Chapter 283: Is There a Nimbus Above Us? [2 more]
"Holy! What a madman up front! ”
In the blue hot air balloon, MCA roared in fear.
At an altitude of more than 3,000 meters, the live broadcast signal has been interrupted, and the hot air balloon is shaking violently.
"Husband! I think we'd better forget it! The current situation is too dangerous! And the live broadcast has been interrupted, so we don't need to fight with each other anymore! Lenny pleaded quietly.
"Oh yes! Lao Tzu is a first-class extreme player! How can you lose to an unknown guy! If this is spread out, how can Lao Tzu mix in the extreme circle! ”
Ma Hua gritted his teeth, "Wife! Let's hold on a little longer! At an altitude of 4,000 meters, the human body must be maintained by oxygen tanks! I guess that kid won't be able to hold it! ”
"But ......"
"Wife! We can win! ”
"W-Oh well!" Li Ni shuddered and exhaled a breath of frost.
Ling Yi's hot air balloon continued to climb, and MCA's hot air balloon followed closely behind.
After more than half an hour, Ling Yi's hot air balloon finally climbed to a position of 4,000 meters, and as far as the eye could see, the sea of clouds was magnificent and boundless!
"Haha! Xi'er, look at it, isn't it beautiful? ”
Mu Yuxi poked her head out of Ling Yi's warm embrace, and when she saw the sea of clouds, her eyes were full of surprise: "Oh my God! I can't imagine that we are in the middle of the clouds! ”
She reached out and touched the clouds, and a soft drop of condensation came from her fingers.
"It's so soft, it's so icy!" Mu Yuxi smiled excitedly.
"Haha, this trip didn't come in vain, did it?" Ling Yi asked proudly.
"Well, it's not in vain, except it's a little cold."
"When you say that, I also feel a little cold, and I get frozen urine."
Mu Yuxi's face turned red, "You guy, can you be civilized." ”
"What's so uncivilized about this? Don't big stars pee? Ling Yi said with a smile.
"You still say!" Mu Yuxi remembered what happened in the West Tower District, and immediately slapped Ling Yi's chest.
"Okay, okay, high altitude, danger, don't do such a scary act. You let me go first and let me shush. ”
"What? Are you booing here? There are no bathrooms here! ”
"Hehe, the sky is big, the whole sky is for me to pee!"
"No, Ling Yi! You want...... Oh, my God! What about the people below! ”
"It's okay, they all thought it was raining."
Ling Yi said as he unbuttoned his belt.
Mu Yuxi wanted to stop it, but when she saw that Ling Yi had untied her belt, she immediately blushed and turned her head: "You guy!" It's so bad! ”
"A living person can't let urine suffocate to death, right?" Ling Yi stood on a high place, holding the igniter with one hand and the "water pipe" with the other, and urinated in a hurry.
"Haha! Wife! We also climbed to 4000 meters! Hey, is there a rain cloud above us? Why is it raining? ”
Ma Hua in the blue hot air balloon wiped his face and said with a smile: "The rain here is all essence!" There is no pollution! Wife, come and bathe the purest essence of heaven and earth together! ”
"Husband, what do I think of this taste...... It's not like rain. ”
"Woman! What do you know? The rain you know, it's all polluted sulphurous rainwater! The rain we bathe in now is the purest rain of nature! ”
"Oh! Or husband, you know a lot! ”
"Of course!"
"Hey husband, why did the rain stop so quickly? I've just been showering for a while. ”
"yes, why is it raining so little?" MCA probe looked upward.
Ling Yi shook the water pipe and put on his pants, "It's so cool!" ”
Can you not be upset?
Standing at an unparalleled height, peeing in the world, even if it is just once in a lifetime, it will be cool to die if you say it.
"Holy! I think it's the essence! MCA roared, and when he looked back, his wife Li Ni was sipping the "essence" on her arm, and she suddenly retched.
"Wife! Other! Other! Other! ”
Suck~
"I know my husband, don't waste it!" Rinnie snapped her mouth.
"Longevity! That's pee! MCA screamed with a miserable face.
"What?" Li Ni was stunned, and immediately retched.
The two of them originally had a little fighting spirit, but they were directly doused by Ling Yi's natural urine.
"Husband! I can't do it, I'm going to collapse! ”
"Wife! Hold on! Let's go back! When we get to the ground, we'll clean up that kid! ”
"Good!" MCA hurriedly installed the power cord for the return flight, and the blue hot air balloon immediately began to lower, and soon disappeared under the sea of clouds.
After Ling Yi put on his pants, he returned to his seat with a big grin.
"Xi'er, I'm fine."
Mu Yuxi turned her face cautiously and said with a complaining face: "Ling Yi, I'm really ashamed of you!" I am such a civilized international star, how can I have such a friend as you? ”
Ling Yi smiled, "Really?" No wonder I don't have to be ashamed, it turns out that you are ashamed of me. ”
"You guy!" Mu Yuxi sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, the oxygen here is too thin, I don't have the strength to fight with you, now that the clouds have touched it, and the urine has been urinated, it's time to go back, right?" ”
"Okay, let's go back."
Ling Yi installed the return power supply, and the fuel of the hot air balloon was immediately reduced, and the altitude also dropped rapidly.
After forty or fifty minutes, the hot air balloon slowly landed on a green lawn behind the Pavilion Restaurant in the sky.
Many staff and customers gathered on the lawn, and they gave warm applause to Ling Yi and Mu Yuxi.
What happened in the air, they naturally couldn't see it, but the altitude data transmitted back by the computer clearly showed that Ling Yi had broken through 4,327 meters.
This is undoubtedly the highest height of this hot air balloon promotion.
Ling Yi and Mu Yuxi put on masks and sunglasses early and covered their faces tightly.
"Congratulations to the two VIPs!" The waitress from before ran up excitedly, "I really didn't expect that you two really won the first place!" At first, I thought you were just talking big, but it seems that I don't know Taishan with eyes! ”
Ling Yi smiled, "We can skip this meal, right?" ”
"Yes, yes!" The waitress said with a smile: "Of course, if you are willing to take a photo with our restaurant and make a publicity, you can also get a 20% discount on the next meal!" ”
"Hmph, you want me to advertise for you with only a 20% discount?" Mu Yuxi smiled coldly and arrogantly.
The waitress blinked in confusion, and said in her heart why this woman was so arrogant.
How did she know that Mu Yuxi did have arrogant capital.
At Mu Yuxi's worth, any print advertisement will cost at least a seven-figure endorsement fee!
Ling Yihe said with a smile: "I think it's better to forget it, we really don't miss your 20% discount." ”
"W-Oh well." The waitress laughed wryly.
Ling Yi supported Mu Yuxi, and in the envious eyes of everyone, he walked out of the pavilion restaurant in the air in a chic manner.
In a corner of the corner, extreme player Ma Hua stared at Ling Yi's back with his eyes, and a magnetic storm electric baton was secretly rubbed in his hand......
(End of chapter)