Chapter 276: Criticism
"What a fool!"
Seeing Deidara's stunned stupid look, the scorpion couldn't help but say faintly: "You don't know if what he said is true, why did you listen to him and apologize?" ”
"Although I don't quite understand what he said about the great explosions in the universe, and I don't know if he lied to me, but with my intuition as an artist, I feel as if what he said is true." ”
Speaking of Deidara's arrogance, he covered his cheeks with his hands like a child in the house, and said with a bitter face: "Am I really as superficial as he said? Is my artistic life just denied? ”
"It's because the concept of 'art' is so broad that people like you can blend in with the ranks of artists!"
Naruto turned to the scorpion and frowned, "If you can't tell if what I'm talking about 'common sense' is true or false, you can go and study, read and improve your self-cultivation!" With such a low level of education, what kind of artist are you, if the two of you have to do it with art, it can only be called 'performance art'! ”
The body of the scorpion is the image of a red-haired beautiful boy, and his personality is also calm and calm on weekdays, not as fond of babbling as Deidara, Rao is so distorted by Naruto's ridicule that his expression is distorted, and he said angrily: "I'm not engaged in performance art!" I'm not like Deidara, I have works! ”
As if to prove his words, the scorpion fished behind him and wanted to take out the psychic scroll sealed with the puppet, but he remembered that when he performed the Hundred Machines Exercise, he had already channeled all the puppets out to participate in the battle, and was destroyed by the soldiers of the Scientific Ninja Army.
On the scroll rack behind it, there were only two copies of the scrolls left at the bottom of the box, and the scorpion hesitated, but still took out one of them.
"This is my work at the bottom of the box, so please comment on it!"
The scorpion opened the psychic scroll, and a burst of white mist dissipated, and a puppet with long black hair floated in the air, and countless iron sand was suspended beside the puppet, and the iron sand changed its form under the control of the puppet, forming strange black geometric shapes.
Naruto narrowed his eyes, touched his chin a lot, and muttered, "It looks familiar...... Let me recall what I read, this guy ...... Isn't it the third generation of Kazekage? ”
The scorpion smiled proudly: "That's right, it was I who assassinated the three generations of Wind Shadow back then and turned his corpse into a human puppet, this puppet has a unique magnetic escape blood limit, which is the pinnacle of puppetry!" ”
Naruto couldn't help but hold his forehead speechless, and said hatefully: "The fuse of the third ninja world war was the disappearance of the three generations of Kazekage, you guy made a big death in a muffled voice, and the ninja world was not at peace for more than ten years!" Obito was seriously injured and was rescued by Madara and was brainwashed, and it was precisely because of the Battle of Kannakun Bridge in the Third Ninja World War! Who instructed you to assassinate the three generations of Kazekage? What is the purpose? ”
The scorpion disagreed with Naruto's rebuke and said coldly, "I killed him just because I took a fancy to his body and thought it was a good material for making a puppet." As for triggering a ninja war...... If I don't kill the three generations of Kazekage, won't the Ninja World War break out? It's the nature of ninjas to be belligerent, and even if the three generations of Kazekage don't die, the third ninja war will break out for other reasons, what does it have to do with me? ”
Although Naruto was annoyed, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that what the scorpion said also made sense, on the surface, the disappearance of the three generations of Kazekage was the fuse of the war, but with the international situation in the ninja world at that time, it was already a powder keg, and the root cause of the outbreak of the war was the economic and political imbalance, and the daimyo lords had evil intentions, but they could not simply be blamed on the scorpion.
With patience, Naruto nodded and said, "Okay, let's not mention the evil consequences of you making this human puppet for the time being, just from the artistic point of view, I'll tell you how bad your 'work' is and why it's so bad!" ”
Referring to the three generations of Kazekage puppets, Naruto commented: "First of all, artistically speaking, your work is ugly in appearance and looks like a ghost, not to mention bringing aesthetic enjoyment to others, it can simply scare people to death!" For artworks, ugliness is the original sin, such an ugly thing, are you embarrassed to show off? ”
When the scorpion heard this, his forehead was bruised, and he suppressed his anger and said: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, the puppeteer values the practicality and combat effectiveness of the puppet, what's the use of looking good?" Among the thousands of puppet technicians in the sand, there is no one who makes beautiful puppets. ”
"That's not necessarily, you haven't been back to Shayin for too long, right?"
