Chapter 263: We didn't peek, we were miserable

At this time, a group of people downstairs were standing in the snow, stomping their feet, and their mouths were hot, and seeing that there was no response upstairs, Li Zimu blew his hand and asked, "Are you sure they peeked at?"

Han Yu's face turned red, and he lowered his head and snorted and said, "No, no, anyway, I didn't see me, I'm still clean."

"That's not what I meant." Li Zimu laughed dryly and said, "I mean, are you sure it's them?"

Li Xin shook his head, "I didn't catch it red-handed!" Clothes on your head! ”

Li Canrong touched his chin and said, "That'...... This matter is not easy to do, after all, Zhang Shisan is the head of the three sects of Fu Zheng, the chief true disciple of Longhu Mountain, his status is too high, and he is also the eighth person on the young list, if he makes a mistake, it will be difficult to meet in the future. ”

Sang Mi glared, "That's your man's opinion, we were peeked at, who does it matter?" ”

Su Xiaoxiao nodded and said, "That's right!" After a few hours of investigation, we found that there were a total of seven fat people from outside the town, but there was only one person who was more than 1.8 meters tall, that is, the fat monk next to Zhang Shisan, so we were eight points sure that it was them! ”

Li Zimu was puzzled and said, "But Zhang Shisan is only the two of them, who is the other one?"

Li Xin thought for a while and said, "It seems that there is another person who is sick and has been in a coma."

"Eighty percent of people who are in a coma are awake, that's right! That's them! Su Xiaoxiao miraculously revealed the truth, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "Zhang Thirteen! Get out of me, you bastard! ”

A group of people behind him also shouted, "Come out!" Come out! ”

Crunch –

The window of the upstairs corridor was opened, revealing the half-grinning figure of Thirteen, his face flushed, one hand on the window, the other against his forehead in thought.

The group of people downstairs instantly fell silent, and he ...... What the hell are you doing? Isn't this cold?

I only heard Zhang Shisan's hoarse voice, full of magnetic recitation: "Alone in a foreign land as a stranger, every festival is more than a family, and the distant brother ascends to the heights, and there is one less person and one less person in the dogwood, alasβ€”β€”"

He looked a little lonely.

"Ugh!" A group of people downstairs looked at each other.

Su Xiaoxiao took a step forward, with a fierce look on her face, "Zhang Thirteen!" What kind of poems do you read, and what kind of big-tailed wolf do you pretend to be? ”

"yes!" Han Yu also stepped forward, "You bastard who knows people and knows faces, give me down!" ”

Zhang Shisan raised his head "drunk" and sighed faintly, "A tailor who doesn't like to be a cook is not a good driver!" ”

The group of people downstairs couldn't help but open their mouths wide.

Li Zimu frowned, "Did he drink too much?" ”

Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth, "People who have drunk too much can know it in their hearts, and the weather is so cold, when the wind blows, they have already sobered up, Zhang Thirteen!" You speak to me! ”

Li Xin also said timidly: "Senior brother, you drink very well, I have never seen you drunk!"

Zhang Shisan, who was upstairs, saw that he couldn't hide it, and raised his head, "Huh? Who's coming? ”

Su Xiaoxiao sneered: "Your aunt and grandmother Su Xiaoxiao!"

Han Yu stepped forward and said, "Your aunt and grandmother Han Yu!"

Sang Mi stood in a row with them, "Your aunt and grandmother Sang Mi!" ”

Li Xin also stood with them, "Your aunt...... Senior sister Li Xin! ”

"Wow! A lot of ...... Grandmother! Zhang Shisan pretended to be surprised, and pointed to the breasts of the four girls, "Smash, Rui, squint, lack, sweep, pull, west, and ......."

When he counted the plum curtain, his eyes widened, "No?" Get out of the way! ”

Li Zimu blinked, "oh", and really took a step back.

The four girls inexplicably felt numb on their bodies, goosebumps rose all over their bodies, and hurriedly covered their chests, and with an "oops" sound, they bent down angrily to pick up the bricks, ready to smash them.

Zhang Shisan hurriedly slapped his head, "Oops! Drink too much, drink too much, don't do it, what's the matter? ”

The four girls threw bricks angrily, and Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and asked, "Don't pretend to be garlic!" Hot springs on Mt. Wenseki, you know! ”

Zhang 13 "suddenly realized", "There is a hot spring? Where is it? Let's go, take a shower! ”

Han Yu snorted, "Still pretending?" Are you peeking at us taking a shower? Do you have the courage to do it, but don't you have the courage to admit it? ”

Zhang 13 was "puzzled" and said, "Where did you say this?" I've been drinking since the dark and I haven't come out of the door, are you mistaken? ”

said with a flat face, "Catch the thief and get dirty, who dares to lie to me, don't blame me for smashing the glass of her house!" ”

A group of people downstairs blinked, and they were speechless all of a sudden, they really didn't see Zhang Thirteen's face.

Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth, "Then you call out your fat monk friend, and we will confront you!" ”

Zhang Shisan shrugged, "I'm sorry, my friend is inconvenient!" ”

Sang Mi sneered and said, "What's inconvenient, I think he's a thief, right?"

Zhang 13 said: "His heart is indeed a little empty, he has just undergone seven surgeries, and he is sick!"

A group of people downstairs subconsciously looked around, there was a grass doctor in the town, where to go for surgery?

Su Xiaoxiao frowned: "Nonsense! Where did he have the surgery? Neuropathy! ”

Zhang Shisan sighed, "Then you don't care, personal privacy!" ”

"Phew!" Han Yu said loudly, "Trick the ghost into going?"

"Don't believe it, do you?" Zhang Shisan beckoned downstairs, "Shopkeeper, come up for me!" ”

The shopkeeper who had been eating melon seeds downstairs to watch the excitement was stunned for a moment, and went upstairs in a daze.

Zhang Shisan lowered his voice and said to him: "If you dare to show it, I will kill you tomorrow!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly shook his head, "Don't dare!" Can't! ”

Zhang 13 nodded, and shouted downstairs: "Wait!"

As he spoke, he and the shopkeeper entered the house.

A group of people downstairs looked at each other, not knowing what the hell this guy was up to.

It didn't take long for Zhang 13 and the shopkeeper to come out carrying a bamboo bed.

A group of people downstairs looked at the bed, and they couldn't help but gasp.

I saw a person lying on the bed, his body was wrapped in a white cloth like a zongzi, and there were "blood stains" on it, and only from the outline and head could he tell that it was the big fat monk.

"This, this ......" A group of people downstairs couldn't eat at once.

Zhang 13 motioned to the shop guys to raise the bed together, put it on the windowsill, and fully showed the "miserable" body of the Yuan Zhi monk in front of everyone, and then said with a sad face: "My brother...... It's miserable! ”

A group of people downstairs looked at each other, Su Xiaoxiao frowned and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" What's wrong with your friend? ”

Zhang Shisan sighed faintly, "He has too many physical diseases, and it has worsened after coming to Miaojiang, so he has to have surgery!" I don't know if I'll be able to make it through! ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the Yuanzhi monk and made a comparison with an expert, "First of all...... Psoriasis, then laryngitis, then pneumonia, hepatitis, duodenal ulcers, gastroenteritis, gallbladder polyps, heart failure, and finally viral hydronephrosis......"

The "unconscious" Yuan Zhi monk opened his eyes violently and whispered angrily: "Damn! Lao Zhang, it's a bit excessive! ”

(End of chapter)