After determining the northwest direction of Hetou Village in this town, a road is at the end, and it is not easy to get lost, the three of them went overnight, striving to find the field for the Yuanzhi monk as soon as possible, and then returned to Guanxian Town to rest for a while.

After leaving the town for two miles, there was no light around, and there were black mountains and forests everywhere, and the snow-covered roads were full of mud and sticky feet.

Monk Yuanzhi walked bitterly, "That's how the Red Army crossed the grassland back then, right?" When I arrived at the place, Lao Tzu had to lose three pounds. ”

Zhou Fengchen shook the mud on his feet and said, "Why don't we go back?" I also think it's funny to trek through mountains and rivers to find a way back to the field. ”

Monk Yuanzhi was depressed, "Don't! I was beaten like a third grandson, if I don't take revenge, I can be aggrieved for a lifetime. ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Shisan remembered something and asked, "By the way, monk, you said that you hypnotized a woman, how does that woman look?"

Monk Yuanzhi came to the task, "That's not blowing with you, it's absolutely punctual, in his thirties, with a small waist, a big ass, a pair of soul-hooking eyes and a pair of tits...... Ah! It's as big as a basketball. ”

Zhang Shisan brought it into his imagination and couldn't help but shudder, "This is a deformity, right?" What aesthetic do you have? ”

Zhou Fengchen came to his senses and asked, "Is it really as big as a basketball?"

Monk Yuanzhi rubbed his nose, "It's a bit exaggerated, but it's not far off." ”

Zhou Fengchen laughed dryly: "After you hypnotized, have you rubbed it?"

Yuanzhi monk Lang smiled, "That's a must, it sprayed my face with milk, I tasted it, and my mother lost a little sugar." ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan glanced at each other, and laughed strangely, "This is the same as the real one." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The three of them chatted and walked, and they didn't feel tired, and they walked for more than ten miles unconsciously, surrounded by an unchanged old forest, black cloth in the middle of winter, and the wind whined and whined, which was strange and frightening.

But the three of them are all masters of Buddhism and Taoism, and they don't know it, and then they talked about their life ideals from women.

Zhang Shisan said solemnly: "My ideals are a bit much, first of all, let Shangguan Xianyun be my girlfriend, bully me, and protect me, secondly, I want to be the heavenly master of Longhu Mountain, and dives a female disciple if I have nothing to do, and then embezzle incense money, drive Mercedes-Benz and BMW, eat barbecue and visit kilns every day."

"Old Zhang is real!" Monk Yuanzhi gave a thumbs up and said: "My ideal is much more decent than you, first of all, I want money, a lot of money, at least 1.8 million to make a foundation, and then ...... Gambling prostitutes every day, the money is spent, and then a lot of money, and then prostitution and gambling, ah! Life is so good. ”

"Decent hammer, hahaha......" Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan laughed strangely.

After finishing the matter, Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi looked at Zhou Fengchen together, "What is your ideal?" ”

Zhou Fengchen rubbed his nose, and wanted to talk nonsense like them, but he really couldn't pull it, sighed and said: "I don't have such a high-level consciousness as you, the first time I asked my ideal person, is the head teacher of the third grade of primary school, I said that I want to be a Taoist master when I grow up, exorcise ghosts and demons, the head teacher slapped me, saying that it is feudal superstition, do you understand how to be a scientist and a writer when you grow up?"

Later, my dad asked me again, I learned to be obedient, said I wanted to be a scientist, but I was beaten again, my dad said that you are a scientist who makes balls, and there are fewer scientists like you?

My ideals were shattered! I don't have any ideals at all, if I have to say that there is...... I want to go back in time, I want to live with my dad, I miss him. ”

After speaking, he didn't say a word, just walked forward with his head bored.

Zhang Shisan and Monk Yuanzhi looked at each other, hurriedly followed, and were about to speak, when Zhou Fengchen suddenly "shh

I saw a few flashlights lit on the hill, and there were vaguely seven or eight men digging something, digging in a hurry.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them looked curious, what are these people doing? Creeping closer, lying behind a pile of grass and looking ahead.

I found that those people were digging a grave, and the soil was very sticky, so it was difficult to dig, and it was difficult to look at.

Zhou Fengchen waved his hand, meaning let's go, there's nothing to see.

The Yuan Zhi monk whispered, "Have you ever heard of tomb robbers?"

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan lowered their voices and asked, "What do you mean?"

The Yuan Zhi monk said, "Aren't these people digging for gold and silver treasures? This is a dead man's wealth, lack of morality, let's eat black and black, it's not too much, right? ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "It's boring." ”

Zhang Shisan became interested, "Wait and see, the house where the corpse is driven is there, and I can't run away, I'm curious about what can be dug up in this grave." ”

Zhou Fengchen was out of options, "Then wait and see." ”

The three of them crouched motionless, staring with their necks stretched.

The group dug for twenty minutes, and finally dug up the coffin, so they stopped digging, three men turned on flashlights, and the other four men went to lift the coffin lid.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were all more excited than them, and when they dug up the gold and silver treasures, they robbed them, which was so exciting.

Click!

Bang!

The coffin board was lifted, and seven or eight men stretched out their heads to look inside, and then with a strange cry of "ah", they dispersed in a hurry.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were stunned, what do you mean?

Squeak –

There was a screeching grinding sound in the coffin, and soon a figure stood upright.

Looking at the flashlight thrown down by the group, I saw that the person standing up in the coffin was wearing a shabby Qing Dynasty official uniform, with a rotten top flower feather stuck on his head, a shriveled face like bronze covered with green hair, and a pair of red eyes dripping and spinning.

"Damn!" Zhang 13 scolded: "Green-haired zombie?"

Zhou Fengchen frowned and said, "That group of people is crazy?"

Zhang 13 "shh This thing smells so bad! There's no need for us to it at night! ”

The three of them immediately held their breath.

The green-haired zombie bounced around in the coffin, let out a strange "oh oh" scream, and then jumped out of the coffin and chased after the fleeing group.

Only then did Zhou Fengchen let go of his hand, got up and ran to the hill, and looked into the coffin together.

There was nothing in it, and the coffin was almost rotten.

Zhou Fengchen frowned and said, "This group of people dug graves at night, and a zombie jumped out of the coffin when it was over, why does this feel so strange?"

Zhang Shisan squatted down and touched the interface between the coffin lid and the coffin body, and said: "It's quite strange, the interface between the coffin body and the coffin lid is very clean, and there are no rotten wood chips and soil, which means that it is not the first time to open it."

Saying that, the two looked at each other, both a little confused.

"What do I think......" Monk Yuanzhi suddenly scratched his scalp and said, "One of the men who just dug the grave is the same passerby who showed us the way in the town."

I can't write anymore! That's it for a day, I'm dying!

(End of chapter)