Naruto shook his finger and said, "There is a dwarf girl among the Sand Hidden Puppeteers, she is good at making beautiful female puppet dolls, and because of her exquisite skills, she can make people mistakenly think that the beautiful and moving puppet is the body, and the dwarf doll in the arms of the puppet is the puppet." That girl is now controlling the beautiful girl puppet as an actor in Konoha Film and Television Company, which is very popular with the audience, and it can be described as fame and fortune. In my opinion, that girl's puppet art is a hundred times stronger than your puppet art, at least it is valuable to society, and the masses like it! ”
What Naruto is talking about is a sand hidden female shinobi who appeared during the Sand Hidden Shinobi exam, and in the original plot, the Sand Hidden Puppet Master team and the Hinata team fought each other, and after a hard fight, the Hinata team won and took away their heaven and earth scrolls.
After the fall of Sand Hidden Village, the Sand Hidden Ninjas were all laid off, and they could only be transferred to civilian forces in Konoha Village, trying to re-employ, among which the successful one who stood out was the Sand Hidden Girl Ninja Puppeteer, who controlled the beautiful girl puppet as an actress to earn hundreds of times more money than when the ninja fought, and also gained a large number of loyal fans, known as the first puppet performance artist of Sand Hide.
"Art and aesthetics are inseparable, a work of art, no matter what, must have an audience, whether it is the public or a small niche, there must be an audience who knows how to appreciate it, if everyone thinks it is ugly, it means that the work of art has no aesthetic value, and it is not even a work of art!"
Naruto retorted mercilessly: "You can call this puppet of yours a weapon and a tool, but you can't say that it is a work of art, a piece of that others feel disgusting when they see it, even if it is infinitely powerful and feared by everyone, can you say that it is a work of art?" ”
The scorpion has transformed himself into a puppet, so the endocrine will not be like a normal person, and the mood fluctuations are not very large, if he still has a physical body, hearing that Naruto has criticized his proud works as, I am afraid that he will be angry on the spot.
Even so, the scorpion frowned, and although he didn't know how to refute Naruto's crooked reasoning, he was still unconvinced in his heart.
"Even from a technical and original point of view, your work is not very good."
Naruto saw that he was not convinced, and continued to comment: "Technically speaking, it still uses the chakra line control technology of the previous generation, this technology has too many drawbacks, and it is abolished when the chakra line puppet is cut off, and the parasite of the oil girl clan is simply the natural nemesis of this backward technology!" ”
"Aren't puppeteers using chakra lines to control puppets!" The scorpion retorted unconvinced.
"That's the old calendar!" Naruto shook his finger and said disdainfully, "You know that the six-way Payne puppet of the Boss Nagato of the organization is not using chakra line technology, but the further black rod remote control technology, and the control distance and flexibility are a hundred times stronger than the chakra line!" ”
When it comes to the Six Dao Payne, the momentum of the scorpion can't help but weaken, the name of the strongest puppeteer in the ninja world really doesn't belong to the scorpion, Nagato's Six Dao Payne puppets, especially the Heavenly Dao Payne, are more powerful than any kind of puppet of the scorpion.
The most important thing is that the six Payne puppets can be remotely controlled from a distance of several kilometers or even more than ten kilometers, which the scorpion can't do anyway.
"Nagato created the Six Paths of Payne, relying on the unique reincarnation eye of the ninja world, not real technology." The scorpion retorted unwillingly: "When it comes to puppet technology, except for a gifted puppeteer like Nagato, no one is better than me!" ”
"That's not necessarily, the mecha Naruto and the mecha Nine-Tails made by Orochimaru, the control technology is a grade higher than that of the remote control of the six paths of Payne!"
As he spoke, Naruto unfolded the psychic scroll and released the mecha Naruto, showing it to the scorpion.
"The control technology used by this mechanical puppet is virtual intelligence, and the mecha Naruto has a certain ability to think independently, and his technical level is many times stronger than you, a folk artist who plays marionettes!"
The scorpion is speechless this time, there is no argument, Orochimaru doesn't have any reincarnation eyes, people rely on the knowledge of civil science one step ahead, the technical level of the mecha Naruto, and the clear-eyed person knows at a glance that it is several generations higher than the puppet controlled by the chakra line.
"From the perspective of originality, you are just transforming a corpse and stealing the blood inheritance limit of three generations of Wind Shadow, and you have no originality at all. And you haven't done an in-depth study of the Magnetic Escape Blood Inheritance Limit at all, without his corpse, you can't create a second Magnetic Escape Puppet, your understanding of the work is sloppy, and the function is all based on plagiarism, what kind of technology is this? ”
Naruto pouted disdainfully and said, "Your work is suspected of plagiarism and piracy, have you been authorized by the image and ability of the three generations of Kazekage?" Do you think that if you kill the victim, you can plagiarize with peace of mind? You shameless thief, robber, and you have the face to say you're an artist! Artists are like you, where will there be original works in the future, everyone go and steal it! ”