Chapter 81: The Rat Cooks the Woman and the Fox Body
The roof of the space is full of phosphorite with a faint blue light, and the light below is a strange dark blue, and a group of rats walking upright move in and out of a small house made of toothbrushes and chopsticks like humans.
Zhou Fengchen and the three of them retracted their gaze, feeling that everything they saw was a flower, and they couldn't help rubbing their eyes.
The Yuan Zhi monk said: "Those toothbrushes look fluffy, are they used by people?" It's disgusting too! ”
Jiang Hao said: "Let's just leave it disgusting or not, okay?" Xiaoya and Qi Qi don't know where they are, how can we go in and find them? ”
Monk Yuanzhi asked Zhou Fengchen: "There are hundreds of rat spirits just seen, and I don't know how many have not come out, can you deal with them?"
Zhou Fengchen thought about it, and felt that he was not very sure, even if he was fine, the two of them would be choked.
He took out a box of thin cinnabar mud from his bosom and whispered, "We have cinnabar marks painted on our bodies, which can hide the smell of human beings, and then open the door and rush in, do you see that strange row of grass on the left?" Let's just hide in the grass and wait for the right time, it looks like the rats are going to sleep too, right? Let's act while they're sleeping! ”
The two monks of Yuanzhi looked inside, and sure enough, there was a rectangular pile of yellow grass on the left, which looked quite long.
Zhou Fengchen smeared cinnabar marks on the three of them, and asked them to take off their shoes to prevent them from making a sound by stepping on chopsticks, and then lay down on the crack of the door to look in, and saw that there were fewer mice nearby, so he opened the door: "Up!"
The three of them bent on their waists, trotted along the middle of the two chopsticks and toothbrush huts, and quickly got into the yellow grass, and as soon as they entered, they felt angry, and they didn't know what the hell it was, but they didn't care, they looked at each other, patted their chests, and felt too exciting.
The rat spirits outside didn't notice anything unusual, and they continued to walk around as they were, not knowing what they were doing.
The three of them squatted like this for half an hour, and looked out for a long time, looking at them with sour eyes, they didn't even look at Chen Siya's shadow, and the rat spirits didn't mean to sleep.
Zhou Fengchen lowered his voice and said, "It can't go on like this, let's go to the side of that building and take a look, I feel that it is the most critical place."
The three of them hunched over and moved inside little by little, and as soon as they arrived next to the small building, there was a sudden shrill "chirping" sound outside, and the rat spirits seemed to be very excited.
The three of them looked at each other, they all felt surprised, they didn't know what was going on, they opened the grass and looked out, only to see thousands of large and small mice gathered in the open space in front of the small building, which looked dense.
And in the middle of the rats lay four large iron pots, under which dry wood burned, and the water in the pots boiled.
The rats were holding something in their paws, and they lined up and threw them into the pot, and it didn't take long for all four cauldrons to be thrown to the brim.
Soon the water boiled, and the contents of the water slowly melted, and the soup became thicker, and a strange fragrance permeated the air.
Monk Yuanzhi sniffed, lowered his voice and said, "It's so fragrant, is this special mother cooking?" These rats have a regular routine of bullshit and don't sleep and eat in the middle of the night. ”
Jiang Hao whispered: "Master, do you have any common sense, rats eat at night!"
The Yuan Zhi monk was on fire, "As far as you college students have common sense, we don't read much and have short knowledge." ”
"That's not what I meant!"
"And what do you mean?"
Zhou Fengchen said angrily: "When is this happening, and you still have the leisure to raise the bar?"
The two of them stopped talking.
At this moment, the door of the small building suddenly opened, and dozens of big rats with a height of one person came out carrying a flat sedan chair, and on the sedan chair sat a person like Roshan!
It was really a mountain of meat, it looked like a mess, and the fat fell down, and I couldn't tell where the stomach was and where the chest was.
Strangely enough, its head is small, with sharp-beaked monkey gills and small eyes that roll around.
Monk Yuanzhi was stunned for a moment, and asked Jiang Hao in a low voice: "Do you think the portrait of this cargo chief is not like the Baojia Immortal in the story you said?" It's just that the model is a little bigger! ”
Jiang Hao's face turned pale with fright, and he said, "You say this, it looks really like it!"
Zhou Fengchen sneered and said, "It's not like, it's it!" I just saw his spirit card at the entrance of the cave above, I suspect that this Baojia Immortal itself is the rat spirit in the predecessor of the Shen family's compound, and he went down the mountain to bewitch the Shen family brothers, and later asked Shen Er to come back to build a house as a cover-up, and then took the opportunity to kill Shen Er's family, dug a hole underneath, and practiced with a bunch of little mice! ”
Monk Yuanzhi scratched his scalp and said, "This Baojia Immortal is really poisonous...... Wrong! In this way, he has at least a few hundred years of Taoism, brother...... Can you? ”
Zhou Fengchen said: "Isn't it okay, it's definitely okay, he practiced in the wrong place, just cultivated and eaten, just such a big lump, can he still move?"
As soon as the words fell, a tsunami sounded outside, and I saw that those large and small rats were all prostrate on the ground, very in awe of this "Roshan Baojia Immortal".
Bao Jiaxian let out a "hehe" smirk, and then snorted twice.
A group of rats brought out four more wooden cages from the small building, and in each cage was a girl covered in a white cloth, apparently ready to throw them into a cauldron and cook them and eat them.
Zhou Fengchen looked into the cage with fixed eyes, and suddenly became angry, and in the two cages behind were Chen Siya and Qi Qi, who were unconscious at this time, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.
Just as he was about to rush out, Monk Yuanzhi grabbed him, "Brother, don't worry! There are too many rats, enough to choke, I want to come up with an idea, can you think of it? ”
Zhou Fengchen gritted his teeth, "You say!" ”
The Yuan Zhi monk said: "It doesn't matter if it's a good spirit or not, as long as it's a mouse, it's probably afraid of cats, right?" Brother, my ventriloquist is okay, first learn two voices and try to meow? ”
"You still have what it takes?" Zhou Fengchen hurriedly said: "Hurry up and try it!"
The Yuan Zhi monk cleared his throat and pouted, "Meow-meow-meow-meow-"
Not to mention, it's really vivid.
The first sound, thousands of large and small rats outside shivered, the second sound all trembled and lay on the ground, and when the third sound, they rushed to the chopsticks and toothbrush hut in a mess.
Soon there were only four cauldrons left in the same place and the panicked screams of the "Roshan Baojia Immortal".
Zhou Fengchen and Jiang Hao were dumbfounded.
"I rely on ......" Yuan Zhi Monk himself didn't expect this kind of miraculous effect!
At this moment, there was a sudden shock under him, and then a woman's head the size of a water tank appeared on the yellow grass next to him, which looked picturesque and very beautiful, staring at them condescendingly, and said gloomily: "It's you two again!" Is it comfortable to squat on top of me? ”
Zhou Fengchen "leaned" on, "It's the old fox in the City God Temple, let's run to her, flash up!" ”
It's late!
The woman's head suddenly cracked, and a row of sharp teeth bit fiercely, and countless fox heads appeared in all directions, grinning with bared teeth.