Chapter 190: Zhou Daochang catches demons
"Xiuying was originally quite decent, not that kind of prodigal girl." The young man at the head of the chicken nest said with a look of regret, "I don't know why I fell in love with Mo Wei's miscellaneous hair, don't you know, when they started, the voice every night, like killing pigs, Xiuying's old lady couldn't stand it, scolded and ran out, and then the uncle and neighbor saw it, yes!" It's all like this, let's get married, so Mo Wei became the second son-in-law of the old Li family. ”
Zhou Fengchen thought about it, the brains of the first son-in-law must have been eaten by Mo Wei, this evil animal Li Dai Tao stiffened well, and asked, "Didn't you just say that Mo Wei was an alien?" Where does this start? ”
The young man at the head of the chicken nest said: "When they first got married, weren't we all envious, jealous and hateful? If it's okay, go out to him for a drink and bully her, and guess what? Mo Wei, the bastard, changed as soon as he drank, it was called a scary person, with a bird's beak, a pimple, and a long neck, just like an alien, scared to death.
When everyone asked him when he sobered up, he said that he had a strange disease when he was a child, and he had cramps and changes when he drank, but everyone didn't believe him and thought he was an alien.
This is not counting, Xiuying was finally pregnant at the beginning of the year, she gave birth to a child some time ago, this child is scary, like Mo Wei after drinking, she bit Xiuying when she was born, and she went up to the beam of the house at once, her tongue sticked out half a meter long, she laughed weirdly, the midwife was frightened, and the uncles came to take a look, this is a monster, and they beat him to death!
Later, Mo Wei came back and went crazy, beat his mother-in-law, and beat his uncles and brothers, and then hugged the dead little alien and cried for three days.
This Mo Wei can't do farm work, it's far worse than the previous son-in-law of the old Li family, his mother-in-law originally disliked him for being lazy and lazy, and if this happened again, the two of them were making trouble! The old lady has been looking for death and life several times, if it weren't for everyone pulling it, she would have burped a long time ago! ”
Zhou Fengchen scratched his nose and felt a sigh, this monster wants to be a man, no one can stop him, he pondered for a while, and had an idea in his heart, so he separated from the young man in the chicken nest.
When it was almost noon, he entered Lao Li's house again with a calm face, and snorted heavily as soon as he entered the door.
The old lady was knitting a sweater, and she didn't know who to wear it for, and when she saw him come in, she looked bored, "Didn't I tell you, Mo Wei only came back at night, what are you doing here?" Playing a scoundrel or what's wrong? ”
Zhou Fengchen sneered, "I won't hide it from you, I came here before just to test it, and this time I came to warn you!" Disaster is on the horizon for your family! ”
The old lady's face changed, "What do you young man say?" Why is the catastrophe coming? ”
Zhou Fengchen pinched his handprints and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Poor Dao is not Mo Wei's friend, but a Taoist priest of Wuling Mountain's Sanqingguan, who chased a demon to this place yesterday, and this demon is Mo Wei! ”
It is difficult to say whether Wuling Mountain has three clear views, but Wuling Mountain is very famous nearby, anyway, it is a nonsense, and the old lady in the mountain village should not have much knowledge!
Really! The old lady stood up in a hurry, "What do you say?" ”
Zhou Fengchen looked upright, "I said that Mo Wei is a monster, you have to believe my words, let's go out and say, if you don't believe it, I'll leave, another day your daughter was eaten, don't blame me!" ”
As he spoke, he turned around and went out, and when he got to the door, he looked at the sky with his hands behind his back, and his eyes were a little uncomfortable with snowflakes.
Squeak, squeak......
The old lady staggered out, tilting her head to look at him, "What do you want to say, young man?" ”
Zhou Fengchen said: "Do you know who Mo Wei's surname is and where he lives?"
The old lady was stunned, "I asked, and he hasn't said please for so many years." ”
"That'...... Mo Wei is not lazy! Don't do farm work? ”
The old lady nodded, "Yes! ”
"Is Mo Wei not touching his house all day?"
"yes!"
"Did your daughter give birth to a child and be a monster?"
