"It's over, it's over...... My dreams were shattered, my life was pale, what was the difference between me and salted fish! ”

Luo Feng's eyes were scattered, he muttered to himself, and sat back on the chair, his whole person seemed to have been drained of his bones, and his soul was scattered there.

Seeing that an aspiring young man was so decadent and turned into a salted fish, the wine sword fairy was also a little unhappy, after all, he drank a lot of wine in vain, but he pursed his lips and refused to let go, it seems that the word "immortal fate" is extremely important, and the immortals do not dare to mess with cause and effect.

After thinking about it, Jiu Jian Xian kindly persuaded: "Shopkeeper Luo, if you don't have the opportunity to cultivate immortals, you won't be depressed to this point, there are still many meaningful things to do in life, just like the poor road, vowing to taste the world's fine wine, it is also a good pursuit." ”

"Alas......" Luo Feng sighed deeply: "God took away my dreams, drained my soul, and left me with only a good-looking skin...... It's sad! But no matter how difficult life is, you can only grit your teeth and live, and you must find a reason for yourself to live. ”

Jiu Jian Immortal nodded slowly, his impression of Luo Feng changed a little, and he felt that this person also knew the fate and fate, and he was not entangled.

"What does Shopkeeper Luo plan to do in the future, if Lao Dao can do it, he can help one or two."

Because Luo Feng was talking nonsense about recruiting troops and raising the flag to rebel before, Jiu Jianxian was also a little worried, afraid that he would refuse his request to cultivate immortals, but instead cause a military disaster in the world for no reason, so he couldn't help but ask carefully, saying that it was helping, but in fact it was still a temptation.

The Great Song Dynasty is not exhausted, this Luo Fushao wants to rebel, it is just a moon in the water, and it will inevitably fail, but it will implicate countless innocent people.

"What else can be done?" Luo Feng smiled bitterly: "It's not interesting to be an emperor...... It is useless to be kind and charitable, to repair bridges and roads...... The younger generation will be able to entertain themselves and drag this useless body for a lifetime. ”

Jiu Jian Xian breathed a sigh of relief, listening to this meaning, Luo Fushao is going to spend money to lose his family and enjoy himself, and he is harmless to be a human animal.

Although it is not beneficial to the world, it is also harmless, so that the wine sword fairy will not be involved in cause and effect, and he will immediately put his mind at ease.

Luo Feng sneered and said: "The words of the Taoist Elder just now reminded the younger generation that I can follow the example of the Taoist Elder and find a hobby for myself to pass the time. ”

"So it's good, how about drinking? Let's just be a drinking buddy and have a drink together when we are free? ”

The wine sword fairy licked his lips and asked with a smile, it seems that he hasn't drunk enough of Luo Feng once in vain, and he is thinking about coming to take advantage of Luo Feng again in the future, and rubbing him to drink.

Luo Feng waved his hand and said: "The Taoist is an immortal, he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, the younger generation is a mortal, and he can't learn the hobbies of the immortals in the Taoist wine, and the hobbies selected by the younger generations are slightly different from those of the Taoist chief, but they are also quite similar." ”

Jiu Jian Immortal was a little disappointed, and there were some doubts in his heart, and he couldn't help but ask, "What is the hobby that Shopkeeper Luo has chosen?" Drink tea? ”

"What's the point of drinking tea, fade out a bird!"

Luo Feng shook his head disdainfully and said: "Since ancient times, wine has not been separated, the predecessors are immortals in wine, and the younger generations should follow the example of their predecessors to be a demon in the color." The Taoist swore to taste all the wine in the world, and Luo vowed to sleep all over the world...... Do you think our hobbies are very similar? ”

Hearing this, Jiu Jian Xian's face darkened, and he scolded: "Similar to a fart!" The old hobby is an elegant thing, what do you call that hobby? It's vulgar, it's morally corrupt! ”

Luo Feng looked surprised, and said in amazement: "How did the Taoist say this, dare to love only immortals to drink alcohol, and not mortals to pick up girls?" Why is my hobby not an elegant thing, Zi said: 'Eating sex', poetry: 'My fair lady, a gentleman is good', the literati and elegant guests of this dynasty don't all like to drill into the Qinglou of the teaching workshop? There are orders to fill in the words of Liu Sanchang, there are mountains and clouds of Qin, you are an old Taoist who has drunk wine for most of your life, how many elegant poems have you made? ”

Jiujian Xian was so angry that his beard trembled, and he reprimanded patiently: "It's okay for others to drink in the old way, but you are lustful but you want the bad guys to be innocent, play with feelings, hurt countless innocent women, and leave an unknown number of bad fate!" ”

