Text Detective's Travels_Chapter 6 The Strangeness of the Ancient Mansion (6)
It's no wonder that many people love hiking, and there are a lot of views to enjoy during the hike. We are also chasing the birds and flowers, and the weather is very good. Ruohan and I sat by the car window, drinking and looking out the window.
Ruohan said to me, "Go ahead." You've drunk six times as much coffee. Drinking too much coffee is not good for your health. ”
I laughed, "Really? I don't know.. ”
Ruohan said, "Coffee is for refreshing. You drink so much, you will definitely not be able to sleep, black and white upside down? ”
I said suspiciously, "Black and white upside down?" ”
Ruohan said, "Yes. . . Is it super sleepy during the day? I can't sleep at night. ”
I laughed, "It can't be that serious, right?" What if it's that serious? Isn't coffee a forbidden item? ”
Ruohan looked at it and scolded angrily: "Leave you alone. . . If you like to drink, just drink it. I don't care. ”
I looked at Ruohan's angry face, and I wanted to laugh.
I tugged at Ruohan's arm and said, "Yes... Get.. Get.. Can't I stop drinking? Can't I stop drinking? ”
Ruohan was going to leave me, but he pulled me back alive.
Ruohan looked at me and scolded, "You... I really can't help you. ”
I smiled and yelled at Charlieba, who was driving, "Old ghost. Where is this now?。。 ”
Charlie Ba was driving, and he turned around coldly and said, "Wipe it." I don't know. ”
I shook my head and said, "So where are you going?" I guess there's a destination and a route. ”
Rainforest was holding the map at this point, and Rainforest said, "This bastard. I plan to leave Shandong first, then go to Jiangsu, then go to Zhejiang, then to Fujian, then to Guangdong, then to Guangxi, then to Yunnan, then to Sichuan, then to Shanxi, then to Hubei, then to Guizhou, then to Hunan, then to Jiangxi, then to Anhui, then to Henan, then to Shanxi, then to Shanxi, then to Hebei, then to Liaoning, and finally back to Jilin. ”
I was confused. I'm not familiar with geography. But if you listen closely, it feels like you're going around in circles.
I hurried to the rainforest, and I took the map and looked at it.
I yelled, "Wipe it. . . This is a circle around China. ”
Rainforest said, "Not really. ”
Charlie said, "Wipe it." What is China's circle, haven't you looked at Tibet, Xinjiang, Qinghai, Gansu, Inner Mongolia, Heilongjiang? ”
I looked at Charlie and scolded, "Fuck your sister. We're on a two-month vacation, what about you playing? Can you go around so many places in two months? I'll tell you, old ghost. Both Yulin and Ruohan are already graduate students. We can transpire as much as we want, don't let them delay their studies... ”
Rainforest said, "Go ahead." Don't pull me. I'm a graduate student though. But I had already decided to stay in school and be a kickboxing instructor. So it doesn't matter if I go to class or not. It's nothing more than the school giving me expenses after I became a tutor. ”
I scratched my head and said, "What do you mean? ”
Ruohan also came to me and said, "That's how you want to go." Rainforest has been in the kickboxing club for three years, won numerous awards, and won a lot of awards for the school, so the school will continue to hire Rainforest as a kickboxing instructor in the future. to teach new students. ”
I said, "Oh... That's it.。。 That is, the rainforest is paid? ”
Ruohan said, "Of course. . . ”
Charlie shook his head and said, "Hey... Just the three-legged cat in the rainforest. I also teach students. It's really a mistake. ”
Rainforest yelled at Charlie, "You roll the calf for me. Just your virtue. Come to my free fight to learn. You can only learn from the beginning. KNOW NO ... ”
Charlie shook his head and said, "I don't want to learn from you. ”
I watched as if the two of them were about to start arguing again, and according to the usual practice, it must have been a quarrel first, followed by a fight.
I hurriedly said, "Hey. It's okay for you two to quarrel, don't do it. It's a car too. If you want to make trouble, wait to get out of the car and make trouble, if something happens. It's a trivial matter for us to have an accident, and it's a sin to let the innocent happen. ”
Rainforest looked at me and said, "Go ahead, you can rest assured. That's it. You don't deserve to fight me yet. ”
Charlie said unconvinced: "Come on. . . I can't afford to mess with you... ”
Ruohan pulled the rainforest and said, "Honey. All right.. ”
I laughed in my heart, "Charlie is driving, and Rainforest is sitting in the passenger seat." The two of them still quarrel every day.,What is this different from flirting.。。 These two people. It's a real headache for me. ”
Fortunately, the Northeast and Shandong sides belong to the plains. So it's rare to see mountains. The road has also been repaired very smoothly in the past ten years. It's just that we seem to be moving away from the towns and in the countryside. The most important thing is that there are many trees here, and there are few people to see.
