Unbelief.

Siru: ......

That can't be helped.

My sister never lies.

Oh, you're a river demon.

My sister doesn't lie to the river demon either.

patted Monk Sha on the shoulder, "Old Sha, when did Brother Monkey deceive you......"

received an accusatory look from Monk Sha.

Siru: ......

Uh, well, that dead monkey used to trick you a lot.

Now the dead monkey is her.

coughed twice, "Isn't that all a joke before?" I know you don't believe it, but I really didn't lie to you. ”

"The Buddha himself said those words to me. The big curly hair, phew, the Buddha's face is compassionate, and the voice is full of Sanskrit sounds, I seem to see the colorful clouds, the poetry and the distance. ”

Siru looked yearning.

Sand Monk: ......

It's kind of disgusting.

Siru: ...... Ni Mei.

Cover your face.

It's not me, it's not me, it's not me.

Pound the ground.

Why would I be a stinky monkey with a hairy face.

I can't figure it out.

0527 You die out.

0527: I don't.

I'm afraid of you.

Siru continued, "The Buddha is the Buddha, and every word is full of Buddha's principles. ”

Even if Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he is only a mortal now.

How can a mortal with a fish lip be compared to the Buddha.

Oh, let's wait until he becomes a Buddha.

Monk Sha was still puzzled, "But these two sentences are very common, what did you have an epiphany, senior brother?" ”

Siru sighed lightly, "Good, good, Lao Sha, we have to keep a good mind about everything." My Buddha is compassionate. ”

Sand Monk: ......

Anyway, it seems to understand whether you understand or not.

But don't show you're stupid.

It's enough to be a little stupid.

No matter how stupid it is, it's a pig.

Zhu Bajie who was serving tea and pouring water: ......

Turned.

I faintly heard someone calling me.

Sand Monk: ......

Oh, I forgot about the second senior brother.

Although I don't know if what the senior brother said is true.

But the elder brother seems to have really changed a little.

Maybe it's even better.

Dead monkeys are already powerful enough.

No matter how powerful it is.

It's going to turn the sky upside down.

No, you have to think about it.

Maybe there's some Zen in that.

The Buddha said that one flower is one world.

Every flower has a world.

The things of Buddhism are wonderful.

Be perceptive.

Zhu Bajie served Tang Seng well.

The group continued westward.

In the past, when Tang Seng got on the horse, he was supported by a monkey.

Dedicated.

Siru scoffed.

What's the use.

It's not like tearing up without saying a word.

Just chant the scriptures.

It hurt so much that it almost burst out of my brain.

In the end, they will be driven away.

Who are monsters and robbers for.

It's a thankless task.

Simply don't care.

Carry the stick and walk at the end.

The beauty is called its name, and the aftermath is dealt with.

Tang Seng glanced at Siru, his eyes were a little complicated.

In the end, it was Bajie who helped him get on the horse.

Monk Sha followed closely with his burden.

None of this looks the same.

At night, I couldn't find a place to stay.

Where is there a home in the barren mountains and mountains?

It's just a matter of finding a random place to sleep for the night.

Tang Seng asked Siru to go and eat fast.

Siru: ......

Speechless.

Look, look, look for monkeys if you have anything.

Hey, bald donkey, have you forgotten that we just quarreled?

Count it up, we still have a grudge.

The heart is really big.

"Oh."

Just left.

Tang:......

I always felt that something was wrong with this monkey.

There are fewer words.

And very obedient.

Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva said about him?

asked Zhu Bajie, "Wukong, is he still holding a grudge as a teacher?" ”

Eight Precepts: ......

How the hell do I know?

Snorted twice, "Master thinks too much, that stinky monkey has no heart and lungs, and never holds grudges." ”

Monk Sha also said with a smile, "Yes, Master, it's getting late this day, Senior Brother is in a hurry to find a meal, I'm afraid that Master will wait for a long time and be hungry." ”

Tang Seng nodded and stopped talking.

Sitting on a stone, holding a bead in his hand, he began to chant sutras.

Sun Monkey's somersault Yun Siru used it very easily.

She was originally a wood spirit.

Wood spirits could have flown by themselves.

Siru felt that she was much more handsome than a monkey when she flew.

Not only handsome, but also beautiful.

But to remove the fate.

It's getting dark.

Well, with a sharp eye, it looks just as good at night as it does during the day.

It's all mountains.

There is not a single house in the mountains.

In the past, monkeys flew far away.

Siru didn't want to go that far.

What to do if you encounter a youkai.

All right.

This monkey is a big demon in itself.

Others are afraid that he will not be too late.

When I saw it, I avoided it from a distance, and I didn't dare to come out.

Finally found a family.

Siru knocked on the door.

And then, squeak,

“…… Ah, youkai ......"

Bang.

Siru: ......

It's so angry.

Forget that this is not Meimeida's self.

Hairy face thunder mouth.

