Chapter 484: Schoolgirls Have an Appointment
In the classroom of Class F of the third year of high school, there is a thick pile of homework books on the lectern.
Han Qi, Zhang Xuan, Song Xiaoya, Hu Weide and a group of students gathered around and whispered.
After a while, Hu Weide made up his mind, "That's it, it's simple and rude!" ”
Han Qi smiled, "This is the first time that our Mountain Gang and the Sea Gang have cooperated, we must stink him!" ”
"No problem!"
A group of people were talking, there was a sound of footsteps outside, someone with sharp eyes, saw that it was Zhou Fengchen, and hurriedly shouted, "Zhou Papi is here!" ”
Whoa......
The students in their thirties immediately returned to their seats, opened their textbooks, and became serious.
Zhou Fengchen didn't know that he had the nickname of "Zhou Papi", glanced at the classroom, walked to the door, the door was open, there was no problem, entered the classroom, walked to the podium, there was no problem with the floor below, there was still no problem with opening the drawer, and then found the homework book on the lectern.
He smiled, originally wanted to arrange an essay of more than 1,000 words for them to play with, but he didn't expect it to be written.
But he didn't have to look at it, he also knew that there must be no good words in it.
The students in the room stared wide-eyed, shifting between him and the workbook.
Zhou Fengchen coughed, "Good afternoon, students!" ”
"Cut—" The class waved their hands in disdain.
Zhou Fengchen rubbed his nose and said slowly: "You, you, all, are ......"
Before he finished speaking, the faces of all the students in the class changed, and they quickly stood up and shouted in unison: "Hello teacher!"
Very good, Zhou Fengchen waved his hand, "Sit down!" ”
The class pouted and sat down, glancing at each other.
"The next two lessons are mine, connect and review freely." Zhou Fengchen said, picking up the first homework book.
The homework book is very exquisite, glazed leather surface, Ambilight, a look is a high-end goods, after opening, look at the first page, sure enough, the scolding is quite chic.
"Teacher Zhou, you are very handsome, your handsome is like a shell, wandering in the happy soup and soaring freely, your handsome is like dog dung, being ruthlessly piled up on the road, let the car run over ......"
Zhou Fengchen smiled, threw it aside, and opened the second book.
"Mr. Zhou is our homeroom teacher, he is a very handsome handsome, his handsome is like the scene of a car accident, it is so miserable and messy, his handsome is like a wild boar peeing, drenching and sprinkling, a mud puddle ......"
Open the third book:
"Mr. Zhou is an invincible handsome guy, handsome than Zhu Bajie, he has competed with Wu Dalang, he has an oil pot on his head, and he puts oil tea on his chin......"
Book 4:
"Mr. Zhou has a pair of rotten egg-like eyes, a big mouth like a sausage, a nose like garlic, and a pig-like figure, and his smile is so moving, and he can't help but feel a feeling of letting him die and let him die, no! With my lack of knowledge, I can't describe his appearance......"
After reading more than a dozen books in a row, Zhou Fengchen sighed a little, these ** cubs are all talents, and the small essays are definitely more than 1,000 words, and the scolding is not the same.
He took a breath and looked at the students, a group of triumphant and smug at each other, laughing loudly.
Han Qi even stood up and said provocatively: "Teacher Zhou, is our writing good?"
Hu Weide also stood up and asked, "Teacher Zhou, have you been moved?"
Zhou Fengchen shook his head and said very seriously: "My heart has no waves, and I even want to eat pancakes and fruits."
"Uh-"
The whole class looked confused, and they still wanted to eat pancakes at this time? Shouldn't you be angry? Shouldn't you ask who wrote it? We didn't sign it anyway!
Han Qi and Hu Weide looked at each other and sat down dejectedly, the most depressing thing is that when you want to be angry with someone, you find that the other party has no reaction at all, and you are a bit like a clown.
Zhou Fengchen continued to watch, read seven or eight more books, and finally turned to a different one, looking at the handwriting should be a girl, the font is very beautiful:
"To Mr. Zhou: In the past two years, I have been dreaming of a boy who loves me, loves me, protects me like a big brother, and gives me the care of a father, a brother and a lover, which is the only pleasure in my life (600 words omitted)...... It wasn't until I saw Mr. Zhou that I found out that he was coming (300 words omitted)...... At nine o'clock tonight, room 303 of Ruyi Hotel will give you the first time, if you don't come, I won't leave! ”
Flower rub - about X?
Zhou Fengchen glanced at the whole class, then pretended to be surprised, then his face was happy, and he quickly tore off a page of the homework book and stuffed it into his pocket, and then pretended to be nothing.
Sure enough, it's a hypocrite! Han Qi and Hu Weide looked at each other, and a trace of disdain flashed in their eyes.
……
The two classes passed quickly, Zhou Fengchen coughed and stood up, "Hmm! Nicely written, great! I decided that tomorrow each of us will write another 1,000-word essay with the title of "My First Time", and I will not be allowed to enter the classroom and leave the class if I can't finish it! ”
The whole class stood up in an uproar and shouted indignantly: "Shameless! Rogue! ”
"What first time? Is there a teacher like you? ”
"It's so cheap!"
……
Zhou Fengchen said seriously: "The scope of this kind of topic is too wide for the first time, such as ...... The first time you were beaten by your mother, the first time you were beaten by your father, what are you dogs thinking? Unhealthy heart! Litter! ”
After saying that, he turned around and went out.
"Uh-" The class paused, scratching their heads and rubbing their noses.
……
Coming out of the classroom, at four or five o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Fengchen pondered while walking to the office, this group of students also slipped away, openly about X, the head teacher last time was also such a trick? It seems that the teacher is not a good bird either!
I'm going to take the time to meet you little cubs tonight.
When I arrived at the office, Sun Miaoyi was not there, there were only four teachers, two were playing chess, and two were talking nonsense, Zhou Fengchen breathed a sigh of relief, sat down, played with the computer, felt a little thirsty, and picked up the water cup on the table and took a sip.
Not long after a glass of water, I suddenly felt a fever in my lower abdomen, and then I was hot, and I couldn't help but be stunned, C medicine? I picked up the cup and sniffed it, and sure enough, there was an imperceptible smell of medicine in it.
The cup is uniformly distributed by the school, and each teacher has one, and the water is received by himself at noon, and medicine is put in it?
He subconsciously looked at a few teachers and found that the four teachers looked very natural.
Zhou Fengchen sneered, these students are amazing, they have great powers, I'm afraid that if I don't go, I can still buy a certain teacher, it's really awesome.
At that moment, his hands were sealed, and with a slight wave, the medicinal power flowed out of his ears, and he took out a tissue to wipe his ears, and then played with the computer.
Before I knew it, it was dark, and I estimated the time, it was almost seven o'clock, so I got up and walked out.
arrived at the place agreed with Zhang Shisan and Yuan Zhi Monk, and after waiting for a while, the two of them came over at a trot.
Zhang Shisan patted him and pointed to one of the three students passing by next to him, "Look! ”
Zhou Fengchen stared at the student and looked at it, sure enough! His face was pale, and his body was lifeless, which was a sign that the yang energy was dissipating and the yin qi was turbid, and if he looked elsewhere, he found four or five students with this appearance in a row.
Monk Yuanzhi said: "If they continue like this, they will definitely fall seriously ill, and if they don't do well, they will die, so let's hurry up, otherwise too many people will die, and we will be to blame."
(End of chapter)