I looked at Charlie and said, "What a place is this?" ”
Yulin said: "According to the map show, this should be the central store, and then go south to Zou County. ”
I said, "The county seat. ”
Charlie said, "Probably. ”
"It doesn't seem to be receiving traffic here, and I can't find the location of my phone. ”
I said, "Isn't there a sat nav in the car?" ”
Charlie Ba said: "Big brother. . . There's no network.,You can navigate a fart.。。 ”
I looked at Charlie Ba and said, "Your grandfather's, I have a bad premonition. ”
Charlie Ba said: "Don't worry. It's no surprise that I'm here. ”
I looked at the map carefully and said, "I heard that Rizhao is a city in the middle of the sea, so let's go to Rizhao to watch the sunrise." ”
Rainforest looked at me and said, "Pull it. What does it mean to watch the sunrise? ”
I turned my head to look at the rainforest and said, "Then what do you say is interesting, Miss? ”
Rainforest said: "Either you just want to see the famous mountains and rivers, or you have a good time." What's so good about watching the sunrise. ”
I shook my head and said, "Yes... ”
Actually, I really wanted to watch the sunrise with Wakahan, but it never happened. In fact, I can be with Ruohan in my life, and I am very content, but I have always liked to take the woman I like to watch the sunrise since I was a child, because every time I watch the sunrise and watch the sun rise, I have an indescribable feeling.
Maybe the sunrise represents a new day and a new beginning. Since you are in Tohoku and are not close to the sea, you often do not feel like you are in harmony with nature when you see the sunrise.
I remember when I was a child, my father took me to Dalian to see the sunrise, but unfortunately the seaside in Dalian was in the west, so I couldn't see the sunrise in Dalian. It happens that Rizhao is a half-sea city, and most of the sea area is in the east, so the feeling of watching the sunrise in the morning is super refreshing.
I want to stick to Rizhao. But I could tell that neither Rainforest nor Charlie seemed reluctant to go. Since I'll let Rainforest and Charlie call the shots when we set off again, I won't say much. Only accompany them through these roads. Luckily, I'm sober, and we only have two months on vacation, which if only I had a little time. I'm really afraid that Charlie Ba will drive us out of China.
I shook my head helplessly and returned the map to the rainforest, and I pulled Ruohan back into my chair.
Ruohan seemed to see that I was a little disappointed.
Ruohan looked at me and said, "You want to see the sunrise. ”
I nodded slowly.
Ruohan said, "If you want to see the sunrise, you can watch it at any time." If you want to see it. We'll go see it tomorrow morning. ”
I touched Ruohan's nose and said, "Fool." The best way to see the sunrise is by the sea, you can see the scenery of nature, and the water is on the line. It feels super comfortable. Either it's at the top of the mountain, and then it's also standing high and looking far away. If you watch the sunrise from the normal ground, it's not interesting. ”
Ruohan said: "Anyway, we have time, so it's better to go to Rizhao." ”
I shook my head and said, "Forget it. Anyway, there is a thing about the time. In the future, we can get married. Let's travel everywhere. The first stop is to go to Rizhao for your honeymoon. You have to accompany me to watch the sunrise. ”
Ruohan smiled and said embarrassedly, "Go to death. ”
I grabbed Ruohan's hand tightly and said, "What to die for." If you let me die. I'm jumping out of the car now. ”
Ruohan scolded: "You jump. I don't believe it anymore. ”
I smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law. You said jump, I really jumped. ”
As I spoke, I pretended to stick my head out of the window.
Ruohan hurriedly grabbed me and dragged me back. Slap me the back. Ruohan yelled at me: "You tiger. Don't you know if you can't stick your head out of the window when driving? ”
I laughed and said, "I'm not sticking my head out of the window, I'm going to jump." ”
Ruohan looked at me and scolded, "Don't make a tiger. ”
I grabbed Ruohan and said, "You know? Actually, now I have everything. If you want love, you have love, and you want a career. There are companions who want to live and die together, and there are companions who share life and death. What more could you ask for. ”
Ruohan said, "You. . . It's just stinky and beautiful. ”
I looked at Ruohan and said, "But I still have two unfulfilled wishes. ”
Ruohan looked at me and said suspiciously, "What... ”
I looked at Ruohan and said, "The first one is to watch the sunrise with my most beloved woman. The second is to make a Ferris wheel with the woman I love the most... ”
Ruohan looked at me, looking at me with a puzzled face. Ruohan said: "What a strange request you have. ”
I laughed and said, "No." Watching the sunrise is mainly intended to enjoy the scenery of nature, and watching the sunrise is definitely refreshing. As for the Ferris wheel. When I was a kid, every Children's Day, I saw those big guys pulling their girlfriends to play this and that. I just want to play with my beloved. So I grew up. I have a wish to play the Ferris wheel with the woman I love the most, and then look at the surrounding scenery together. ”
Ruohan said, "Who is your most beloved person?" ”
I looked at Ruohan and said, "Isn't this nonsense?" Of course it's you. ”
Ruohan smiled and said, "Really? ”
I used to be smiling, but all of a sudden it became much more serious.
