Chapter Fifty-Six: Counting the Money and Counting to the Cramps in the Hands
"Oh my God, the tuition fee for school is 500,000, where can I find this million!?" Xiao Fei leaned back, touched his forehead with his hand, and said resentfully.
"Isn't it half a million? How did it become a million again? Lan Yudie said suspiciously.
Belch! Xiao Fei was a little embarrassed. He had no concept of numbers, thinking that half a million was astronomical and one million was astronomical. Even the numbers seem to be the same. In short, it's all outrageous, and they can't be taken out by themselves.
"It seems that your math level needs to be improved!" Lan Yudie said.
"Just like you, even if you give you a lot of money, it is estimated that you will be deceived by others in two or three days." Lin Xiaowu also said, "And what's even more ridiculous is that you are extremely greedy for money, constantly looking for opportunities to collect all kinds of fees from us." Do you say you can keep the money you worked so hard to collect? ”
"And it's two hundred and three hundred ......at a time," Lan Yudie said disdainfully, "Then now I ask you, how much money do you have in your pocket now?" ”
"Well, I really don't know." Xiao Fei said, "I'll count first." ”
After speaking, Xiao Fei took his cloth bag in his hand and poured it to the ground. In an instant, banknotes covered the floor.
Among these banknotes, there are only a dozen red bills of one hundred yuan. There were also a few pieces of change of two dollars in pieces, which he had used to be leftover. He had taken it from the merit box before, and he thought he had used it up.
"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred......" Xiao Fei crawled on the ground and began to count them one by one.
That's a lot of money! Looking at the bills, his saliva flowed out. And how do these brand-new banknotes feel so comfortable to the touch? At this time, all he had in his eyes was money, and he felt that he had a lot of money.
"Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand, one thousand one hundred...... Oh my God, I've got more than a thousand! Xiao Fei said excitedly. Then he picked up the change and began to count, "One thousand one hundred and one, one thousand one hundred and two......"
Lin Xiaowu and Lan Yudie glanced at each other and were directly speechless. In their eyes, this little monk is simply a second goods, and he is not an ordinary second.
"More than a thousand, is it really a lot?" After a while, Lan Yudie finally couldn't help but ask. Hearing Xiao Fei counting the money there, she felt bored.
"Of course it's a lot." Xiao Fei said, "In Lingjue Temple, do you know how much my incense money is for a month? One hundred and five is a block! If I don't know that firewood and rice are expensive, I have to calculate every point to keep the incense in front of the Buddha unextinguished. ”
Xiao Fei seemed to remember his life in Lingjue Temple, and complained to her, "And the master doesn't care about those mundane things, and I have to worry about everything in Lingjue Temple." He made me abbot when I was eight years old, and it seems that he had premeditated it......"
"Hey, how many have I counted?" Xiao Fei scratched his bare head and asked suspiciously. As soon as Lan Yudie was interrupted just now, he forgot how many he had counted, "No, I have to count again." ”
"Oh my God!" Hearing him ask how many he had counted, Lan Yudie and Lin Xiaowu knew that something was going to happen, and looked up to the sky and sighed.
"One hundred, two hundred......" Sure enough, Xiao Fei threw all the money on the ground and began to count it again.
"I remember you counted the whole number of one hundred and hundred, and now you just have to count the change." Lin Xiaowu couldn't look at it and gave him a hint. The two of them didn't pay attention to how much the little monk had counted just now, but only remembered an integer.
"I don't know how much I have." Xiao Fei said.
"Stupid, you counted the change, just add the whole number!" Lan Yudie said.
"But I still think your argument is a bit unreliable." Xiao Fei said, "Only by counting one by one, my heart is steady." ”
"Yudie, don't bother him again, lest he lose again later." Lin Xiaowu said worriedly.
Hearing Lin Xiaowu's words, Lan Yudie hurriedly covered her mouth.
"One thousand one hundred and one, one thousand one hundred and two......" The voice kept ringing in the ears of the two of them. Xiao Fei was never tired of this, and his voice was full of joy, but to them, it felt like torture.
"One thousand one hundred and thirty-eight!" In the end, Xiao Fei finally counted the money and said excitedly.
Then he carefully put the money back into the cloth bag.
"Whew!" Hearing that he had finished counting, Lin Xiaowu and Lan Yudie breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Hey, two big beauties next to you, all you have in your eyes is money?" Lan Yudie said dissatisfiedly. Hearing that he had finished counting, Lan Yudie dared to speak
"Money, but it's a good thing!" Xiao Fei said, "With money, there will be incense, and you will be able to eat and go to school." ”
"Do you like us?" Blue Rain Butterfly blinked and asked.
"Of course, I like it." Xiao Fei said.
"Love money and lust, are you sure you are really a monk, and the four are empty?" Lin Xiaowu said.
"The little monk is not the four major empty." Xiao Fei said. Although he believes in Buddhism, he does not believe in other Buddhas, he believes in fighting to defeat Buddhas. Warlike by nature, and victorious in battle. And what he learned was also the great immortal recipe that Sun Wukong learned before, not the Buddhist exercises.
"Okay, let's not talk about that." Lin Xiaowu said, "You have 1,138 yuan now, do you know how much is still far from the tuition fee of 500,000 yuan?" ”
"I don't know." Xiao Fei said, "Anyway, it's a lot!" The thought of how many tuition fees are still behind makes him worried.
"What is 500,000 minus 1,138?" Lan Yudie blinked and asked him.
"I don't know." Xiao Fei replied again.
"At your level of math, you still want to go to our Tulip Middle School? Where did you go to primary school and what were your grades in secondary school? Lin Xiaowu scoffed.
"I didn't go to primary school, let alone secondary school. I only learned to read and write with the master, and I read some Buddhist scriptures. Xiao Fei replied, "But the master told me that after going to school, I only need to learn to read and write." After completing the study, I have to translate some Buddhist scriptures, so it is useless to study other sciences. ”
"Translating Buddhist scriptures? That's the original Buddhist scripture. Most of the original Buddhist scriptures were written in ancient Indian languages. This is not taught at all in middle school, and it seems that you have to go not only to middle school, but also to university, and then to a foreign Chinese college. Lin Xiaowu said.
"Just like him, still going to college and going to a foreign Chinese college?" Lan Yudie said disdainfully.
"Yes...... Is it so hard? Xiao Fei was directly speechless, it seems that the task assigned to him by the master is a long way to go.
"Fluttershy, come with me." At this time, Lin Xiaowu suddenly pulled Lan Yudie aside and wanted to whisper to her.