"Dao Chief, you are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

Luo Feng said with a look of grievance: "There is a way to be 'a gentleman is lustful, and there is a way to marry him', Luo has always been a person who pities flowers and cherishes fragrance, how can he be irresponsible and act like a beast?" Luo is lustful, but it is from the heart, stop at the courtesy, and everyone pays sincerely! You also have to set rules for yourself, first, not to provoke a married woman, second, not to force people to submit to the situation with money, and third, to marry and love them home after soaking, and treat them equally, and the rain and dew will be evenly wet. It is not against the law to take concubines in this dynasty, my Luo family is rich and rivals the country, and I can't afford to raise tens of thousands of concubines? ”

Jiu Jianxian heard it in pain, and he didn't want to talk to him about these three vulgar topics, but he was worried that letting him harm the women of the world would cause evil, so he could only frown and ask: "Lao Dao saw that good wine, you can beg to drink it at the door of the restaurant, how can you get it when you like a beauty?" It's not coercion and temptation! ”

"The Taoist chief is a monk, not close to women, so I don't understand!"

Luo Feng stepped forward and said in a low voice: "There is a matchmaker Wang Po who is good at matchmaking on Zishi Street in Chaoyanggu County, and the Wang Po doesn't know a lot of big characters, but she has summed up a set of peerless tricks to attract women, called the 'Guangguang' plan, to do this strategy, you must have all five things, these five things are 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'." ”

Luo Feng put on a pose of a little fresh meat, pointed to his handsome face and said: "'Pan' is like Pan An, 'donkey' is what you know, 'Deng' is Fubi Deng Tong, 'small' is Xiaoyi Wen Cun knows how to coax people, and 'idle' means that you don't need to work hard for life and have a lot of time." Luo is not talented, he has everything, the only thing he lacks is time, but now his dream is shattered, his life is wasted, and time is greatly available. ”

As a single fairy dog, Jiujian Immortal really doesn't know much about this man and woman, but after listening to what Luo Feng said, the more he listened, the cooler his heart became, and he faintly felt that what he said was true.

There is indeed no shortage of money to attract bees and butterflies, if you really spend time, energy and money to start doing it, and start with a concubine, you can really let him marry a daughter country!

"Shopkeeper Luo, how can you satisfy tens of thousands of women as a man? There will always be people who are left empty. ”

Jiu Jian Immortal persuaded bitterly: "If you don't ask for one wife, it's enough to marry three wives and four concubines, right?" ”

"Okay, just give the Taoist a few thin noodles and only marry three wives and four concubines, but this has to be carefully chosen."

Luo Feng also listened to the persuasion, rubbed his hands, and said, "Let me think about it, what kind of target are you looking for?" The eldest lady of the martial arts family? A simple and cute little fairy with a dusty temperament? The ill-fated little vixen? Quirky little Miao girl? A pretty disciple of the Female Immortal Sect? With the means of my Luo officials, those fledgling stunned young people are more gentle and considerate than me, and they understand their daughters' minds, and they can't be tired! ”

Although the marriage is predestined, but the matter of men and women is not cat and dog breeding, and some people say that a good woman can't stand Lai Hanzi, not to mention that Luo Feng is serious and handsome, he wants money and money, and his martial arts are not bad.

Luo Feng's words were in the ears of the Wine Sword Immortal, it was really like thunder in the sky, although he didn't know why he was so palpitating and shocking, but he felt that if he really let Luo Daguan succeed, a green light would shine dazzlingly above the nine heavens, the foundation of heaven and earth was not stable, and he was also inexplicably involved in huge karma, if he didn't stop this, his body and death would be light!

"This must not happen!"

The Wine Sword Immortal stood up and stopped drinking loudly.

Luo Feng blinked, puzzled and annoyed: "Dao Chief, you are too lenient, and you are still unreasonable?" My private affairs of marrying a wife and taking a concubine are also in the hands of the immortals? Drink my thousand bottles of wine, wipe your mouth clean, and refuse to accept me into Shu Mountain to subdue demons and eliminate demons, it is you who suggest that I choose a hobby, and it is you who do not allow me to sleep all over the world, and it is you who comfort the remnants, how many steps have I taken back, and finally marry three wives and four concubines, you have to take care of it, are you idle, or did you have an enmity with me in your previous life? If the Taoist can be reasonable, Luo will listen to you, if you can't make sense, let's go to the street to pull the people to comment on the reasoning, so that the people of Shu know that the immortals drink too much and play drunk, and they are so arrogant. ”

was squeezed by Luo Feng, Jiu Jian Xian consciously took care of the loss, and his momentum disappeared slightly, with his Taoism, he couldn't accurately predict the future, and he didn't understand why Luo Feng's wife and concubine could cause him to have an ominous premonition.

Immortals don't kill demons and demons, they take care of the marriage of rich families, they know that they are wine and sword immortals, and those who don't know think that Yue Lao got drunk and fell into heaven!

Rubbing his temples, the wine sword fairy said helplessly: "What was your previous dream?" ”

"Worship the ...... of Shushan"

"Next!"

"Sleep all over the world beauty ......"

"The one in the middle!"

"Teach me three tricks and two styles......"

"Anyway, what do you want to learn!"

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