I looked at Ruohan and said, "Really. . . In this life. I just love you alone. If there was a deadline, it would be one hundred years. If I lived to ninety-seven, I would die. I will wait for you under the bridge for three years. Let's reincarnate together. I will be a couple in my next life. ”
Ruohan snorted and was happy. Ruohan looked at me and said, "You... Where do these words come from? ”
I said, "It's all from the bottom of my heart. ”
Ruohan said: "In the next life. . . I'm not going to be a woman anymore. ”
I smiled and said, "That's good. In the next life, I will be a woman, and you will be a man. I'm marrying you. ”
Ruohan said, "Pull it. . . You're a woman. That's not ugly to die. ”
I smiled and said, "How is that possible? If I were a woman, I wouldn't say I would be a big beauty. Just like Lin Chiling. ”
Ruohan smiled and said, "Pull it." I don't want you to be a woman. ”
I wondered, "Why? ”
Ruohan said: "You are so sullen as a man, if you are a woman." What do you have to be like?。。 ”
I saw Ruohan joking with me. I exclaimed, "You... I'm going to eat you. ”
Ruohan exclaimed, "Ah... ”
Ruohan screamed, and hurriedly stood up, about to run back. And I stood up and followed closely behind Ruohan.
Ruohan exclaimed, "Ah... Don't come here. ”
I shouted, "If I catch you." and ate you ... ”
At this time, Rainforest yelled at us, "Hey. Feed.. What are you two doing? What kind of night scene do you do for most of the day? What's going on? I don't need to let the old ghost stop on the side of the road and let the two of you toss in the car for half an hour. ”
I turned my head to look at the rainforest and exclaimed, "Half an hour? It's okay for two hours. ”
Rainforest looked at Charlieba, who was driving, and said, "Come on. . . Old ghost. Hurry up and stop. ”
I really didn't expect that Charlie Ba would really stop suddenly.
Ruohan and I both looked at Charlieba. I didn't think I was joking with the rainforest, but Charlie Ba actually took it seriously.
But Charlie Bully quickly turned off the ignition. Then he opened the car door and ran down.
Before I could speak, Charlie was gone.
Rainforest quickly ran to the bedside and looked out. Yulin immediately scolded: "Your uncle's. . . You get out of the car... Before he could finish speaking, Rainforest blushed and stopped talking.
Actually, the rainforest doesn't say, I also know what Charlie Ba is doing. Either go for the trumpet or the tuba.
On this van, there are indeed small restrooms. However, since the car is always a car, after all, it is very different from home. The small bathroom, Charlie and I carefully observed, the small size is okay, but the large size is very difficult to clean.
So I talked to Charlieba. This small toilet is provided for girls, after all, it is very convenient for boys. It can be solved in a large meadow.
But Charlie Ba has one condition, and that is not to clean the bathroom. Luckily, Ruohan and Rainforest knew about Charlie Ba's decision and me. Strongly agreed. The two girls occupy the bathroom, but the cleaning is also a cold and rainforest cleanup.
Actually, I know, Ruohan is my girlfriend, can I let Ruohan clean up that? In the end, it will definitely be me to clean up. Who knew that Charlieba suddenly felt uncomfortable, and he caught up with me and Ruohan messing around, Charlieba didn't care where it was, just parked and ran down to make it convenient.
We waited a full ten minutes before we came back.
I guess in my heart that this Charlie must have gone to the tuba just now.
Yulin blushed and scolded, "Your grandfather's. . . You don't say a word. ”
Charlie Ba said: "What do you say when you have a stomach. ”
Rainforest said, "Your grandfather's." Then you should go farther, too. I just saw you take it off... ”
Charlie said: "Isn't this nonsense? I'll let you see it.。。 Besides, people who drive have a bad habit. It's easy to get off the bus, and it's definitely not too far from the car. I'm used to it. ”
Rainforest looked at Charlie and scolded, "Hurry up and roll the calf." ”
I looked at Rainforest and Charlie Ba and said, "Okay. All right.. Stop arguing. There is no shop in front of the village here. Hurry up and go to a town, even if it's a county seat. It's been a day of running too. The car should also be refueled. ”
Listening to me say this, Rainforest is not arguing with Charlieba. Yulin looked at the map, and then said, "There is still a kilometer ahead of Zou County. ”
Charlie Ba said: "There must be a gas station there. ”
I nodded and said, "I guess you're hungry too. Enter the county seat and have a good meal. ”
If I don't say I'm hungry, maybe everyone doesn't feel it, but I say I'm hungry. Both Rainforest and Charlie felt a little empty in their stomachs.
Especially Charlieba, who had just finished his meal, also felt that his stomach was a little empty, but fortunately he had some spare food in the car. The two of them were in a hurry, and now they took some fries from the cupboard and ate them.
Rainforest looked at Charlie and scolded, "Your grandfather's. Hurry up and drive. What to eat. ”
Charlie Ba said: "Big sister. . . I'm going to have to take a breath when I hang myself. ”
Rainforest watched Charlie Ba eat, and Rainforest also grabbed a bag of chips and said, "Come on. . . I eat a little too ... Moving forward, I don't feel hungry yet. Let's move forward. I'm not hungry anymore. ”
I smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to say.