"Your old man, you are good at everything, that is...... It's just that people are too romantic, hehe. Ｅ．”

Heishui complained with a hippie smile, and next to him, Black Buddha scolded angrily: "How can the second dog talk, where is the king." ”

"Why not, if our king is not romantic, how can there be the so-called twenty-four negative sins, every time people talk about this, we want to refute for the king, but we can't open our mouths. ”

The Red Sky Monarch was definitely a storm overlord in ancient times.

But at the same time.

He is also a master full of righteousness.

Some say he's a hero.

overthrew the ** Immortal Dynasty, ended the ancient people who were struggling to make a living, and opened a new era of recovery of all things.

Some people also say that the King of Chixiao is not worthy of being a hero.

Because people are too romantic, and too negative.

In the ancient era of romance, there were 100,000 years of history, but almost all the legendary women who were peerless had an affair with him.

From the queen of the border wilderness, to the Empress of Yanluo, the female sect of Shenzhou, the world-honored Niangniang, etc., that one has not been spared, his old man slaughtered the immortal dynasty back then, and he also fucked to hook up with the eldest princess of the immortal dynasty, and the immortal road descended to the trial, and he didn't forget to tease the world-honored Niangniang.

There are twenty-four legendary women of peerless beauty.

Each had an affair with him.

But the Red Sky Monarch didn't want the last one.

Here are the well-known twenty-four sins of the Chixiao Monarch.

Speaking of these twenty-four negative crimes, all the Chixiao people in the venue were silent, and their expressions looked a little complicated, and the black Buddha who had just reprimanded the second dog also opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he didn't open his mouth after all, but Mei Lao next to him glanced at Gu Qingfeng, and reprimanded: "Ergou, don't talk nonsense, it's all rumors, and it shouldn't be true." ”

"Where are the rumors, let's not talk about the rest, the matter of the female sect Ye Tianlan, we all saw it really at the time. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"What is nonsense, Old Mei, when Ye Tianlan found Chixiao Sect, you also went to persuade people to come, but you forgot?"

Mei Lao coughed dryly, and seemed to be a little embarrassed, and the black Buddha next to him also kept the second dog making a look, the second dog disagreed, and continued: "We haven't known the king for a day or two, they are all our own brothers, what can't be said, the king is a bright and upright person, so he won't mind this kind of trivial matter, what do you say about the king." ”

Gu Qingfeng sat on the chair, tilted his head, squinted his eyes, looked at Heishui, and said: "I said Ergou, I haven't seen you all these years, what has you been through, why are you more and more like a girl." ”

"King, it's not a question of whether we are girls or not, your old man did a little too much back then, and we all screamed at the time of my sister-in-law, you say...... Hello dignified and then I don't want people, the whole of us is very embarrassed, you know...... And ......"

"Stop!"

Seeing what Heishui was going to say, Gu Qingfeng hurriedly scolded and said: "What happened back then, you kid don't know, don't follow the nonsense, many things are not as simple as they seem on the surface." ”

"What's not simple, when the world was martial arts, you did tease other women's sects on the ladder, right? You also said that if you lose, let the family be your old double cultivator, right? Later, when people took it seriously, you repented, this is also true, right?"

"That's the trick that Ye Tianlan gave to Lao Tzu!"

Heishui rolled his eyes and muttered: "Come on, king, it's been so long, you have explained it for so long, and you still have a trap, what a kind girl the female sect is, she is not even willing to step on an ant to death, will people set it up for you?"

"That's just that you think she's kind, it's all an appearance, let's tell you the truth, Ye Tianlan's girl is high-minded, and she is still a girl? Tell you Ergou, that is, the ancestor of the ancestor, if the ancestor is still alive, I'm afraid she won't live as long as Ye Tianlan, do you still think she is pitiful? ”

"Really?"

Blackwater was skeptical.

Mei Lao also asked, "King, is the female sect really as you said, not as simple as it seems?"

"It's not simple, I've planted a heel in two women in my life, one is Jun Xuanji, the other is Ye Tianlan, Jun Xuanji won't talk about it, that girl is a crazy person who chatters gods, Ye Tianlan, on the surface, looks pure like a white lotus, in fact, he is a fucking old witch!"

"King, if it's really as you always say, then why did you still flirt with others when you were martial arts in the world?"

"Otherwise, I fell into the set designed by others from the beginning. Gu Qingfeng shook his head and sighed secretly: "In the end, it's all because the master was too young back then, he was fooled like that, his brain was hot, and he blurted it out, now that I think about it, that drunkard of Shangqing Sect is his mother's Ye Tianlan's nursery!"

As soon as they heard the drunkard Lao Dao, Mei Lao and the others were stunned, the drunkard Lao Dao was the Taishang Ancestor of the Shangqing Sect, and in ancient times, he was a legend in this world, no one knew how many years the drunkard Lao Dao had lived, and he only knew that the Nine Heavens Da Luo Jin Xian had to shout his predecessor when he saw him.

"Don't let Lao Tzu see the drunkard Lao Dao, if you see him again, Lao Tzu will definitely hang him for three days and three nights!"

Heishui asked, "O king, are these words made up by your old man, or are they true?" ”

"Nonsense, do you think Lao Tzu's idle eggs are hurting to tease you!"

"But if the matter between you and the female sect is planned by the female sect, then why did she do this?"

"Yes, why, I didn't know why back then, but now, I can guess a little bit. ”

"Why?"

"For cause and effect, what else. ”

Gu Qingfeng raised his glass and drank, and sighed: "Ye has lived all his life, think about it carefully, along the way, there are pits dug by others everywhere, and good trips have been made, either his mother has premeditated, or it is carefully designed, or it is inexplicable, and he can live his mother until now, and he feels that he is very remarkable." ”

This is really the case, Yun Ni Shang is the cause and effect, and the layout of the Yunxia faction.

The wind is the cause and effect of the moon, and the layout of the Demon Moon Palace.

There is also the so-called Niangniang of the Remnant Sun Valley, which is the layout of the entire Great Northwest.

Tang Jijiao, the layout of the Yanluo country.

Ye Tianlan laid out the Shangqing Sect.

Jun Xuanji is his mother's layout of the whole world.

It's fucking pits everywhere!

"Lao Tzu admits that when he was young, he was indeed a little romantic, and it was okay to hook up with a girl, but Lao Tzu is really not a negative person, many things are the pits dug by his mother's others, so that Lao Tzu jumped, what do you say about the twenty-four negative crimes, this black pot, Lao Tzu's back is not wronged, and I can't say it clearly. ”

"King, it's not that we say you, even if it's really a pit dug for you, then you always jumped down by yourself, if you don't have a romantic relationship and don't hook up with others, I'm afraid you won't be able to jump in, as the old saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs, you are the egg with seams, and you fell into someone's trap. ”

"I said Ergou, are you fucking here to dismantle Lao Tzu's platform today, or what's the matter? Fuck off! Lao Tzu doesn't want to talk to you!"

(End of chapter)