In the cave space, the kerosene lamp exudes a dim yellow light, and not far away, next to the one-person-high stalactite, Li Erjia and his uncle Huang Shigong are shouting slogans blindly, dancing and dancing like crazy...... It's so ugly, so ugly that people want to beat them!

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them opened their mouths wide, and it took a long time to close.

The Yuan Zhi monk asked dryly, "What do you mean?"

Zhang Shisan said with a serious face: "Masters outside the world generally have some quirks, this Huang Shigong's refining natal magic weapon is a must, but he likes to dance awkwardly, this thing ...... We have to be respectful, and we ask people to do things, and it's best to follow the local customs, so ......"

The three of them looked at each other, then ......

Zhang Shisan roared angrily, "Kang is busy with the north nose!" ”

Pose for the "old lady rice planting style" to join the past, writhing wildly.

The Yuanzhi monk showed excitement in his eyes and shouted, "Come dead dog!" ”

The whole "hula hoop out of thin air" stepped forward, the big belly was undulating, and the big head was like a sheep's madness.

Zhou Fengchen took a deep breath and shouted blindly: "Ma Ennaimu has a trace of Li Lei!"

When the foot reached the front, he threw out the "wild dog peeing Yangge style".

For a while, the five people twisted into a ball, and the scene was very spectacular, like a group of demons dancing.

Weiyang carried a kerosene lamp, and his face showed a rare trace of shock and ...... "despair"!

At some point, the big earth dog turned into a half-human and half-dog shape again, with his mouth open, and he flowed all over the ground, smashing his mouth for a while, "I really want to sweep them to death with a human machine gun!" ”

Weiyang nodded subconsciously.

The big earth dog rolled his eyes and said, "Little girl, how did you endure it when you have been following them?"

Weiyang said dryly: "Endure it, endure it, and get used to it."

The big earth dog coughed, "Or...... You follow me, let's sneak away, you can spend whatever you want to make money, how about it? ”

Weiyang glanced at him with a smile, "Are you sure?" ”

The big earth dog stared at it fiercely, its body trembled slightly, as if it had discovered something terrible, and with a wail, it turned into a small earth dog, flattering towards Weiyang's upper shoes.

However, before he could rub it, he was shocked and flew out, like a broken brick, and it took a long time to get up, and he ran back with a hum, lying on the side pitifully, looking at Weiyang carefully.

Here, Zhou Fengchen and the five of them had already jumped to the white heat, and finally stopped under Huang Shigong's posture of "rooster climbing hen".

The five of them made their own moves, staring at each other with big eyes.

Huang Shigong lifted the big pants that fell down, and looked at Zhou Fengchen and the others, "Accept!" ”

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them clenched their fists fiercely and said proudly: "You're welcome!"

Huang Shigong's face became serious, and he waved his hand, "Get out!" ”

As he spoke, he lay down again, changing to the same as when he saw it.

"Uh......" Zhou Fengchen and the three of them looked confused, we were still dancing friends just now, and we had a lot of fun, how can we say that we will turn our faces? hurriedly looked at Li Erjia.

Li Erjia stubbornly leaned forward, with a flattering smile on his face, "Lao Huang, look, my three friends......"

Huang Shigong glanced at him coldly, "How old are you?" Which green onion is your friend? ”

Li Erjia smiled bitterly, "Lao Huang, I am your nephew and your adopted son." ”

Huang Shigong closed his eyes, "The adopted son and nephew are farts, and they can't be eaten!" Get lost! ”

The old scolding is simply scolding.

Li Erjia was so embarrassed, he looked back at Zhou Fengchen and the others with a bitter face.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them glanced at each other, Zhang Shisan rushed forward and pointed at Huang Shigong's nose, "You old miscellaneous hair, why are you so arrogant?" ”

Huang Shigong jumped up, with an excited light on his face, and pointed at Zhang Shisan, "Hey, hey! Want to quarrel? Just like a bear, your eyes are slitted, do you know that you look ugly? ”

Zhang 13 was stunned, "Are you proud of your eyes?" You're strong! Wearing big pants and looking like an old rascal, I don't even want to talk about you. ”

Huang Shigong patted his big pants, "The forty-year-old widow of Xiongjiling sewed it by herself, the only one in the world, and it still smells of commotion on it, do you know the goods with your broken eyes?" ”

"it!" Zhang Shisan looked at Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi pleadingly.

