Monk Yuanzhi looked at it and laughed, "Brother, you are moldy enough!" Such a high level of kung fu didn't even dodge. ”

"Laugh ass!" Zhou Fengchen felt very embarrassed, "I didn't want to hide, otherwise if I changed today, anyone who was caught would be choked." ”

Monk Yuanzhi stopped laughing and said, "But, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave for a while, so what should I do with the one in Mi Po's house?"

Zhou Fengchen thought for a while, took out a string of talismans from his arms and handed it to him: "I have to deal with this old lady, you go and ask Mi Po's house to see if the little girl is there, seal the surroundings first to prevent her from running away, and wait for me to come over."

"Alright, you need to hurry!" Monk Yuanzhi nodded, pulled the frightened Mi Po and Ge Jiaying to leave in a hurry.

At this time, a group of people wearing linen and filial piety looked over from a distance, and saw that the old lady grabbed a person and didn't move, and that person seemed to be fine, so they approached cautiously and fearfully.

When a few filial sons and grandsons in the mourning shed who were not frightened saw this situation, they screamed a few times, cried and pounced, "Mom! ”

"Grandma!"

When the crowd that came over not far away, they also cried.

It's quite exciting to cry, but when I got to the front, no one dared to step forward.

An old man in his sixties wiped his tears, looked at the old lady, and then at Zhou Fengchen, and asked carefully, "Young man, are you, are you okay?"

Zhou Fengchen grimaced, "It's enough!" ”

The old man smashed his mouth and asked, "What about ...... You can help me see if my mom is alive or ......"

Zhou Fengchen pretended to bow his head, "Dead, not alive!" ”

"Oops!" The faces of a group of people changed drastically, and they were so anxious that they stomped their feet, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "What's the matter, I've cheated the corpse, unless I saw off my legs, I can't move, go find a master who knows how to do it!"

"Corpse!?"

A group of people looked at each other, frightened and flustered.

The old man cried with a sad face, "This, where can I find the master at this time?" ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "How about I help you find one?"

The old man was stunned, "Yes, where can I find it?" ”

Zhou Fengchen pointed to his nose, "Me! I'm the master! ”

"You ......," the old man and the group were also dizzy, "that ...... Hurry up and do it! ”

"You asked me to do this, huh? Don't count me as nosy! ”

Zhou Fengchen nodded, took out a talisman from his arms, shook it from side to side, read a word, lowered his body and slapped it on the head of the old lady's corpse, and shouted, "Open!" ”

The old lady's hands like iron hoops were instantly released, and the moment they were released, her body couldn't help but tremble.

"Ahh A group of people hurriedly retreated in fright.

Fortunately, the old lady's body soon moved again.

There was a young one in the crowd, looking at the old lady's eyebrows, and then at Zhou Fengchen, and muttered in a low voice, "He is really Mr. Yin and Yang!" It's the same as on TV. ”

Someone hurriedly reprimanded: "Don't talk!"

The old man stepped forward with a bitter face at this time and asked Zhou Fengchen: "Sir, what ...... So what's next? ”

Zhou Fengchen pointed to the spirit shed, "Everyone go to the spirit shed from here, kneel in two rows, and don't move the old lady's body." ”

"Hey! Good! The old man hurriedly ordered to go down, and soon almost everyone knelt down, from the intersection to the mourning shed, kneeling neatly in two rows.

Zhou Fengchen slowly walked into the mourning shed with his hands behind his back, and a group of fainted women also woke up at this time, and let go of them in fear, kneeling and not daring to raise their heads.

"Woohoo—"

Zhou Fengchen shouted, took out a talisman from his arms, slapped it on the head of the red wooden bed, and shouted in his mouth: "The soul has returned, and the descendants bow down!"

When all the kneeling people heard this, they hurriedly lay on the ground and kowtowed.

Zhou Fengchen stretched out his hand and pointed, "Return!" ”

A magical scene happened, the corpse of the old lady in the distance stood up "poof", and then jumped and jumped, like a zombie in the TV series, and jumped to the spirit shed.

Don't mention the trembling horror of the people kneeling along the road.

When they jumped to the spirit shed, a group of women flashed to the side with an "ah", and lay on the ground tightly, their bodies trembling, and they cried quietly, and they didn't know whether they were sad or frightened.

When the old lady was lying on the bed obediently, Zhou Fengchen said loudly: "It's okay!"

A group of people cautiously raised their heads, and when they saw that there was no terrifying picture, they quietly approached.

Then the old man took the lead, and a group of people knelt in front of the mourning tent, crying and asking, "Sir, what's wrong with my mother?"

Zhou Fengchen said what he asked Mi Po before, and he didn't mention that the tanuki couldn't jump over the corpse, so he coughed and said, "Then I have to ask your mother!"

The old man hurriedly said, "Then please ask."

Zhou Fengchen lowered his head and pretended to ask the old lady's corpse, "Old lady, why are you cheating?" ”

After speaking, he pretended to listen attentively, and after that, he straightened up and scolded: "You bastards, what kind of filial sons and grandsons are you pretending to be? Yes? The old man worked hard to raise you, but what kind of life did you live in the past few years when you died? Can your conscience be at ease? The old lady can't get out of one breath, just a corpse, what did she say to me just now, do you know? said that he was afraid that which little grandson would catch a cold, and he would have to worry about his children and grandchildren when he died! You bastards ...... you say."

This is pure nonsense, I lost the money last night, I can't find it, I hold my breath in my heart, and it's fun to find someone to scold, and these people should also be scolded.

"Woo woo woo ......"

The group of people who listened to Baba really cried at this time, and several sons even almost fainted from crying, slapping themselves in the face, scolding themselves for not being human, and they didn't know that they were afraid, so they crawled over and hugged the old lady's corpse, and shouted: "You strangle your son, your son is not filial......"

Zhou Fengchen felt that it was almost over, pinched his handprint and slapped it on the talisman in the center of the old lady's corpse's eyebrows, took away the last trace of yin qi, and said: "Okay, the old lady is angry, go to the underworld, there will be no more accidents."

The sons naturally believed it and thanked them, "Thank you, sir!" Thank you sir! ”

Zhou Fengchen waved his hand: "Don't thank you!" 20,000 yuan! ”

A group of people were stunned, and the eldest son quickly got up, "Yes, yes." Then he turned around and said, "The second, third, fourth, five thousand per person, hurry up."

"Good, good!"

Okay, the four brothers made up 5,000 and handed it over respectfully.

Zhou Fengchen took the money, said in his heart that it was good, lost more than 70,000 yuan, and came back 20,000 yuan, and then waved his hand and walked out of the spiritual shed in a group of people's thousands of thanks.

Almost half an hour had passed, and out of the range of this funeral family, he ran towards Wen Mi Po's house in the direction of his memory.

I searched around the bush for more than ten minutes before I found the right place, but I was stunned at first glance.

There was no light in the room, the courtyard was dark, and there were talismans on the walls and gates outside, but the Yuan Zhi monk and Ge Jiaying were not there, and the surroundings were quiet and terrible, only the clothes drying by the old well in the courtyard swayed gently in the wind, making a slight rustling sound.

And maybe because of the professional relationship, there is not even a neighbor in the Mi Po family, and the neighborhood is also dark and silent, without the slightest human voice, and a strange atmosphere arises spontaneously.

Zhou Fengchen had a bad premonition, pushed down the door, the inside was not locked, and it opened as soon as he pushed it, he walked in cautiously, and when he arrived at the door, he pushed open a crack and looked inside, and couldn't help but be startled.

Facing the skylight, I saw two people hanging from the beams, sticking out their tongues, dripping and spinning.

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