The fat monk waved his hand modestly, "It's just nonsense, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!" ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan teased, "You're polite, isn't it?" The little limerick is as real as it is! ”

Of course, these three people are Monk Yuanzhi, Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan, the three of them looked for copper coins to find the car, and then quietly followed Wang Cunhu.

If you want people to help, you must help people first, and after some inspection, Zhang Shisan immediately concluded that there was a hidden disease in this goods.

The so-called blessings and misfortunes of the human body are floating on the surface, and the wine-colored wealth and power are lost at a glance, Wang Cunhu has obscure roots and dark complexion, and at first glance it is the appearance of yin and yang, plus there is a sad face between the eyebrows, and eighty percent of the words are not good.

The three of them prescribed the right medicine, and Zhang Shisan prepared the exclusive aphrodisiac prescription of Longhu Mountain, and then the Yuan Zhi monk set it.

Monk Yuanzhi said: "I'm afraid that your medicine won't work well!"

Zhang Shisan sneered, "It's not blowing with you, this recipe is called nine yuan to send child powder, the eunuch can drink it and dry wood in spring, not to mention that he is a man who is less than fifty years old, look at you guys, he will have to come to us like a dog later!" ”

"This is!"

Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi pouted, "Let's go to the teahouse first and wait." ”

The words are divided into two ends.

Wang Cunhu hurriedly returned upstairs, Xiao Mi was sad, and ignored him when he came back.

Wang Cunhu gritted his teeth, ran to the kitchen and took out a cup, poured the medicinal powder into it, then washed it with boiling water, stirred the chopsticks thoroughly, and then bowed three times with his palms together, and finally drank it with trembling hands.

It's all about anxious waiting.

After a few minutes, a burning sensation slowly went straight from the stomach and spleen to the heart, and then spread from the heart to the lower stomach, and then it seemed to break something, and the second brother flew into the sky, hard as iron.

"Waha......"

He looked up to the sky and laughed, went straight to the bedroom, looked at Xiaomi, and yelled excitedly, "I have to let you call Ye today!" ”

Xiaomi was startled, "You—What are you doing?" ”

"What for?" Wang Cunhu pounced, "Come on, you will!" ”

……

For an hour and a half, Wang Cunhu looked at Xiao Mi, who was blushing and drunk to death next to him, lit a cigarette and took two puffs, with a trace of crystal tears in the corners of his eyes.

"So this is a real man!"

He got up, put on his clothes, hurried downstairs, and went straight to the small teahouse.

When I arrived at the place, I asked the waiter, and when I arrived at the door of a box, I took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

A strong voice came from inside, "Come in!" ”

Wang Cunhu pushed open the door and entered, not only the senior monk was there, but also two young people wearing strange Taoist robes were sitting next to him, and he couldn't help but be awe-struck and bowed deeply, "Thank you, master!" Good two immortals! ”

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all showed a hint of a smile, and the Yuan Zhi monk asked, "How is the effect?"

Wang Cunhu's eyes lit up, and he smiled, "That's pretty good!" ”

Monk Yuanzhi smiled: "That's good."

Wang Cun waited with tiger eyes, and when he saw that the monk had no follow-up, he gritted his teeth, "Please master give me a good cure for the root!" I give the master 100 million, no! Two hundred million! ”

Flower Rub –

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were all startled, and when they glanced at each other, they all saw the excitement and excitement in each other's eyes, or ...... That's it! How much is 200 million? Let's take it and go to Europe and Africa to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble?

But soon the mood calmed down again, the so-called cause and effect recklessness, if you really want to take this money, I am afraid that I will be struck by lightning, and there is no hope for further cultivation in this life.

Monk Yuan Zhi pretended to be angry, "What does the donor mean by this?" How can we, who are outside the world, be blinded and corrupted by such filth? ”

After saying that, I feel so tired.

Wang Cunhu said dryly: "That ......"

