Chapter 248: The kneeling girl is the master of destroying the big man, and the supreme poisonous tongue is seated
Luo Feng and Thanos stood opposite each other, and the two were not far away, separated by a Fifth Avenue in between.
Thanos is tall, two meters and one meters tall, with a thick and somewhat bloated muscle, looking like a purple version of the Hulk, he wears a blue bodysuit with golden shoulder armor, a gold belt around his waist, and golden combat boots.
His eyes shone with thunder and lightning, and he stood there, majestic, like a god descending on the earth!
The five generals of Obsidian were also all present, they were beaten to pieces by the sentinels before, many people were killed and killed and the blade general was blown into a skeleton by the sentry's breath, the black dwarf was smashed out of the spaceship and flew into the deep space of the universe, and Proxima Centauri was seriously injured in the dark night.
Thanos really didn't have any other followers who could do it, so he had to save a few wastes that couldn't even hold up a single move of the sentinels, and the death blade of the Death Blade General was not destroyed, so he recovered from the skull state by himself, the black dwarf had flown far out of the solar system, Thanos understood the function of the space gem, and directly opened the space channel to pull him back to his side, and the injury of Proxima Centauri in the dark was healed by the black technology medical cabin.
Luo Feng stood opposite Thanos, and as before, he put on the black leather coat of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. director.
In terms of momentum, Luo Feng is not inferior to the number one overlord of the universe, and even, the lineup of junior brothers standing behind Luo Feng is much more luxurious than the five generals of Obsidian.
They are the Avengers Girls Six, the Ant-Man family of three, the Thor Rockie brother and sister, and Tony Sterke, a total of twelve people.
There are quite a few soldiers under the command of Thanos, and they are also wearing uniform space combat armor, looking like a regular army, while Luo Feng is a group of strange and diverse civilians.
However, judging from the appearance of the army, Thanos's army is demoralized and full of remnants of the defeated army, while Luo Feng's New Yorkers are laughing and happy, looking like they are participating in a New Year's Eve carnival or a Thanksgiving Day parade.
Thanos stood with his hands in his hands, grinned and laughed with a mouthful of snow-white teeth: "Luo Feng, the pajama, I have heard of your name for a long time, and I finally saw you today." ”
Saying that, Thanos shook his head in disappointment: "It's a pity, you are far from what I expected, you are simply too weak, I didn't expect that the pathetic bug can also be praised by the fools of the whole universe." ”
"Wait......" Luo Feng frowned and asked, "What do you call me...... Pajamas Luo Feng? And the whole universe sings, which bastard gave me a nickname! How did it spread? ”
After returning to Earth, Luo Feng was first busy setting up the "Earth Future Development and Reform Committee", and then began to prepare for the establishment of the "Aegis Hero Academy", and then was busy implementing the "Noah Plan", so busy that he didn't sleep much, and the only leisure time he had was wasted watching the Avengers girls play beach volleyball.
How could Luo Juzuo, who had a lot of opportunities, have time to go to the cosmic quantum network, and he didn't know that the name of "Luo Feng in Sleepclothes" had spread throughout the universe.
Thanos was stunned when he heard this, and laughed: "You don't like this title? I also don't like the title of 'Mad Titan', I'm neither crazy nor do I like the Eternal Titans, and whenever I hear someone call me 'Mad Titans', I'll kill that guy's entire clan and destroy the planet he belongs to. ”
Thanos put away his smile and seriously suggested, "Maybe you can do the same, after killing for centuries, no one will call you that anymore." ”
Luo Feng also laughed and said: "I don't say anything to you's 'life is precious, don't kill innocents indiscriminately', I like intelligent creatures more, and I also like to deal with intelligent creatures, I will never use force when I can communicate, you and I have different hobbies, and there is no common language." ”
Luo Feng shrugged indifferently: "The name of the person in the pajamas sounds quite domineering." ”
Thanos' face sank, and he said in disgust, "Like to deal with intelligent creatures? The weak huddle together to keep warm! You like sleeping with women, right? You guy has the same disgusting stench as my lewd brother. ”
The brother mentioned by Thanos is the star fox Eros, a man in the Marvel universe who has "super sleep clothes" in the true sense, this man is Thanos's brother, and his ability can make creatures of the opposite sex have an extraordinary affection for him, and after sleeping with him a few times, he obeys him.
