A woman muttered sleepily, "Bastard! How not to die at the poker table, annoyed to death. ”

This was followed by the "click" and "click" sound of slippers.

Squeak –

The door opened.

The loud voice was a little clearer, "What are you doing with it, did you hide a wild man at home while I went out to play cards?" ”

The woman yawned and scolded, "Get out! It's bad enough for my mother to find a man like you. ”

"Humph! Forgive me for not daring! The loud voice was getting closer.

Zhou Fengchen had a bad premonition, and touched around, okay, it's in someone's closet, and I don't know how to get in, could it be that there is an intersection leading to Yin Road under the wardrobe?

Just when he didn't know what to do, his eyes lit up, the wardrobe door was opened, and a fat man took off his clothes and was about to take a hanger, and he was startled when he looked at him, and a thin woman behind him was stunned on the spot.

Zhou Fengchen's face was full of embarrassment, and he said, "Big brother, if I say, I just came back from the underworld, do you believe it?"

"Ahh

The fat man was almost crazy, and yelled heartbreakingly: "Li Xiaohong, Li Xiaohong!" You slut, you still say that you don't hide wild men, you are all role-playing! Taoist priests are very capable, aren't they? ”

Zhou Fengchen hurriedly waved his hand: "Big brother, listen to me......"

"Say you Malegobi!"

A punching bag punch came over.

……

"Your uncle!"

Zhou Fengchen came out with his messy hair and torn collar, feeling that the whole person was not good.

The couple was too unreasonable, and they teamed up to tear themselves apart, but they couldn't say it reasonably, let's do it, just their vain and rotten turnip-like physique, maybe they would be slapped to death, and it took a long time to knock them out and run out.

At this time, it was almost dawn, and I didn't know where it was, so Zhou Fengchen found the road and took a taxi to the house surnamed Li.

When I arrived at the place, it was already dawn, and the Yuan Zhi monk and his family of five were anxiously walking around the courtyard, and when they saw Zhou Fengchen coming back, their eyes lit up and they all came up: "I'm back!" How's it going? What do you think? ”

Zhou Fengchen looked at them and said quietly, "Guess!"

"How do you guess that?" Monk Yuanzhi came over and blinked: "Brother! Seeing that you are so embarrassed, is there something wrong? ”

"Your uncle!" Zhou Fengchen said angrily: "I won't mess around with you in the future, I almost killed Lao Tzu!"

Monk Yuanzhi smiled and said, "Look, where did this nameless anger come from, let's talk about it, such a big Taoist!"

Zhou Fengchen took a deep breath, thought about it carefully, he really couldn't blame anyone, he was willing, waved his hand, "Drink saliva first." ”

A group of people entered the house, Zhou Fengchen drank a glass of warm water, remembered the name on the female ghost's tombstone, and asked the family, "Your daughter's name is Li Xiaoxuan, right?" ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! The family nodded.

Zhou Fengchen immediately said how he saw the tombstone, how the female ghost was bullied by a hundred-year-old ghost, and how he took the female ghost to the underworld, and finally said: "Okay, this matter has been completely solved, and your family can sit back and relax."

The family was embarrassed when they heard it, only the Yuan Zhi monk felt that Zhou Fengchen was halfway through his words, hurriedly said a few closing words, took the money, and left with Zhou Fengchen in the family's thanksgiving to Dai De.

Out of the Li family, the monk Yuanzhi asked, "Brother, is there something wrong in the middle?"

Zhou Fengchen scolded and told him how to take a fork in the road and kill the old ghost of the Qing Dynasty.

The Yuan Zhi monk's face turned pale when he heard this, and he felt afraid for a while, and said Brother, it's also a fierce person like you, if you change someone to play like this, you have to die there, how can you remember the fork in the road in that kind of place? You can't turn around and talk when you remember the fork in the road, otherwise nothing will happen, and your efforts are in vain.

Zhou Fengchen said depressedly: "Where do I know where to go, I haven't played like this, isn't this a bit of a loss?"

"It's a big loss!" Monk Yuanzhi also felt quite depressed, "I thought it was the grave that was flattened, or something was pressed on, who knew that the result would be such a strange thing!" ”

At this time, passing by a breakfast shop, the two packed a bun of soy milk buns and went back to the rental house, Zhou Fengchen asked while eating: "What the hell is that place?"

