Chapter 402: Bloating

Zhang 13 complained: "Why do you want to stay at Li next year's house for dinner, eighty percent of his wife's family sells salt, which makes me miserable, and it is estimated that peeing is salt particles."

Zhou Fengchen said: "Are you embarrassed to say? That plate of wild boar is the one you eat the most, and I haven't even robbed you. ”

"I eat it like bacon." Zhang Shisan smashed his mouth, looked around and said, "I forgot to buy a drink in the town, so let's find some water to drink."

Zhou Fengchen stood up and looked at the small river not far away, and said, "It has just rained, the water in the river should be very clear, you go get some."

Zhang Shisan's eyes closed and he lay down, his head against the armpit of the Yuanzhi monk, "I'm not going, I'm lazy!" ”

Zhou Fengchen "leaned" and sat down, "If you don't pull it down, I'm lazy, I am nicknamed Mold Dust in my hometown Gejiaji in Shaanxi, and I can sit and never stand." ”

Zhu Ling looked funny, picked up a broken plastic bag, and said, "Why don't I go, can I take this?"

"Okay!" Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan spoke in unison.

Zhu Ling stepped on the mud and ran out, the river was half a man's deep thatch, down the river bank, no one could see.

Idle and bored, Zhou Fengchen asked Zhuwei, who was through the mud of the wheels, "Have you heard of General Ridge?" ”

Zhu Wei didn't raise his head, "I've heard of it, it's in the north of Huagu County, the Taoist chief inquired about what he was doing there, did he want to go there to do something?" ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "Something, what is this General Ridge?"

"Martial arts school!"

"What's that?"

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan were both a little confused, and asked: "General Ridge is such a place name, and when you hear it, it is a mountain, how can it be a martial arts school?"

Zhu Wei smiled: "It's a small hill, yes, there is a general temple on the mountain, it is said that a subordinate general of Chu overlord Xiang Yu was once stationed in Huagu County, very loving the people, and later in order to resist Han Xin's army to cover the overlord's withdrawal, he died in battle, the people in order to commemorate him, he built a temple on the hill, and the hill was called General Ridge, but now it is encircled by the Overlord Martial Arts School, when it comes to General Ridge, most of them go to the martial arts school."

Zhou Fengchen turned back to Zhang Shisan and said, "General Su Mo should be in the General's Temple, let's go to this martial arts school to investigate first."

"No problem!" Zhang Shisan agreed, looked at the river, and saw that Zhu Ling had not come back yet, and he was idle, so he asked casually: "Zhuwei, how many people are there in your Taoist temple?"

Zhu Wei said with a smile: "Nine people, the master is our ancestor Chongxu Daochang, below is my master and uncle, and finally our six brothers, we are all orphans, picked up since childhood."

Zhang Shisan listened curiously and asked, "No father and no mother?" How many girls like Zhu Ling are among your senior brothers? ”

Zhu Wei said: "Four, Zhu Ling is the senior sister, and there are three little girls below, who are in middle school and elementary school."

Zhang Shisan was speechless, "Male Taoist priests can also beat singles and be at ease, what will a girl like Zhu Ling do in the future?" Don't you get married? ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "Why are you asking this thing? There are both male and female disciples in the temple, so they won't solve it themselves? ”

Zhu Wei shook his head, his tone was a little sour, "Guan Nei doesn't solve it himself, Zhu Ling promised someone, is the son of the boss of the fertilizer factory in the county, that kid met a ghost when he was a child, and he didn't dare to sleep alone at night when he was in his twenties, the boss of the fertilizer factory gave us a lot of money in Taoism, and he had to ask Zhu Ling to be his daughter-in-law, saying that his son would not be afraid, the ancestor couldn't wipe his face, and went to see his son, and looked back and said that he grew well, and there will be a blessing after the catastrophe, it is worth entrusting, and the matter is settled." ”

Zhang Shisan rubbed his nose and asked, "Is this kind of arranged marriage Zhu Ling willing?"