Monk Yuanzhi immediately stepped forward and pointed at Huang Shigong, "You are an old widow, sleeping in a broken dog hole, and dragging it like 2580000, who gave you the courage?" ”

Zhou Fengchen also scolded: "Thin like a biscuit, are you malnourished?" Isn't it time for you to take a calcium supplement? How many days have you not taken a shower, and you have maggots on your body, right? ”

Huang Shigong smiled proudly "majestically and fearlessly", "You three are cross-eyed, rotten corners, have abscesses on your head, boils on your cheeks, walk lame, look at people's squints, hold a big watermelon and lose your teeth, go out to see a widow, you were stabbed into the manure tank with a broom, your mouth is grinning, and you choke on your stomach!" ”

Zhou Fengchen and the three finally understood that this old thing not only likes to refine magic weapons, but also dances and quarrels awkwardly, what the hell is wrong with this? But we can't admit defeat, otherwise our "Three Masters of Buddhism" will lose face.

So, three-on-one scolding, from the three emperors and five emperors scolding to the widow next door's dirty pants falling into your rice pot, it's nonsense anyway.

Li Erjia was embarrassed to listen to it next to him.

The earth dog was stunned.

Weiyang was stunned, feeling that his head was buzzing.

I don't know how long it took, the four of them were arguing with red faces and thick noses, and finally stopped tiredly.

Huang Shigong smiled arrogantly, "Ignorant junior! ”

"Ignorant of your uncle!"

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were so angry, they directly pressed Li Erjia down, one strangled his neck, one held a knife, and the other hugged his waist, "Don't come here!" This is your adopted son, let's kill him, and no one will cry after you die! ”

Li Erjia was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, hey, my own people, three big brothers!"

Zhou Fengchen scolded: "I don't care, if he dares to come over, I will kill you!"

Li Erjia obediently closed his mouth.

Huang Shigong on the other side blinked, "Why bother? I just don't go there! ”

"That's not going to work either!" Zhang Shisan's hand was forced, and Li Erjia, who was strangled, rolled his eyes.

Huang Shigong shook his head, "What are you grandma here for?" ”

Zhou Fengchen and the four of them glanced at each other, stunned, yes! Let's come to the old man to refine the natal magic weapon.

Several people hurriedly let go, tidied up their clothes, and Zhang Shisan bowed and saluted, "The juniors Zhang Shisan of Longhu Mountain and Zhou Fengchen of Dayan Sect are here to ask for two natal magic weapons like their predecessors!" ”

Huang Shigong smiled, "Why did I say it, it's just a natal magic weapon, wait." ”

He turned around and went inside the cave.

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan glanced at each other, and they both felt incredible, so easy? Then they all rubbed their hands together excitedly.

Soon Huang Shigong went and returned, holding a big box, and threw it on the ground with a "bang", a bold mess, "Just pick!" ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan trembled with excitement, hurriedly squatted on the ground, opened the box, and saw that inside was a box of strange and unique gadgets in Mandeng, including daggers, knives, gourds, dust, iron pillars, combs, hooks, and so on.

The two rummaged for a while, their faces instantly drooped, and Zhang Shisan raised his head, "Uncle, what kind of are you?" ”

Huang Shigong blinked, "Natal magic weapon, take two pieces for one person and play with them!" ”

Zhou Fengchen stood up and said, "We want the best, otherworldly, you are all garbage and defective goods, it's not interesting, right?"

Huang Shigong jumped like thunder, "Do you dare to say that Lao Tzu is rubbish?" Can you tell me about it? ”

Zhang Shisan sighed and said: "In order to find you, we have traveled through mountains and rivers, weathered the wind and rain, and gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to get here, just to get two awesome things, what are you ...... Defective products, we can't look at them. ”

"Don't forget it!" Huang Shi snorted angrily and hugged the box, and then crooked on the ground and pretended to sleep.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them didn't know what to do, so they were in a daze.

After a while, Huang Shigong opened his eyes, "Help me handle the matter of Widow Li on Hongqiao Street in Qingwen County in the north, it can be regarded as a transaction between us, and I will polish the embryos for you!" ”

(End of chapter)