Zhou Fengchen and the three of them glanced at each other, and Zhang Shisan hugged his fists and said, "Mr. Lao will lead the way."

"Please!" Mr. Chronicle Xiao Zhuwei stretched out his hand with a respectful face.

The three of them took Liu Zhenguo through the mandrill guards and walked towards the palace.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the hall, I heard the pleasant music inside, and when I entered the main hall, I saw the dazzling jade-inlaid walls of the hall, a group of dancing girls with graceful limbs, a dazzling array of fruits and vegetables, and a group of strangely shaped men, women and children.

These men, women, and children, without exception, have a vague breath and are different from ordinary people.

Mr. Chronicle looked embarrassed and whispered, "Please wait." He hurried past a group of dancing girls and walked to a gold-lacquered chair in the innermost part, where sat a young man in ancient costume, with long hair, like a woman.

Zhang Shisan whispered: "Here is a group of mountain spirits, and the one sitting on the gold-lacquered chair inside should be this tiger head mountain god."

The bitter bamboo nun recited the Buddha's name and said: "Don't mention these mountain and wild spirits, the mountain gods are on duty to guard the mountains, and they belong to the spirits of heaven and earth, so they should be given a few thin noodles."

Zhou Fengchen suddenly sneered.

Zhang 13 and Nun Kuzhu felt strange, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "Heaven and earth are desolate, cultivating living beings, Taoism is the only one, mountain gods and ghosts, evil gods and demons, all of them are evil demons, give him the face of the bird, one by one like two hundred and fifty eighty thousand, Lao Tzu is very uncomfortable now." ”

Kuzhu was dumbfounded, "You fanatical Taoist......"

Zhou Fengchen sneered, "You're welcome!" ”

Zhang Shisan smashed his mouth, "Brother Zhou, I appreciate you!" ”

"Thank you for admiring!"

……

As the three of them were talking, Mr. Xiao Zhuwei whispered a few words to the mountain god, and the mountain god looked over, slapped his hands gently, and a group of dancing girls retreated.

The men, women, and children in the entire hall all looked at each other hotly for a while, and their eyes were full of hostility.

The mountain god laughed heartily and hugged his fists, "Distinguished guests come to the door, please sit down!" ”

As he spoke, there were three mandrills on the seats inside, placing small coffee tables, dough shops, melons and fruits, and wine.

The face is quite sufficient.

Zhang 13 and the bitter bamboo nun were stimulated by Zhou Fengchen just now, and they forgot what to give to the other party, Zhang 13 said straight to the point: "I'm here to ask for my sword!" I was brought in by your snake spirit. ”

The mountain god was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, sit first."

Zhang Shisan breathed a sigh of relief, raised his feet and walked over to sit down on the bunk.

The bitter bamboo nun recited the Buddha's name, "The poor nun has something to say." ”

The mountain god waved his hand: "Mrs. Shi, please speak."

Kuzhu said: "The snake spirit Honglang and the two wild ghosts are unruly, and they are doing evil, and the poor nun can't see it, so they come to you to ask for an explanation."

The mountain god smiled: "You can deal with the two ghosts at will, and I will knock out the demon bones of Honglang later, and make her rebuild, and strictly guard the spirits of Zhou Mountain in the future, and it is strictly forbidden to go out, do you think it is good?"

The other party gave enough face, and the bitter bamboo nun felt a lot more comfortable, and also walked to the seat and sat down, pinching a grape casually.

The mountain god looked at Zhou Fengchen again, "This gentleman has something to say?" ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "It's okay to say." ”

The mountain god beckoned, "Please be seated!" ”

Zhou Fengchen still shook his head, "I won't sit on this son!" ”

Zhang Shisan and Kuzhu looked curious, and they were a little puzzled, what is this guy going to do?

The mountain god smiled and asked, "Where does the gentleman want to sit?"

Zhou Fengchen pointed to his chair, "You come down, I'll sit!" ”

"Wow-"

The mountain and wild spirits in the entire hall, including Zhang Shisan and Kuzhu nuns, were taken aback, this is too crazy, do you find fault?

On the spot, a white-haired old woman with a hooked nose stood up and said in a hoarse voice: "This descendant, Lord Mountain God has already given you a lot of face, please respect yourself!"

A few more men looked at him angrily, "Boy, it's crazy!" ”

The rest of the people are also talking.

The mountain god waved his hand, stopped everyone, and asked suspiciously, "Why?"

Zhou Fengchen took out an ancient knife from the Qing Dynasty and threw it away.

There was a "whoosh" sound that went straight to the floor in front of the mountain god.

Everyone in the hall was shocked.

Zhou Fengchen returned to Yuangong after running three times, and the yellow light on his body was hazy, and he said: "Lao Tzu has practiced since he was a child, and he has practiced since he was a child, and he has practiced since he was a child, and he has practiced meditation, sat and forgotten, and was above the god of mountains and rivers, what are you?"

