Chapter 11: I Am a Good Man
"That's right, President! You are so kind, I have to report something to you, if you say it too late, it is likely that something will happen. ”
The secretary seemed to have thought of something, and urgently reported: "Tang Xiaotian went to the street to investigate, and it seems that he heard some very bad rumors, saying that the high-level of Konoha Village wants to let several ninjas apologize for their sins to save you. ”
"Seppuku?" The fat merchant wondered, "What is seppuku, why can seppuku save me?" ”
"Seppuku apology is a unique way of apology in the ninja world......"
"Hey, it's an apology again, don't you get tired of it, don't these ninja people understand, apologizing is useless, it won't solve any problems! Can't they face the problem in a realistic way, analyze the problem, and find a way to solve it like we in the Dragon Country? Just know to apologize, apologize! ”
The fat merchant said impatiently: "Even if they use that kind of 'seppuku apology' method, I will not accept it." ”
"President, seppuku apology is different from the usual way of apologizing, which is to let those ninjas wear white clothes, take a short knife, kneel in front of you in public, cut open the abdomen, spill the internal organs, intestines, and die on the spot."
"Oh my God, are all ninja people crazy? It's too scary, too cruel, too savage! ”
"Not really! They seem to think that in this bloody way, they can express their determination to apologize and the courage to take responsibility. ”
"No, no, no, I can't see this kind of scene, those people are too pitiful, it's obviously none of their business, but they have to end their lives in such a painful death, they must be stopped."
"It's not easy to do, President, the ninja people are very stubborn and self-righteous, and they just believe that this method is sincere and can make you change your mind."
"What a headache...... Therefore, if the problem of the ninja world's courage and low intelligence is not solved, it is useless to invest in helping them revitalize the economy. ”
The fat merchant said angrily: "In the final analysis, it's a matter of education, I heard that the children of the ninja world dropped out of school after graduating from elementary school to become ninjas, and they go to do tasks every day, and they don't study well when they run around, and they know how to fight and kill all day long, isn't it just a group of little hooligans?" The quality of the population is so low, and the culture of primary school students is generally high, how can we carry out the "four modernizations" construction? ”
"That's it." The fat merchant pondered for a while, shook his head, and said, "Let's leave tomorrow, send out four gold bricks and hire those ninjas who are going to be forced to seppuku as bodyguards to escort us away, and if we have a mission, the village chief will not force them to commit suicide." ”
"But didn't they say that the ruins hadn't been cleaned up yet? Ten trillion taels of gold will be left in Konoha? ”
"It's okay, let them tidy up slowly, saying that when it is finished, we will take a boat to get it, and when they see our boat, lend them a few dares and dare not swallow that batch of gold."
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Naruto, who was hiding on the roof, overheard this conversation, although there were still many questions and many things he didn't understand in his heart, but he faintly felt that Uncle Fat Hammer, who could think about the few people who were going to cut his stomach, really didn't seem to be a bad guy, and this time he really made a mistake.
Naruto gritted his teeth, his heart was extremely entangled, wanting to show up and being afraid of making a mistake again, which made it worse.
Just as he was hesitating, Tang Xiaotian walked into the room and suddenly shouted: "What person!" ”
As soon as the words fell, she shook her hand and shot a sword in her hand towards Naruto!
"Ninja - Dream Tapir Shuriken!"
"Oops!"
Naruto exclaimed in surprise and struggled to dodge, the shuriken flew past him, and the spinning cross sword body suddenly let out a piercing low sound, this low sound was as melodious as music, and Naruto only felt dizzy after hearing it, as if he had listened to a lullaby.
This trick Dream Tapir Shuriken is Tang Xiaotian's original ninjutsu, using micro-engraving and printing technology to carve subtle lines and holes on the shuriken, after revealing the shuriken, the rapidly rotating shuriken drives the air flow, passes through the fine lines and hollows, and emits a specific frequency of infravocal music.
When the shuriken is thrown, a part of the illusion chakra is attached, and this shuriken ninjutsu with hypnotic illusion effect is created.
Even if the shuriken misses the target, the sound waves emitted will confuse the target's mind.