"Ahh
Zhou Fengchen squinted his eyes and said, "Only monsters can give birth to monsters, your daughter is not a monster, right?" Who do you say is a youkai? ”
The old lady was stunned, stunned for a moment, and nodded hatefully, "That must be Mo Wei!" ”
Zhou Fengchen snapped his fingers, "That's what it means, if this monster Mo Wei dislikes your daughter, do you think he will eat it?" ”
The old lady's face turned white, "Dao Chief, you can save my daughter!" ”
"Poor Dao is here to solve this matter!" Zhou Fengchen pulled the old lady aside, took out a talisman from his arms, pointed at the talisman with two fingers, and recited a spell in his mouth, "I will use this talisman to exorcise demons, and the old man is as anxious as a law!" ”
It was also miraculous, the talisman flashed, and a yellow light appeared, and it took a while to calm down, and the old lady almost knelt down in fright when she saw it.
Zhou Fengchen hurriedly supported her and said, "Auntie! I'll tell you, what about this talisman, it's the Heavenly Master Fu Demon Talisman, if you want to save your daughter, put away the talisman, when you cook tonight, burn the talisman, stir the water to cook, and then give it to Mo Wei to eat, then he will show the prototype, then don't panic, just stand at the door, shout for help, I will immediately fall from the sky and come to treat him! ”
"Good, good!" The old lady took the talisman with a sigh of gratitude and went home.
Zhou Fengchen watched the old lady enter the door, looked around, went to the roof at the foot of the house, turned around, and found the young man's house at the head of the chicken nest, and said that the money was not taken for nothing, so he jumped down while there was no one inside, got some leftovers to pad his stomach, and ran to the hay house in front of him when he was done, drilled inside, and waited for it to get dark.
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Let's say that the old lady of the Li family is here, since Zhou Fengchen told her about this, she is restless, and she is not in the mood to knit the sweater, so she walks around tightly holding the talisman.
Her daughter Xiuying felt strange, and asked from the back room, Mother, what's wrong with you? What was that guy doing just now?
Mrs. Li said hesitantly, no, no, the young man didn't want the bag, and left.
Xiuying sighed and continued to lie down to sleep, coughing a few times.
Looking at her daughter's appearance, Mrs. Li's "new hatred and old hatred" towards Mo Wei was a rising tide.
In the evening, Mrs. Li burned the talisman according to the plan, made a bowl of water and stirred it, then cut the old bacon at home, made a plate of braised bacon with the talisman water, and made the rest of the side dishes.
When it was dark, Mo Wei came back in tattered clothes, sniffed left and right as soon as he entered the door, looked at the dishes on the table and said, "The old lady is in a good mood today!"
Old Mrs. Li completely calmed down at this time, and replied quietly: "It's okay!"
As soon as she heard the voice, she climbed out of bed, rushed out, and threw herself into Mo Wei's arms, like a little woman, "You're back?" ”
Mo Wei patted her back dotingly, "I'm back, I'm back, are you feeling better?" ”
Xiuying raised her head with a smile on her face, "It's much better." ”
As if he remembered something, "That's right! Today, a young man said that he was your friend and came to look for you at home, and said that the bag in the back room belonged to him! ”
Mo Wei's face changed greatly, and he pushed Xiuying away, "What about others?" ”
Mrs. Li's body trembled, lowered her head and served porridge, and said nothing.
Xiuying smiled and said, "My mother said that he was gone, and he didn't want his purse!"
"Ugh!" Mo Wei nodded and breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good!" ”
Next, the family of three sat down to eat together, no different from a normal family.
Mrs. Li intentionally or unintentionally pushed the plate of old bacon in front of Mo Wei's eyes, and Mo Wei did not refuse, and ate half a plate in a row.
At this time, Xiuying asked, "I haven't seen that bag before, is it yours or the young man's?"
Mo Wei laughed dryly, "There are good things in that bag, that suona is an antique, I can feel it from a long distance, this thing is simply ......"
Speaking of this, he suddenly covered his stomach and his face changed greatly, looked at the dishes on the table, and then looked at Mrs. Li, "Old lady!" Did you invite someone from above to lower me? ”
"Nope! No! Mrs. Li smiled, got up and walked to the door.
"You lied to me!" Mo Wei bared his teeth, and suddenly his appearance changed greatly, he grew a bird's beak, his face was full of pimples, the top of his head was bare and pointy, his sparse and dry hair was scattered on both sides, and his hands also became like tiger claws, and his appearance was indescribably weird and terrifying!
Old Mrs. Li was startled, and hurriedly shouted outside the door: "Dao Chief, help!"
(End of chapter)