Chapter 36: Girlfriend
"What? Don't you want to? β
Seeing that Lin Tianyou's face was very entangled, Zi Yuan's face suddenly became even colder, and it almost made this room freeze.
"It's not that you don't want to, but it's impossible, you're a zombie, and I'm a ghost hunter, one of us is good and the other is evil, is it possible to walk together?"
Lin Tianyou said speechlessly.
"Since you can't be together, then you can kill me, anyway, I've been a zombie for more than 2,000 years, I'm tired of it, and it's a kind of happiness to be able to die, if you don't want to do it, then I'll go outside and suck the blood of living people, I will do what I say."
As she spoke, Azusa revealed her zombie teeth, showing her determination at the moment.
"Why do you bother? The living people outside didn't provoke you. β
Lin Tianyou felt a headache, if this beauty was not a zombie, how good it would be.
"I'll just ask you one thing, have you touched it here?"
Ziyuan pointed to his chest and said in a deep voice.
"Uh...... I touched ......" Lin Tianyou's face turned red, and his eyes didn't dare to look at Ziyuan again.
"I have been a zombie for more than 2,000 years, but I have one thing that I have not forgotten, that is, my mother once told me that a woman's breasts can only be touched by her real man, since you touch it, you can only be my man, otherwise only death can solve the problem, you choose one."
Ziyuan's tone is extremely firm, after all, she is a zombie in the Warring States Period, and her thinking is not as open as that of modern women.
"Well, blame me for owing it."
Lin Tianyou let out a long sigh, and then his expression became serious: "I, Lin Tianyou, have always adhered to my own principles in doing things, since I have eaten your tofu, then I will definitely be responsible to the end, from today onwards, I will work hard to support you like a real man, and I will also treat you as my girlfriend and slowly get to know you." β
"Are you sincere?" Zi Yuan stared at Lin Tianyou's eyes and asked.
"Yes, my heart is true!" Lin Tianyou nodded heavily.
That being said, he actually still has some regrets in his heart.
Originally, he came down the mountain to soak the girls in the city, but the girls in the city didn't get to soak yet, but they soaked a female zombie in ancient times first, which really made people laugh and cry.
"Chen Xinwen still owes me a touch, Wang Bingxian still owes me a date, even the little dye I want to pursue, now I can only think about it, I can't take action anymore, I really want to cry."
Lin Tianyou felt a great loss in his heart, because he had a girlfriend, he couldn't flirt with his sister like that anymore.
It doesn't matter if this girlfriend is a person, but she's a zombie, and in the exorcism industry, he's heard too many ghost and shemale loves, and those relationships sound beautiful, but they all end in tragedy.
Lin Tianyou didn't want to end in tragedy himself, so he felt a little annoyed.
Just as he was thinking about his thoughts, suddenly there was a softness in his neck.
It turned out that Zi Yuan's hand stretched out and put it on Lin Tianyou's neck.
The hand was very white and tender, and when it was put on his body like this, Lin Tianyou's heart suddenly beat faster.
"What are youβwhat are you going to do?"
You must know that Lin Tianyou is only wearing a pair of boxers now, and being teased by a female zombie with such ambiguous actions is a very dangerous behavior.
"According to the custom of my hometown, you are my man now, and you need to kiss me."
Zi Yuan said as he leaned closer to Lin Tianyou.
"Kiss, kiss, kiss?"
Lin Tianyou's head is a little cloudy, Ziyuan's face is very beautiful, his mouth is also very beautiful, and even the two zombie teeth have a strange beauty, but if you really want to kiss your mouth, the speed of development is too fast.
"If you don't kiss me, do you dislike me?"
Azusa seemed to be very sensitive, and her soft arms immediately became cold with her voice.
Now Lin Tianyou will no longer feel electrocuted and numb, but he feels as if there is a piece of ice on his neck, and he is about to shiver from the cold.
"Can't I kiss it, but, before kissing, can you put away the zombie teeth first, I look at the infiltrating people."
Lin Tianyou looked at Zi Yuan's two zombie teeth that were as sharp as daggers, and said in horror.
When Ziyuan heard this, he was silent for a while, and then took his hand back.
"I'm a zombie now, and the customs of my hometown don't have to be followed for a long time, so forget it."
Maybe Zi Yuan's appearance was a little sad, which made Lin Tianyou a little uncomfortable.
He took the initiative to step forward and said, "What's wrong with zombies, they haven't changed from people?" It's okay, dear! I don't care so much! β
After speaking, Lin Tianyou pursed his lips, closed his eyes, and looked like he was waiting for a kiss.
Zi Yuan's phoenix eyes kept looking at Lin Tianyou's face, and she could be sure that Lin Tianyou was not pretentious, but really wanted to kiss her.
At that moment, there was a slight trace of dissolution on her cold face, and she said, "Let's kiss later, I just sucked human blood before I came, and I haven't rinsed my mouth yet." β
"Uh...... That's the case, that's really a pity......" Lin Tianyou said with regret.
Lin Tianyou is a very adaptable person, at the beginning, he felt that there was a female zombie as a lover, which was not very good, because the ending must be a tragedy.
But soon, he changed his mind.
The reason is that even if his girlfriend is not a zombie, in the end his ending is still a tragedy.
Because God is thinking about destroying him with heavenly thunder all the time, so for Lin Tianyou, he is jealous of God anyway, so what does it matter if he has another zombie girlfriend?
Maybe the tragedy won't happen in the end? It's all possible.
I chatted with Ziyuan at home for a long time.
Lin Tianyou found that Ziyuan was actually a very traditional woman, and her gentleness and thoughtfulness could be seen in her words and deeds.
As for the feeling that she will give people such a cold feeling now, it is also because she has been a zombie for too long, lonely and has been looked at strangely by others.
At night, Lin Tianyou was a little worried, because Ziyuan didn't seem to plan to leave, but wanted to live with him.
This has just become a lover, and is it going to live a cohabitation life without shame?
Although Lin Tianyou is looking forward to such a life, he is still a little embarrassed.
"Otherwise, you better go home first, after all, our relationship is developing too fast, it's a bit like a dream, let's talk about it slowly."
Lin Tianyou proposed.
"I'm a zombie and don't have a home, you don't like me to stay, do you?" Zi Yuan replied expressionlessly, but Lin Tianyou could hear it, and there was some unhappiness in her tone.
"Okay then, you stay, I'll let you sleep in the bed, I'll sleep on the floor."
Lin Tianyou finally compromised and agreed to stay here.
"No, let's sleep together, I don't want my man to sleep on the floor."
One...... Sleep together!
Lin Tianyou almost sprayed a nosebleed, this girlfriend is a little too exciting.