Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Troubles of Jiraiya
When Kakashi led Sasuke to find Maitro, Naruto, who Kakashi thought was impossible to defeat Ninji, wandered around the streets of Konoha and supposedly gave him a vacation and asked him to abstain after a month, Naruto should enjoy a leisurely life.
His personality is different from Shikamaru, and the more Kakashi says this, the more unconvinced he becomes.
That's right, during the study of the ninja school, Naruto paid too much attention to the study of cultural classes, resulting in poor physical arts, ninjutsu, and illusions, and the gap between him and Hinata Ningji was huge, and he was banned from scientific ninja equipment, and it seems that the winning rate has fallen to a few tenths of a percent.
However, for scientists, as long as the probability is not absolutely zero, it means that they can succeed, they just need to find the right way to succeed.
Isn't it the ability of scientists to make the impossible possible?
Naruto's mind was full of thoughts about how he could improve his strength in a month and defeat the seemingly invincible Hinata Ninji.
Should we use physical or chemical methods?
There is a lot of knowledge about the Dragon Country washed into my mind, which can be described as diverse and all-encompassing, but the only thing that lacks the content of ninja cultivation is missing, after all, there are no ninjas in the Dragon Country, and it is impossible to have this kind of knowledge reserve.
Or just stop being a man?
Genetically modify yourself and turn into a beast soldier or even a beast god general?
Think about it, forget it.,There's a big failure rate in the beast soldier modulation.,Even if the modulation is successful, it will greatly reduce the lifespan.,If you accidentally make yourself a scientific monster, it's even more difficult to end.,You'll be arrested and locked up in the zoo for people to visit.。
After thinking about it, Naruto didn't come up with a good solution, so he simply didn't think about it, and took advantage of the vacation to relax his body and mind first.
There are only two ways for Naruto to relax, one is to eat Ichiraku ramen, and the other is to go to the bookstore to buy the latest fashion magazines.
Having made up his mind, Naruto made a "poof" and turned into a fashionable hottie in a revealing miniskirt.
When buying fashion magazines, Naruto will use the "Spice Girl Technique" to appear as a hot girl, this is because a little yellow hairman with glasses will always be talked about behind her back when she buys a women's fashion magazine, and the fashion hot girl will not encounter such a problem, and it looks more natural.
Walking into the bookstore, the hot girl Naruko was about to go to the special bookshelf of fashion magazines to choose, but heard an uncle arguing with the boss, who was forty or fifty years old, with a forehead guard engraved with oil letters, and long shaggy white hair.
"It's so hateful, this kind of pirated book is openly put up for sale with my name on it, this is infringement!"
"I'm really sorry, but this book is selling well, more than all your previous works combined...... Since the book is sold in your name, you have nothing to lose by owning the royalties anyway. ”
"Not really!" The uncle was furious and shouted: "I obviously didn't write this book, it has damaged my right to reputation, and my readers will think that my level has deteriorated!" Take it off the shelves for me, take it off the shelves! ”
"However, this book won the Ninja Literature Award, and the famous book critics said that this is the most literary and ideological work you have ever written, and that you have transcended the level of H's best-selling author, and your realm has been sublimated, and you may become the most famous writer in the ninja world......"
"Uh......"
The uncle was also speechless for a while, his old face was blushing, and he said in a low voice: "That's why if I can't write at this level in my next book, I will be scolded so much!" Do you know how much stress I was under? I'm not in the mood to take the material! How will you create in the future? ”
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Zilai also traveled to the countries of the ninja world to take materials for the next creation of H, but he was shocked to learn that he had come out with a masterpiece, and as soon as the book "Affectionate Snow Country" was published, it shook the ninja literary circle and caused a phenomenal wave of praise.
Critics called this "Affectionate Snow Country" the pinnacle of Jiraiya's teacher, and it is Jiraiya's masterpiece, which can find a new way in both the shaping of characters and the plot structure, and has made great contributions to the development of ninja literature......
The question is, this book was not written by him at all!
I bought a copy of it angrily.,I was going to criticize the unscrupulous writer who used his fame to make money from pirated books.,But after reading it.,Completely convinced.,This fanwork,It's much better than the original.,The level of that fan-author.,I don't know how high it is than him!
Nowadays, all ninja literature lovers regard this book as a work of Jiraiya, and say that Mr. Jiraiya has made great progress, and finally turned into a butterfly, cultivated into a positive result, and was promoted from a vulgar H writer to a literary giant.
Many publishing houses also asked for manuscripts, promised him several times the remuneration for the manuscript, and paid a huge amount of money to ask him to create a sequel to "Kissing Snow Country".
The originally leisurely journey of collecting materials suddenly became stressful, and if the next book was written in the same way as before, it would definitely disappoint the ninja literature circle who looked up to him.
However, it is even more difficult to write a work that surpasses "Intimate Snow Country", and the literary level cannot be greatly improved in a short period of time.
Jilai also checked in many ways, and finally figured out the source of this pirated book "Affectionate Snow Country", it was the owner of a bookstore in Konoha Village who handed over the manuscript to the publisher, and then it was publicly released, plate-made and printed, and marketed throughout the ninja world.
In this way, the journey of collecting materials had to end early, and he didn't dare to write a book anyway. Jilai can only rush back to Konoha Village and find the door to reason with the bookstore owner.
"In short, "Intimate Snow Country" is not my work and cannot be published in my name!"
Jiraiya raised his voice: "Also, you have to tell me, where did you get the original manuscript of "Intimate Snow Country"? Who the hell is taking my name! As a writer, it's shameless to steal someone else's name to publish your work! I'm going to teach that guy a lesson! ”
Naruko, the hot girl, hid behind a bookshelf, overheard the whole process, touched her chin and thought about it.
In fact, Naruto didn't know why the "Affectionate Snow Country" that Kakashi was forced to finish writing was publicly published in the name of Jiraiya, and he handed it to Kakashi after he finished writing the manuscript, and he didn't keep a backup for himself.
Kakashi is actually to blame for this, as a book lover, reading a good book, it is natural to want to share it with his peers.
Kakashi is actually a member of Konoha's "Jiraiya Works Club" and "H Masterpiece Appreciation Club", after he read the whole article of "Kissing Snow Country", he really loved it, and he liked it so much, but in this world, except for him who has read this book, there is no second person who has read it again, and he can't share the reading experience with others.
So, when the members of the club were active, he took out the manuscript and showed it to the other members in the mood of sharing good things.
"Affectionate Snow Country" immediately spread in a small circle of readers, and those who read it were amazed, and the owner of Konoha Bookstore was also a member of the club, and he only felt that such a good book would be a tyrannical thing if it was not published publicly, so he secretly copied a copy on the grounds of borrowing, and took it to the publishing house to say that it was a new work of Mr. Jiraiya, and published it.
Unlike the original plot, the current Naruto knows who Jiraiya is, and when investigating Kakashi, he also got Jiraiya's information from the Dragon Land intelligence officer.
"Hawkers, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, should know a lot of ninjutsu knowledge, right?" Naruko narrowed her big blue eyes and smiled like a fox, "Perhaps, you can take advantage of it?" ”
Sealed again, the hot girl Naruko "poofed" and turned into a literary girl Naruko with dark hair combed through two long braids, wearing a knee-pleated skirt and black stockings, and stepping on small brown ladylike leather shoes.
Naruko, a literary girl, stepped forward and said to Jiraiya and the bookstore owner who were in dispute, "Ah...... Please don't argue, I'm ...... is the real original author of "Intimate Snow Country". ”