The strength of his body disappeared in a flash, Naruto's feet were weak, and he actually fell from the roof hideout, smashed the roof, and fell on the tatami mat in the dormitory room, dizzy and swollen for a while, his limbs were sore, and he lost his resistance all of a sudden, and was put on his neck by Tang Xiaotian with a bitter end.
Tang Xiaotian had a cold face and said proudly: "Bold Konoha boy, I have officially negotiated with the Hokage on behalf of Mr. Bredero, asking him to withdraw all the ninjas who are watching, and you dare to sneak in!" Go, follow me to the Hokage and see what he has to say! ”
Luo Feng and Io, who were talking in the room, immediately pretended to be shocked, and the two of them hugged each other in fright, trembling.
"Oh my God, it's that violent yellow bear kid again!"
Luo Feng shrank back, and the fat trembled and screamed in horror: "Lurking in the middle of the night, do you want revenge?" You're trying to kill me, aren't you? ”
"Boss, I will protect you even if I fight to the death!"
Ai Ou resolutely stood in front of Luo Feng, looking scared, but he gritted his teeth and held on: "If you want to be bad for the boss, unless you step on my corpse!" ”
"Don't worry, employer."
Tang Xiaotian also worked hard to improve his acting skills, his cold face was as cold as frost, and his beautiful voice contained killing intent and determination: "As a ninja, I will never let the employer I protect suffer a little bit of harm, if the Konoha ninja wants to be unfavorable to you, I will definitely do my best to protect you and kill you!" ”
After that, the glamorous Otoshinobi grabbed Naruto's back collar and was about to drag him away and take him to the Hokage for questioning.
"Ask for a bean sack!"
Naruto could be considered awake from the hypnosis, and hurriedly shouted with his hands dancing and shouting, "Don't send me to Hokage-sama, listen to me finish speaking, I'm not here to take revenge!" ”
"It's useless to quibble!" Tang Xiaotian snorted coldly and said, "If you have anything to say, let's talk about it when I see the Hokage!" ”
How could Naruto go to see the Hokage, if he was really caught and went to see the Hokage, he wouldn't be able to tell even if he had a hundred mouths, and he also committed crimes against the wind during the period of confinement, beating foreign merchants and sneaking in at night with dissatisfaction to wait for revenge, let alone being the Hokage in the future, I'm afraid that he will not be nailed to the pillar of shame of Konoha and become the shame of Konoha.
He is not even a shinobi now, his strength is so low that he has no power to resist when he is captured by Miss Yinnin.
Naruto was still only an eleven-year-old child, and when he fell into such a situation, he was shocked and frightened, anxious and panicked, recalling the hardships he had encountered these days, and thinking of the crime of assassination once he was confirmed, tears of sorrow rose in his heart, and tears rolled in his eyes.
Tang Xiaotian's character is set to be a cool female ninja, with the lesson of Fei Lun's mission, he will not be moved by the pitiful appearance of the child who wants to cry, and still drags the tearful Naruto to the door of the dormitory with a straight face.
"Damn, I don't want to see the Hokage! Let go of me, cold-faced flat-chested girl! ”
Naruto let out a whimper, and instead of crying like a normal child, he struggled desperately, using all his strength to break free.
"Hey, don't move, I'm stabbing you!"
Naruto struggled very hard, compared to the kunai tip on his neck, he grazed the skin of his neck and bled out, which made Tang Xiaotian a little worried, this bear child is the protagonist of the plot world, if he accidentally kills and hurts, the main god's alertness will soar.
Although the words were ruthless, Tang Xiaotian still unconsciously moved away from Kunai, so as not to hurt him.
Naruto seized the opportunity and bit down on Tang Xiaotian's arm that was holding the collar behind his back, leaving a string of tooth marks on her white and tender arm.
Tang Xiaotian let go of his hand in pain, and said angrily: "You belong to a dog, you actually bite someone!" ”
Breaking free of control, Naruto didn't run away, but rushed towards Luo Feng.
"Boss, be careful!"
Io stretched out his arms to stop him, but Naruto crawled through his crotch and pounced on Luo Feng.
"It's a dead life, a ninja bites!"
Luo Feng danced with his hands, wailing and pretending to be a panicked image of being attacked by a vicious dog.