Thanos looks down on his disgusting brother who sleeps all over the universe the most, and is ashamed of having such a nasty brother.
Luo Feng was also furious when he heard this, and said in his heart that "super sleep service power" is a very good superpower, it's too late to envy, he actually despises it, this is jealousy, right?
It must be because of jealousy!
What's more, he was obviously eager for "super sleep suit power" but couldn't get it, but he was also despised by Thanos because he was mistaken for having "super sleep suit power", and this breath was really tight in his heart. ”
"Hehe. As if you don't like women, who has been fascinated by 'death' since adolescence? ”
Luo Feng sneered: "Also, whoever looks deformed, his father doesn't love his mother, he doesn't like it, no little girl likes it, and a mysterious beautiful girl suddenly appears, you will definitely be obedient to her and worship her as a goddess." As a person who has come before, I advise you, 'death' is a big blue pool, all your efforts will only be in vain, and all you will gain is a bunch of green hats. ”
"What do you say? What a guts! ”
Thanos was furious when he heard this, and roared at Luo Feng, and the ground near him trembled slightly under the burst of power.
"The truth hurts the most." Luo Feng smiled evilly and continued to spit out evil words: "Do you think that Da Bichi of Death only fooled around with Mr. Wilson next door?" You've also mastered the Time Gem, so you might as well take a peek into the future, she'll be a slut even your son hooks up with in the future. It's okay to hook up with your son, and work with your son to snatch your family property and power, which can be called the cosmic Pan Jinlian. As for you, if you don't like the 'Mad Titans', you can change your nickname to 'Exterminator'. ”
Although he didn't know what the hell Luo Feng said about "Cosmic Pan Jinlian" and "Annihilation Dalang", Thanos's heart still sank suddenly, and he had a faint sense of foreboding, he raised the Infinity Gauntlet, and the Time Stone emitted a dazzling green light, reflecting his face in a miserable green.
It doesn't matter if you don't check, Thanos's heart is cold after checking!
In the future timeline, Death really turned into a beautiful woman to hook up with his son Sain, and he also wanted to kill him together with Sain, an unfilial son.
The most infuriating thing is that the image of the beauty that Death incarnated when he hooked up with Thanos's son Sean is exactly the same as the image of Thanos who incarnated to hook up with Thanos when he was still an adolescent little purple potato!
Peeked into the future timeline and saw that the beautiful woman who fell in love at first sight was extremely gentle and coquettish in the arms of her own son, and bewitched Sein to murder her father, Thanos was really going crazy!
In that timeline, Sean got the power of the phoenix, and under the bewitchment of the goddess of death, he took away all the power of Thanos and turned him into an ordinary person, Thanos went through some ordeals, and with the help of his brother Star Fox and daughter Nebula, he found the three sisters of death, the Eternal Witch, and regained his power through the trial of the Eternal Witch's 'God Quarry', before he returned strongly to kill Sein, who had the power of the phoenix, and death was also sealed by the Eternal Witch.
Over the years, in order to please the goddess of death, Thanos has spent a lot of effort and effort, his mother and the whole clan have sacrificed, and he has been busy collecting Infinity Stones, wanting to sacrifice half of the life of the universe to please her, even if she cheated on Mr. Wilson next door, Thanos chose to forgive her.
However, he never expected that everything he did was meaningless, and it was really empty, except for the green light, nothing was left!
"Tut-tut...... Father and son serve a daughter. ”
Luo Feng didn't forget to sprinkle salt on his wounds, and muttered in the spirit of saving some trouble if he could anger Thanos: "I don't know how the three members of your old family will call each other in the future?" ”