"Do you know what the Yin and Yang Mountains are?" Yuan Zhi monk asked.

Zhou Fengchen shook his head.

Yuan Zhi said that the Yin and Yang Mountains are not really a mountain, but a kind of name, also called the Yin City, the legend says that after the death of a person, the ghost will lock the ghost from there to enter the Yin Cao, but this Yin City is at the junction of Yin and Yang, the area is too large, and there are many exits and entrances, so many old ghosts who have practiced for thousands of years will also hide in it to practice, and the ghosts have many things to do, and they have no effort to control it.

"It's quite mysterious."

Zhou Fengchen finished eating the buns, and told the things about the carriage, the skeletons, the house and the ancient talismans on it, and as a result, the Yuanzhi monk was stunned for a moment, and said, "How do I know, I haven't heard of it!"

Next, the two chatted and chatted about nothing, it was time to "share the spoils"!

Monk Yuanzhi took out the money he earned, counted no more than one thousand, one not less than one thousand, and then divided it into two parts, one for five thousand and five, and then took out two thousand from his own share, patted it next to Zhou Fengchen, and said arrogantly: "You contribute a lot, share two thousand more for you, don't be polite to my brother!"

Zhou Fengchen didn't know what politeness was at all, his eyes lit up, and he grabbed it and stuffed it into his own leather bag.

Monk Yuanzhi twitched the corners of his mouth, and laughed again: "Brother! My brother asked you if you were happy, were you happy to get money? ”

Zhou Fengchen rubbed his nose: "To be honest, it's quite enjoyable!"

The Yuan Zhi monk was even happier, yawned, and said that he had slept and had been busy all night.

Zhou Fengchen still had to go to work in the morning, and he also felt a little sleepy, so he took off his clothes and lay on the bed to squint at him for a while.

I barely slept well, got up and hurried to hurry, but I was still late when I arrived at the store.

A white BMW car was parked at the door of the store, and the proprietress in the hall was talking with the two people, and when she saw Zhou Fengchen coming in, her face was full of smiles: "Oops! Xiao Zhou, your aunt and little sister are here. ”

"Son!"

"Brother!"

My mother is dressed very richly, my sister is beautiful and cute, and her eyes are shining at him.

"Ugh!" Zhou Fengchen rubbed off the last grain of eye feces, looked at the proprietress and then looked at her mother and sister, and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Come and see you."

Mom pulled him to sit down and asked long and short questions, obviously he hadn't seen him all night, as if it had been a long time, and his sister Chen Siya was also coaxing him next to him.

After chatting like this for half an hour, Zhou Fengchen was a little anxious and said, "You guys...... Isn't there something wrong, I still have to go to work. ”

The old mother twisted a little, and Zhou Fengchen was stunned by one sentence: "Son, you are not too young, when I was as old as you, I was pregnant with you, so I found you a girl, who is the daughter of my classmate, 24 years old, don't be too big, the third female college holds gold bricks, people work in the bank, and the small appearance is okay......"

"Don't ......"

Zhou Fengchen broke out in a cold sweat, so he finally pushed the matter away.

After finishing the matter, my mother made an appointment with him for three chapters, and he had to go home at least four times a month, go home to get it when he had no money, and he was not allowed to leave Donghai City quietly, and finally left reluctantly.

As soon as my mother and sister left, the proprietress and Lao Li surrounded them, and Lao Li pouted and said, "I said that you are Xiao Zhou, your family is so rich, why do you go to our store to be a cook?" What about the private interview of Weifu? ”

The proprietress was even more outrageous, hugged Zhou Fengchen's neck, and said with a smile: "Xiao Zhou, your mother is giving you a marriage, do you want to consider your sister?" The female college holds the treasury, don't look at my sister is thirty years old, but my sister has experience, and I can give you a big fat boy next year! ”

"Hehehe......" Zhou Fengchen sweated.

……

Just went to work and got off work during the day, and at night I squeezed into a bed with Yuan Zhi Monk and played nonsense, and two or three days passed.

At half past seven o'clock that night, Zhou Fengchen hadn't gotten off work yet, and the monk Yuanzhi went directly to the store and shouted: "Brother! Took a big deal, do you want to do it? ”