Hehe.

It's not their fault.

It's that she's too ugly herself.

I dislike it.

No one else is to blame.

Frowning, do you want to change your body.

Think about it or forget it.

Isn't it too strange that a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in the wilderness?

And I was scared just now.

Who's going to open the door again?

It's too late to hide.

Turn around and go.

I'm going to pick some wild fruits.

Then I got some game.

There are the most pheasants and rabbits in the mountains, and they are delicious.

Thinking like flying back.

Tang Seng has been waiting for a long time.

His fingers played with the Buddha beads and kept looking into the sky.

I'm so hungry.

Monk Sha said with relief, "Master, don't worry, Senior Brother may have flown a little far." ”

As he spoke, Siru came back.

"Master, look, Senior Brother is back."

Tang Seng nodded.

He started chanting again, in fact, he was waiting for Siru to bring him the fasting meal.

Siru: ......

Holding a handful of wild fruits.

Tang:......

I want to eat fast.

I heard Siru say, "Master, let's be hungry, eat some fruit first, and when the meal is ready, I'll call you again." ”

Tang Seng nodded.

Didn't think much of it.

Sometimes you can't turn into ready-made fasting rice, you can only turn some rice noodles.

He took a fruit, wiped it with his hand, and put it in his mouth.

Click.

Tang Seng covered his cheeks.

the groove.

Good sour.

My teeth are going to ache.

The whole face was crumpled into buns.

When I saw it in front of me, I was speechless, this fruit was green and small, and it was still very astringent, obviously it was not ripe yet.

I had to put it aside and stop eating.

But after being stimulated by this sour fruit, my stomach became even hungrier.

Cooing.

Monk Sha is still persuading on the side.

Master, don't worry, Senior Brother will be fine soon.

Tang:......

Only endure it.

Siru's movements were fast.

It didn't take long for a smell to be heard.

It smells so good.

Zhu Bajie is about to drool.

Siru patted off Bajie's pig's trotters and said, "Get up, it's your turn for Master to eat." ”

Bajie snorted, "Master won't eat this, Brother Monkey, you will suffer." ”

Siru: "Really? Oh, then don't eat it. ”

Eight Precepts: ......

Don't, Brother Monkey, my old pig is cheap, just talk about it.

Siru strings pheasants with branches. Roast directly over the fire.

And sprinkled a little salt on it.

Wait until the pheasant is roasted to a nice golden brown.

before taking it down.

At that time, the saliva that comes out of Bajie can be filled with a bowl.

Swallowing hard.

Siru directly picked up the branch, walked to Tang Seng, and handed it to him.

"Master, you can eat it."

Tang Seng smelled the fragrance from afar.

Particularly fragrant.

Extremely hungry.

But

"This, this is ......"

Eyes widened.

Siru nodded, "Well, Master eats chicken." ”

Tang:......

Monkey, are you swollen?

Brain w?

He's a monk.

Monks are vegetarians.

Fasting and eating, he said that he wanted to fast.

"Wukong, monks don't eat meat, you are like this, Master...... Alas, forget it. ”

Tang Seng wrinkled his brows, brushed his sleeves, and looked to the side.

Siru said, "Master, it's not right for you to do this. ”

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart. As long as you have a Buddha in your heart, what does it matter what you eat? ”

"Master, it's you who are in love."

You can't just look at the surface.

It is necessary to see the essence through the phenomenon.

Tang:......

A little confused.

Just listen to Siru and continue to break around.

"You see, there are many people in the world who eat fasting and recite Buddhas, but how many can achieve positive results."

Therefore, whether to eat or not to fast is not necessarily related to whether or not to become a Buddha.

It's all the world's self-righteousness.

"So, master, you can eat."

Particularly fresh and delicious pheasant.

Tang:......

Don't eat.

Very determined.

It's as if eating a chicken stains his faith.

Siru: Don't eat and pull down.

Bajie ran over and sneered, "Brother Monkey, since Master doesn't eat it, then I'll eat it." ”

As he spoke, he snatched it up.

Take a bite and your mouth will be full of flavor.

Fattening and oily.

It's delicious.

While eating, he said, Brother Monkey, your craftsmanship is so good.

It's a big loss for Master not to take it.

It's okay to have my old pig.

Monk Sha took out the dry food from his luggage and handed it to Tang Seng.

"Master, don't blame Senior Brother, Senior Brother is right."

Tang Seng raised his head, his expression was very puzzled.

I heard Monk Sha say with a smile, "Eating fast is just a saying in the mortal world, the gods in the sky have fasting, but they also drink wine and eat meat." ”

Tang Seng shook his head, "I don't care about others, I don't eat anyway." ”

Moreover, to eat meat is to kill.

All beings are equal.

Sigh, "I feel like Goku has changed." ”

Sand Monk: ......

Indeed it is.

"Master, you're too worried."

Tang Seng stopped talking.

