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Seeing Song Jianguo and his wife coming in, the crowd cast a surprised look, as if to say: Why are these two here?

Song Jianguo and his wife barely squeezed out a smile, nodded humbly one by one, and then carefully sat in the corner by the door, looking at their nose and nose.

"Haha......" A few people not far away pointed unscrupulously, laughing, and their disdain was undisguised.

Song Jianguo and his wife simply lowered their heads and said nothing.

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them stood behind them, they were all depressed enough, and the Yuanzhi monk couldn't help kicking Song Jianguo, and whispered: "You came to the hammer banquet, you came to be angry, right?"

Song Jianguo pinched three bananas and handed them over, tilting his head slightly, "Brother, don't be silent, come, eat!" ”

"Grass!" Zhou Fengchen scolded in a low voice, took the banana and gave it to Weiyang and Yuanzhi Monk each.

The Yuanzhi monk was eating bananas, and some stood and talked without backache, "I have never seen such a cowardly person as you, people live for a lifetime, plants and trees for an autumn, the head falls off the bowl and the big scar is fast, and he is willing to cut his body, dare to pull the emperor off the horse, afraid of a hammer!" ”

As he spoke, he threw the banana peel out casually, and it should have happened to throw it on the scalp of a black-faced man, who let the banana hang, and looked fiercely, "Huh? ”

Song Jianguo and Grandma Aunt were frightened, and hurriedly made amends, "Xiong Shanjun, I'm sorry!" I'm sorry! The maid who was just recruited at home is not very sensible. ”

Xiong Shanjun clenched his fists, "Bald monkey, grass python, do you want to die?" ”

Song Jianguo's and his wife's faces turned pale, "Yes, I'm sorry!" ”

Monk Yuanzhi frowned, "I can't afford chicken feathers, old ...... The old lady threw it away, how can it be dropped? Do you want to sleep with me? I'm going to your house tonight, won't I? ”

"Huh-" Zhou Fengchen and Weiyang were disgusted.

Song Jianguo and his wife couldn't help but tremble their cheeks.

That Xiong Shanjun was stunned for a moment, then looked at Monk Yuanzhi, his face slowly changed from cold to soft, and finally cracked his mouth and smiled, "What a strong little lady, I like it, hehehehe......"

"Uh......" Monk Yuanzhi shuddered, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he clenched his fists and was about to beat him.

Zhou Fengchen hurriedly dragged him from behind.

At this moment, someone in the distance exclaimed, "The bridegroom and bride have come out!" ”

"It's out, it's out!"

I saw that in the main house not far away, two teams of low-eyed maids walked out with red lanterns, followed by a handsome young man pulling a bride in a big red robe and a red hijab.

The people in the courtyard, including Song Jianguo and his wife, immediately surrounded them, and congratulated them one by one, "Congratulations on the wedding of the New Year!" ”

"I wish the couple a good year!"

"I wish your couple an early birth to a precious son!"

……

Zhou Fengchen and the three of them watched coldly, but they all felt strange, the name "Leaving Niansuo" was just a skinny or fairy-like old man, such a handsome guy is called Leaving Niansuo? it!

Monk Yuanzhi pointed to the bride with a red hijab, "That eight achievements are Cao Ying, the world is so big, write a sister to visit here, and as a result, she married a monster, I'm afraid that this time will be played with!" ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "This story fully tells us that don't scribble when traveling, it's not too elegant!"

Weiyang said at this time: "I don't understand your plans, since you want to save people, why don't you do it now?"

The monk Yuanzhi said, "You have to experience the fun!"

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "There hasn't been any movement in the sky yet, which means that it's not dawn yet, Zhang Shisan and Li Erjia haven't pulled the red line, it's not time yet, it's okay to have fun." ”

At this time, in the corner of the main house, a white-haired old lady put up a red table, and the congratulatory people began to consciously give gifts in twos and threes.

Soon it was the turn of Song Jianguo and his wife, the surrounding crowd looked intently, the couple looked around, carefully took out a bag of things, and put it on the table nervously, "This is the red pearl fruit, I ran to the Futu Cliff and risked my life to pick it, I wish the new year a happy wedding!" ”

The crowd fell silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

The old lady's face was gloomy, "What a heart!" Let's eat, let's go! ”

As he spoke, he threw things aside, just like garbage.