Zhang 13 waved his hand, "This is a small way, you are just destined for us, and it is a coincidence!" We're going to England High School to have fun, can you do it? ”

Wang Cunhu breathed a sigh of relief, "The British Middle School was run by me and a few friends, and the three immortals went to have a piece of cake, but ...... How long do you want to play? ”

Zhou Fengchen thought for a while, "It will take a few days." ”

Investigate first, remove the chaos that may appear in the middle, and finally arrest it, it will take a few days, after all, the other party is a ghost general of four or five grades, and there are two, which should not be underestimated.

When Wang Cunhu heard this, his face turned pale, and he said: "Don't hide it from the three immortal chiefs, if you go to visit, it's no problem, if it takes a few days, it won't be easy, because there are three other shareholders, there are principals, teachers, and the students are all city leaders, celebrities, and even the children of the big names in the province, there is no good reason, and it is difficult to explain if idlers go in."

The Yuan Zhi monk spread his hands, "Then there is no need to play!" ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan also closed their eyes and went to meditate.

Wang Cunhu thought for a while and asked carefully: "The three immortal elders must know astronomy and geography, right?"

Monk Yuanzhi didn't know what he meant by asking, so he laughed, "Of course!" ”

Wang Cunhu said: "Why don't the three immortal elders go to be teachers for a few days?" You can play as much as you want, and the school is short of teachers. ”

"What?" Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were a little confused.

Wang Cunhu repeated, "To be a teacher for a few days, you can play as much as you want, anyway, students don't like to learn, it's okay to teach or not, okay?" ”

Zhang 13 Yile, "That's done!" ”

Zhou Fengchen kicked him: Hehe.

Monk Yuanzhi's face turned red, "Besides the teacher, what about other positions?" ”

"Or ...... Security guard? ”

……

After discussing properly, Zhang Shisan left a good cure for the root cause, Wang Cunhu put it away like a baby, wrote down the names of the three people, and rushed to the school to go through the entry procedures of the three people.

The three of them went out of the teahouse and found a restaurant for dinner, and the monk Yuanzhi was still indignant, "What a bad idea!" ”

Zhang Shisanle smiled, "I'm a good teacher, go in and have fun!" What are you afraid of as a security guard? Ah Chen didn't speak! ”

Zhou Fengchen glared at him, "I don't know what to say, be a teacher?" What level of education do you have? ”

Zhang Shisan smiled proudly, "Erben, it's no problem to teach high school physics!" ”

Zhou Fengchen scratched his head, "I'll rely on ...... Do I teach languages? ”

Zhang Shisan patted him on the shoulder, "What are you afraid of in the language, you know so many Taoist scriptures that are condescending, and you are still afraid of a few articles?" What does it mean not to parse it? ”

Zhou Fengchen thought for a while, "That's it...... It's no problem, it feels like it's fun, in fact, I wanted to be a teacher when I was a child, and the students don't know how to ask, so they will be beaten when they are caught, how energetic? ”

"Hahaha......" The two of them laughed, and they both felt excited, even more anticipating than catching two old ghosts.

The main thing is fun!

After eating, the three of them found a hotel and opened a room, and discussed how to deal with the teacher and how to deal with the disobedient students for half a night.

According to the agreement, the three of them scored and went away, and the monk Yuanzhi would go to the school early tomorrow morning to work as a security guard, Zhang Shisan at ten o'clock in the morning, and Zhou Fengchen at half past one in the afternoon.

……

The next day, Zhou Fengchen went to the city to get a handsome haircut, and then bought a suit, casual clothes, sneakers, a briefcase, and looked in the mirror, OK! Reliable!

At one o'clock in the afternoon, I took a taxi and went straight to the school gate, parked next to the sign, opened the car door and went down, and my mood began to get excited.

What should I say later?

Hello Mr. Zhou!

Hey hey, hello guys!

Ahem......

I was thinking about it, and I accidentally bumped into someone, and I was in a hurry...... Books fell to the ground.

When I looked up, there were three seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls, wearing dresses and school uniforms, dressed very pure and beautiful.

The three girls looked at him in the wrong way, especially the short-haired and big-eyed girl who was knocked off the book, gritted her teeth, "Hooligans!" Apologize to me! ”

(End of chapter)