A good night's sleep.

The next day, I also looked for Siru for tea.

He said, "Since you are my apprentice, you are not allowed to kill any more."

Follow him as a vegetarian.

He had said this to the monkey in the beginning.

The monkey executed quite well.

After all, monkeys eat peaches.

Siru didn't think about anything.

Just nodded.

"Oh."

Master, whatever you say is what you say, and what you say is right.

Who is the master of the world?

Siru was so easy to speak, and Tang Seng was also relieved.

His face stretched and he recited the words of Amitabha.

After that, Siru went to fast, and he never caught pheasants and hares again.

Most of them are wild fruits.

Sometimes it also goes to the fate.

Dress up as a little monk.

Bring back a little fasting rice.

Although the food can't catch up with the past, Tang Seng is still satisfied with being able to bring back the worldview of his apprentices.

There is only Zhu Bajie.

Hum all day long.

Say what is there to eat in dry food.

Think about what he ate and drank in heaven at the beginning.

Anyway, a lot of complaints.

Siru smiled the whole time.

I'm not happy.

Dissatisfied.

Go find Master.

What Master said, don't kill.

Sister, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Eight Precepts: ......

Hum.

Plagued dead monkeys.

Noisy and noisy along the way.

It's just a little bit bad.

It's too hot.

The more you walk, the hotter it gets.

The more you walk, the less trees you have.

It feels like you've been in a big desert.

Out in the boondocks.

It's also very hot.

When I looked up, it was a sun.

I thought there were nine of them, so hot.

Tang Seng couldn't stand the heat.

He was dressed in monk's robes, a robe, socks on his feet, and boots.

The clothes were soaked.

Bajie directly opened his clothes.

But the sweat was still rolling down.

Wheezing and panting, "I'm going to roast the old pig." ”

Siru is also hot.

She was still covered in hair.

Comes with a thermal insulation effect.

But not as hot as they are.

After thinking about it, this monkey had been in Lao Jun's alchemy furnace for seven hundred and forty-nine days.

There's a real fire in it.

I guess there are antibodies.

Monk Sha was also persecuted.

He's still carrying a burden.

Carry the weight forward.

Anyway, the more you go, the hotter it gets.

Even though I was wearing shoes, the temperature under the soles burned directly through the soles of my feet.

Tang Seng was sweating and his face was flushed.

My mouth is dry.

"Goku, Goku......"

Siru: What's it called?

Shouting souls.

Look, look, call me grandson if you have something.

Master, did you forget that you took in three apprentices?

Speechless.

"Master, what's wrong?"

Tang Seng sat on a white horse and asked while wiping his sweat, "Why is it so hot here?" ”

Siru: ......

Speechless.

How can I know?

Being a sister is an encyclopedia.

Why don't you ask if it came first with the chicken or the egg.

"Oh, it's probably summer."

Tang:......

Siru continued, "Master, summer is already very hot. ”

Tang:...... The little monk knows.

But it always feels like I've been fooled.

Monk Sha also gasped, "Master, what Senior Brother said is right, it's probably the dog days of June." Dog days are the hottest time of the year. ”

Tang:......

Even the honest Lao Sha said this, which seems to be right.

The feeling of being fooled just now must be an illusion.

Tang Seng wiped the sweat that was falling down, "How long will it take to get out?" ”

Siru: ......

There is no end to the dead bald donkey.

Ask, ask,.

I don't know it's hot.

"Hehe, I don't know."

Tang:......

"Wukong, I'm a little dizzy for my teacher, it seems to be a heat stroke."

Siru: ......

Weak chickens.

Smile, "It's an illusion." ”

Tang:......

Very speechless.

Please take the correct lines, okay?

Siru: I'm sorry to hear you.

And what the correct line is, I don't know.

After thinking about it, he said, "If it's really hot, my grandson has a way." ”

When Tang Seng heard this, his eyes lit up.

"What's the solution?"

Monk Sha also urged, Senior Brother, say quickly, don't sell Guanzi.

Bajie,

Oh, brother, please, I can smell the smell of roast pig.

Siru smiled, folded his hands, and lowered his eyes with a pious expression.

The three of them hurriedly posed.

"Follow me."

"The mind is calm and naturally cool."

Tang Seng: "The heart is calm and naturally cool." ”

Eight precepts: "The heart is calm and naturally cool." ”

Monk Sha: "The heart is calm and naturally cool." ”

And then.

……

Confused.

Siru was still saying, "Do you feel much cooler, do you feel a breeze blowing?" ”

Three: ......

And there is a wood.

With a wooden face, this monkey must not have taken medicine today.

Bajie directly leaned on the ground and didn't leave.

He cursed the plagued monkey in his mouth.

Teasing them.

Siru: It's just to amuse you.

How's that, isn't it fun?

If it's fun, give it a thumbs up and give a five-star review.

Eight Precepts: ......

Dead monkeys.