Zhu Wei said indignantly: "Zhu Ling is filial, whatever the master says, it is what it is, and later she was very satisfied with the guy after seeing that guy a few times, and the two of them got along."

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan were both happy, "It's a little interesting." ”

As he spoke, Zhu Ling climbed up the river bank from the thatch, carrying an iron teapot in his hand, and said in front of the tricycle: "Coincidental! I met a fisherman, brought tea, was very enthusiastic, and brought it all. ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan, who cares whether it is for fishing or farming, snatched it and pointed it to the teapot spout, you take a bite, I take a bite.

Quenching your thirst is quenching your thirst, but it feels fishy and not very tasty.

The rest of Zhuwei and Zhuling were drunk, and after the teapot was delivered, the car could also be on the road.

The road ahead is a little better, the road is thatched, and there is not a lot of mud.

After running for more than ten miles, seeing that it was not far from Huagu County, Zhuwei, who was driving, suddenly swayed his body, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Zhou Fengchen looked strange and said, "Is it because the body's vitality has not recovered?" Or do you want to replace me. ”

As he spoke, he was about to take over the handlebar, but Zhu Wei fell down coldly, fell into the mud and rolled around, unconscious.

Zhou Fengchen hurriedly held on to the handlebar, and the car stopped dangerously by the wheat field ditch.

"Holy! What's going on? Zhang Shisan, who was sleeping in the carriage, got up.

"Who knows, eighty percent tired." Zhou Fengchen jumped out of the car and hugged Zhuwei, this hug didn't feel right, Zhuwei's belly was bulging, this was not like he hadn't recovered.

Zhang Shisan, who was in the carriage, poked his head out at this time, glanced at Zhuwei, and said, "What's wrong with them?" The bamboo spirit also fainted, as if it had been poisoned. ”

Zhou Fengchen stuffed Zhuwei into the carriage and looked at Zhuling, sure enough, the girl's face was pale, her forehead was full of beads of sweat, she leaned on the edge of the carriage, fainted, her belly was also bulging, and she couldn't help frowning and said, "Did you eat the wrong ......?"

As soon as I said this, my stomach suddenly became sore, and then there was an indescribable feeling of bloating and pain, and my belly slowly grew bigger.

Zhang Shisan "leaned" and patted his stomach, obviously feeling the same way.

The two glanced at each other, and instantly thought of the pot of tea with a strange taste, and the four of them were all poisoned, but their Taoist qigong was profound, and they felt it a little late.

Zhang 13 scolded: "Which fisherman is so lacking in morality? And poison in the water! ”

Zhou Fengchen ran the "Three Talents to Return to the Yuan Gong" to forcibly press down his stomach, and pulled out the Baipi knife with a "poof", "You watch here, I'll go back and take a look." ”

As he spoke, he cast "Wind Shadow Escape" and went straight to the place where he had just stopped and borrowed water.

Running all the way, the distance of more than ten miles is only a minute or two, jumping down from the river bank, looking at it, the width of this small river is three or four meters, the river is not bending, you can see a very far place, but both sides are empty, where are there fishermen?

He cursed a few words and looked a few miles back along the riverbank, but there was no one! Hop on the riverbank and look around, and there's still no one.

The ability of the wilderness to do this kind of lack of morality, the poisonous water is still so weird, I am afraid that it is not a person, he took out the compass and positioned the mantra to find evil, only to see the pointer turn clockwise twice and point to the south, motionless.

Searching for evil in counterclockwise and setting the direction clockwise means that the thing has gone.

At this time, my head was dizzy, my stomach was sore and swollen, and it seemed that there was a strand of breath that couldn't come out, and my belly slowly bulged, and I couldn't press it.

He had to go back the way he came, and when he got to the car, his stomach was already bulging like a blue ball, and the belly of Zhuwei and Zhuling in the car was about to burst.

Zhang Shisanzheng pressed his stomach hard in a cold sweat, gritted his teeth and said, "It was the swollen ghost woman who did it!"

It's the end of the year, there are a lot of troubles, I just came back from Nanjing, I'm sorry everyone! There are two more shifts before 3 a.m.!

(End of chapter)