Chapter 136: This Is Really Rich!
Due to the long-term blockade of mainland news, very few Taiwanese people have enough understanding of the mainland, so that in the impression of most Taiwanese, the mainland is still as poor and backward as it was a few decades ago, and they cannot even afford to eat, and they do not know at all what kind of terrifying state the mainland has reached after decades of rapid development.
Not to mention that it is only 2008, that is, a few years later, there are so-called experts and professors in Taiwan, who are serious on Taiwan's TV, claiming that the mainlanders are poor and can't even afford to eat tea and eggs, and they are alive and well A group of realistic versions of frogs at the bottom of the well.
And the men and women who came with Lin Dong were such a group of frogs at the bottom of the well.
"Lin Dong, you gave too much money, hundreds of yuan, you see that this mainland boy is scared, and he can't even speak!"
"Hahaha! Hundreds of yuan, I'm afraid this is a mainlander family of five or six people, and they don't have so much money for a year, and they were rewarded with so many tips at once, and I am a poor ghost in the mainland, and I am also blind!"
"That's it! Hey! I said that the poor ghost from the mainland, don't pick it up quickly, remember to put it away carefully, when you go back to the mainland, so much money is enough for you to be a rich man that everyone envies!"
The men and women burst into laughter, their eyes full of mockery and disdain.
"What's the matter??, it's too little!" Seeing that Tang Yi's eyes were gloomy and motionless, Lin Dong simply threw the banknotes in his hand directly into the sky, and said with a smile: "Quick, this is flying all over the sky, but they are all white money, you poor ghosts on the mainland, when have you seen so much money, hurry, don't hurry up and pick it up, these are all rewards from Lao Tzu!"
The men and women on the side were even more smiling.
Syllable!
However, a sudden crisp sound directly interrupted their laughter.
I saw Lin Dong scream, and the whole person was suddenly fanned out.
"! The poor ghost from the mainland has beaten people!"
"Damn, a poor ghost is a poor ghost, he beats someone if he doesn't agree, it's really unqualified!"
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Tang Yi suddenly glanced at it coldly, but these mocking people immediately shut up one by one in fright.
"Damn! I actually dare to beat Lao Tzu!" Lin Dong struggled to get up, picked up the fruit knife on the coffee table, and stabbed Tang Yi: "Lao Tzu will kill you mainlander!"
However, not to mention that it was just a small fruit knife, even if Lin Dong was holding a divine weapon in his hand, it was impossible to hurt Tang Yi.
Syllable!
Another slap in the face, Lin Dong was even more fanned and shattered several teeth, and his whole head was buzzing.
If it weren't for the fact that today was Li Chiling's birthday, Tang Yi deliberately kept his hand, just these two slaps would be enough to let Lin Dong's life be over.
However, Lin Dong didn't realize it at all, even if he was unable to get up again and lay on the ground, he still scolded in his mouth: "You poor ghost in the mainland, you dare to beat Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu ......"
Syllable!
Regarding Lin Dong's clamour, Tang Yi didn't bother to pay attention to it at all, and greeted him with big ears and melon seeds.
"Dead Mainland ......"
Syllable!
"Bastard ......"
Syllable!
"Big Brother ......"
Syllable!
"Brother......
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The men and women on the side just watched as Lin Dong's handsome face was slapped one by one by Tang Yi after another, and he was forced to look like a pig's head, but Lin Dong was more and more respectful to Tang Yi.
Some people are like this sometimes, the harder they fight, the faster they serve.
"Brother, I beg you, please stop fighting!" Lin Dong covered his pig's head and pleaded with a pleading face.
"Who is your brother!" Tang Yi's face sank.
"Master, master, are you my grandfather!" Lin Dong wanted to cry without tears: "Grandpa, you can do it, spare me, I won't dare in the future!"
"Grandpa, am I so old?" Tang Yi's face was even more gloomy.
"I ...... I ......" Lin Dong didn't know how to call Tang Yi now, so he had to say helplessly: "My little ancestor, you just say, how can you spare me!"
Lin Dong is really repentant now, why did he have a brain pump, and he actually provoked such a evil god!
"Spare you, it's easy!" Tang Yi pointed to the banknotes scattered all over the ground: "Eat it!"
"Eat...... Eat it?" Looking at the banknotes all over the ground, Lin Dong was completely dumbfounded.
Tang Yi sneered: "Aren't you Taiwanese rich and oily, your stomach is full of oil and water, so what's enough, it's the so-called what you eat and what you pull, eat banknotes and pull banknotes, this is called really rich!"
Lin Dong begged: "Don't, my ancestor, this money is not for food, if you eat it, you will die!"
Tang Yi didn't bother to talk nonsense at all, and with a big hand raised, Lin Dong immediately coaxed, and said with a sad face: "Don't, I'll eat, can't I eat!"
Lin Dong picked up a few banknotes nearby, looked at the banknotes that were a little worn out and stained with a lot of stains, and thought of eating them in his stomach, he had sour water in his stomach, but then he saw Tang Yi with a gloomy face on the side.
Compared with this evil god, Lin Dong would rather choose to eat banknotes, so he didn't care whether it was dirty or not, so he stuffed the banknotes in his hand into his mouth and swallowed them into his stomach.
However, how could Tang Yi let him go so easily, still looking at him coldly, Lin Dong had to lie on the ground, crawling forward, picking up the banknotes on the ground and stuffing them into his mouth.
Looking at Lin Dong lying on the ground eating banknotes, the men and women on the side felt like they were watching a toad dog eat, and it was disgusting and funny.
At this moment, Li Chiling, who had changed into civilian clothes, happened to go downstairs, saw this scene, and was immediately surprised: "What's wrong?"
"Sister Zhiling!" Seeing Li Zhiling appear, Lin Dong was like seeing a savior, and hurriedly begged for help: "Sister Zhiling, you have to call the shots for me!"
"This subordinate of your family, this mainland boy!" Lin Dong pointed at Tang Yi and complained: "We are here to celebrate your birthday, but this mainland boy not only beat me like a pig's head, but also forced me to call him his ancestor, and even more forced me to eat money, if I don't eat it, he will beat me!"
Hearing Lin Dong call Tang Yi a subordinate and a mainland boy, Li Zhiling's face sank, and then looked at the Taiwanese banknotes all over the ground, and then looked at the reactions of the people around him, even if Li Zhiling was not present, he also knew what was going on, it must have been Lin Dong Seeing that Tang Yi was dressed ordinarily and had a mainland accent, he regarded him as a subordinate of the Li family and insulted him wantonly, which forced Tang Yi to teach him a lesson.
"Get out!" Li Zhiling suddenly spit out a word with a gloomy face.
Lin Dong immediately pointed at Tang Yi and said, "Did you hear it, Sister Zhiling told you to get out!"
However, Tang Yi was not moved at all, and Li Zhiling's voice sounded again: "Lin Dong, I'm telling you to get out, get out of our Li family!"