Song Jianguo and his wife's faces were swollen and red, and they returned to their seats with their heads down.

Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi were dumbfounded, this is here to embarrass people, right?

Monk Yuanzhi scolded in a low voice: "If you change Lao Tzu, you will directly smash him in the face, and scold him for being stupid!"

Song Jianguo and his wife shuddered, and hurriedly whispered: "Say less!"

"Everyone!" At this time, the despised man hugged his fists around and said: "When I was a contemptible youth, there was an elder who calculated a hexagram for the contemptible person, saying that I had a marriage with a mortal in this life, and the contemptible person waited hard, and now I finally met it."

As he spoke, he gently picked up the bride's red hijab, revealing a fairly beautiful face, "She is destined for me, and she is my wife!" ”

"Good, good!" Everyone applauded in unison, all of them looked strange and wandered.

Monk Yuanzhi held back the fire in his belly, and at this time he couldn't hold it back, so he walked straight forward and pretended to say: "This is wrong!"

Wow......

Almost everyone turned their heads to see that Song Jianguo and his wife were extremely nervous.

The Nian Su frowned even more and asked, "Oh? You're ...... Girl, why do you say this? ”

Monk Yuanzhi said: "Since you said that you are with the bride, do you know who her surname is, where she lives, and the status of her parents?"

"Uh......" The crowd around looked at each other.

Li Niansuo's face turned gloomy, "I know her name is Cao Ying, does it matter where she lives and her parents?" ”

The Yuan Zhi monk said: "Of course it is important! It's a matter of disrespect! Otherwise, how can you get back to the door in three days? ”

The crowd whispered, and Nian Suo's face was gloomy as water.

The monk Yuan Zhi continued: "The most important thing is, does the bride agree to marry you?"

As he spoke, he asked the bride, "Are you really willing to get married in this hellish place?" Regardless of your parents? ”

The bride's period Ai Ai, "I, I, I ......"

Monk Yuanzhi said, "Why don't you go home with us first and discuss it with your parents?"

Li Niansu waved his hand violently, "Enough!" Who the hell are you? ”

"Grass!" The Yuan Zhi monk said with a big grin: "Who do you care about me? Do you say what I said makes sense? ”

At this time, Grandma ran over in a panic and hurriedly pulled the Yuanzhi monk, "You, you go back first, I, I'll come!" ”

"Silly X!" Monk Yuanzhi scolded and walked back and asked Zhou Fengchen, "I didn't say anything wrong, right?" ”

Zhou Fengchen smacked his lips, "I can't say you're wrong!" But...... I always feel that the way to deal with it is wrong! ”

The Yuan Zhi monk argued: "Just try his attitude, is it possible that you are really ready to discuss with these monsters with a pleasant face?"

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, as a disciple of Buddha and Dao, of course it was impossible to be inferior to them.

At this time, the grandmother and aunt in front of her laughed and said, "Leaving the New Year, they are actually ...... It's a relative of my husband and a friend of the bride, and this time I'm here to bless! ”

Linian sneered, "Blessing? Do you invite outsiders to bless me? Humiliating me in front of everyone? What a daring! ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand violently, and his white palm suddenly became longer and covered with hair, and he smashed it on the head of Grandma and Auntie.

Syllable!

Ahh

Grandma and Aunt died tragically in an instant, turning into a mess of meat and mud, and the smell was fishy.

This scene was so sudden, not only Song Jianguo and a group of weirdos, but even Zhou Fengchen and the three of them didn't react.

"Mother-in-law!"

After all, after thirty years of husband and wife, Song Jianguo stood up and ran forward, "poof" knelt in front of the meat puree, holding the meat paste with trembling hands, and crying heartbreakingly.

Zhou Fengchen gave Monk Yuanzhi a look, "Let's do it!" Protecting Weiyang, the original god attacks! ”

Monk Yuanzhi nodded, "It's okay!" ”

Li Niansuo killed Grandma and Auntie, he didn't care, and looked at Song Jianguo with a sneer, "Bald monkey, let's kill you together!" ”

At this time, Zhou Fengchen stepped forward step by step, "You kill me and take a look?" What a fucking shame! ”

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