It sounds a bit arrogant, but this really can't be blamed on Zhou Fengchen, this set is taught by Zhou Dao, Dayan Dao is different from the rest of the Taoist sects, no matter when you can't bow to the mountain gods and ghosts, otherwise you are not qualified to guard Xiaomi Mountain, unless you can't beat it, you can't beat it, just run away.

The faces of the mountain and wild spirits in the entire hall changed dramatically in an instant, the bitter bamboo little nun's eyes widened, and Zhang Shisan couldn't help but stand up and "lean" on.

The mountain god's face changed and changed, and he quickly changed into a smiling face, trotted down, and bowed deeply, "Immortal, please take a seat!" ”

Zhou Fengchen put Liu Zhenguo aside, walked to the position of the mountain god with his hands behind his back, sat down, peeled a banana, well, comfortable!

The mountain god sat down obediently, with a smile on his face.

And then......

The entire hall was silent.

Zhou Fengchen waved his hand, "Tell that snake spirit to come out!" ”

The mountain god clapped his hands, "Honglang!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the snake spirit Honglang was covered in blood, holding Zhang Shisan's long sword, he staggered in from the side hall, gave the long sword to Zhang Shisan, and then knelt in front of the mountain god.

The mountain god's face was cold, "The immortal wants to cure you, you can take it!" ”

"Serve!"

Honglang obediently lay on the ground, spit out a demon pill, turned into an injured ordinary spotted python in an instant, and swam back to the side hall.

The mountain god respectfully held the "Demon Pill" and handed it to Zhou Fengchen, and sat back obediently.

Zhou Fengchen picked up the demon pill and looked at it, stuffed it into his pocket, and asked, "Tiger Head Mountain God, I heard that you are capturing mountain spirits and lonely ghosts, right?"

The mountain god nodded: "Wang Zhenren's edict!"

Zhou Fengchen asked curiously: "Wang Zhenren wants to deal with the Scattered Flower Ghost King?"

The mountain god replied, "I heard that this is the case."

Zhou Fengchen asked again: "What is the Scattered Flower Ghost King?"

The mountain god shook his head, "I don't know, that's the business of the big men of the Yin Cao." ”

"Do you know the ghost mess Mao Wenlong?"

"I don't know!"

"Is there a corpse spirit near you here, named Yang Invincible?"

"Nope!"

……

Zhou Fengchen was a little depressed, and said that this was forced to pretend to be white, and waved his hand: "Let's go!"

A group of mountain spirits stood up respectfully.

Zhou Fengchen picked up Liu Zhenguo and gave the stunned Zhang Shisan and Kuzhu nuns a look, "Let's go!" ”

The mountain god personally sent him off, and led the three of them on another road, and at the end was a stone gate.

The three of them went out through the stone gate, and the scenery in front of them suddenly changed, appearing in a dilapidated mountain temple, and the mountain gods and mountain spirits behind them all disappeared.

By this time it was already getting dark, and fine snowflakes were falling outside.

Zhang Shisan and the bitter bamboo nun stared at Zhou Fengchen like ghosts.

Zhou Fengchen subconsciously touched his face, "What's the matter?" Clean, right? Everything has been solved, what kind of are you talking to them, there's no need! ”

Zhang 13 asked, "Have you drawn your qi into Jin?"

Zhou Fengchen was stunned, "Yes!" What's wrong? ”

Zhang Shisanyi stomped his feet, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, "Damn!" Awesome! ”

The bitter bamboo nun sighed, glanced at Zhou Fengchen deeply, and said, "It's over, I'll go back!"

Without waiting for the two of them to react, he turned around and went out, facing the wind and snow and walked away.

Zhang Shisan was still looking at Zhou Fengchen, "How old are you?" ”

"Neurotic!" Zhou Fengchen scolded: "Why are you asking this? I'm 22 years old soon, what's wrong? ”

Zhang 13 raised a finger, "I'm eighth in the ranking of the younger generation of Baixiao monks, and I just had a baby!" I thought you were about the same as me, I guess only the top three Xikong Hua, Jiang Zhengxin and Shangguan Xianyun can compare with you! It's really unseemly, I've made up your friend. ”

"Isn't it just practicing qigong? What kind of realm are you still engaged in, you should be an immortal! Zhou Fengchen took a sip, "!" ”

Saying that, he carried Liu Zhenguo out of the mountain temple.

"We value this thing." Zhang Shisan's ass followed.

Zhou Fengchen asked, "You don't go back with Kuzhu?"

"What are you going back with her? The little nun is boring, it's still early, I'll play with you! ”

……

The two braved the snow to look for a long time on the mountain, but they got lost, and they couldn't find their way down the mountain, until Liu Zhenguo woke up, and then took them out.

When he was about to arrive at Liu Zhenguo, it was already noon, Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan were thinking about what to eat at noon, and Leng Buding saw a bald and fat man standing next to the big tree outside the door, wearing only a big trouser on a snowy day, and peeing on the big tree.

(End of chapter)