??“ You close your eyes first. Lan Yudie said mischievously.

"If you dare to kiss me with your mouth, I will kill you, I am not a lily," Lin Xiaowu said, and closed his eyes after speaking.

"Me neither." After Lan Yudie finished speaking, her right hand was slightly clenched into a small fist, the index finger and the middle finger were closed, and then she touched Lin Xiaowu's lips with her knuckles, and said, "This is what it feels like to kiss your mouth." ”

Lin Xiaowu opened her eyes and saw her fingers, hurriedly removed her head, and said, "It's disgusting." ”

"In doing so, the feeling on your lips is the same as kissing your mouth, but it doesn't have that spiritual feeling." Lan Yudie said, "And I can't feel the warm embrace of the boys, the gap between the two is still quite big." ”

"It's just that you haven't been kissed, I'll let you feel it with my fingers."

Lin Xiaowu touched her lips, reminiscing about the feeling just now, and felt a little lost in her heart. Doing so is similar to looking at plums to quench thirst and painting bread to satisfy hunger.

"Yudie, you know so much, hehe!" Seeing Lan Yudie so naughty, Dongfang Mingyue also smiled.

"Don't laugh." Lin Xiaowu said, "We still have questions that we haven't finished asking." ”

"Hurry up and ask." Dongfang Mingyue said, "Anyway, I will go out today, and I will definitely satisfy the curiosity of the two of you, ****." ”

"What was it like when you and Fei Shao were there for the first time?" Hearing this, Lan Yudie asked eagerly, "This is the point, we must describe it carefully, and we must listen to every detail." ”

"Describe it!" Dongfang Mingyue said angrily, "A simple word, painful and happy." As for the details, you can imagine for yourselves. Or go find a boyfriend tomorrow and experience it yourself. ”

"Your answer is too general, but it's not enough!"

"Okay, I'm not stable Sister Xie, that guy's things are very big, were you in pain at the time, the kind that hurt to the bone marrow?" Lin Xiaowu asked.

"My boyfriend's Tintin is huge, how do you know? When you say that, you just don't take me seriously. Dongfang Mingyue said angrily. But after thinking about it carefully, Xiao Fei had lived with Lin Xiaowu and them for a while, and he understood some reasons in his heart.

"We saw it through our pants." Lan Yudie hurriedly explained. She and Lin Xiaowu would definitely not admit that one night, they and Chen Mengqi peeked.

"That's pretty much it." Dongfang Mingyue said.

"How long did he last the first time, was it three seconds." Lin Xiaowu asked again.

"Fei Shao is definitely not that bad, he lasted for more than an hour, and in the end, I couldn't stand it and shouted to stop him." Dongfang Mingyue said.

"You're so blessed!" Lan Yudie said enviously.

"But we still want to hear how it happened to you that day, and what the specific situation was......" Lan Yudie said, "Also, did you bite him?" ”

"Girls, just be gentle like water." Dongfang Mingyue said, "It is our responsibility to satisfy our boyfriend. A man conquers the world by force, while a woman conquers him with gentleness. Her answer was a change of direction.

"So, you're giving it to him...... It's disgusting. Lin Xiaowu said.

In the end, the questions asked by the two girls became more and more dirty. And Dongfang Mingyue also answered them one by one. Anyway, there is no one else in the house, they are all good girlfriends. Even the one who lives next door is a beautiful little carp, even if she hears it, it's nothing.

At this time, the little carp in the next room was really eavesdropping. The more she listened, she couldn't accept it, but she still couldn't help but listen.

Oops, how can this be? Oops, it's so dirty, she ......? This sound kept coming to the ears of the little carp. Covering his ears for a while, he put it down again for a while, wanting to refuse and welcome, still holding the pipa and half covering his face...... Hypocrisy to the extreme.

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The world is the thirtieth heaven.

The leader of Confucianism and the Taoist ancestor are discussing the Tao together in the holy land of Confucianism and studying supernatural powers. What they want to understand now is not the basic morality of Taoism and Confucianism. It's a more esoteric cosmic mystery that transcends the world.

The two masters have been enlightened together for hundreds of years.

The world is the largest range of the universe known by the Chinese immortals, the Buddha world, and the Western immortals. Outside of the world of swaggering, it is beyond the scope of their mana. The heavenly world is also known as the Great World.

There are thirty-six heavens, and the master of Confucianism, Zun Confucius, lives in the thirtieth heaven. It is the same as the Great Leiyin Temple in the Buddha world, the heavenly court of the Chinese immortals. Confucianism also has its own holy land, that is, the Book Mountain and the Sea of Learning.

There is a diligent path in the book mountain, and there is no end to the hard work of learning the sea.

This sentence was said by Han Yu, and a simple sentence exhausted the difficulties of Confucian practice.

Li Bai, Wang Xizhi, and Wu Daozi, the painter, are all Confucian immortals. Among the eight families of the Tang and Song dynasties, only Han Yu had Huigen to practice Confucian magic, so he said such a sentence at the beginning. Later, Han Yu also became a Confucian immortal, but his mana was not as good as Li Bai.

Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, and the three religions are juxtaposed. Its magical powers and immortal arts are equal. The heyday of Buddhism and Taoism was the Shang and Zhou dynasties, while the heyday of Confucianism was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Of course, the origin of Confucianism is not Confucius, but Fuxi, the emperor of the people.

Confucius was the second leader, about the same status as Lao Tzu. After Lao Tzu attained the Tao, he was known as the true monarch of morality, and after Confucius attained the Tao, he was known as the Confucian Sheng. After the fall of Fuxi, he succeeded as the second head of Confucianism.

When Confucius was born, he was very extraordinary, he was 'a phoenix and a tiger raising an eagle and playing a fan'. Confucius was born with a very strange appearance, and his father's uncle Liang Su thought he was a monster and was so frightened that he put him in a cave and went home with his wife.

Then, something even more strange happened, the newborn Confucius was waiting to be fed, and the tiger on the mountain came to nurse him. It was autumn and it was really hot in the cave, so the eagle flew in and fanned him with his wings. When the people who went up the mountain saw it, they all thought that the baby in the cave was the son of the phoenix.

Before attaining the Tao, Confucius and Lao Tzu discussed the Tao together.

However, because Daozu was still alive, Lao Tzu did not become the leader, and Confucius became the second leader of Confucianism.

The two sect leaders were contemplating together, and suddenly opened their eyes at the same time.

"Kong Sheng, what do you think of my disciple Xiao Fei in the mortal world, his recent performance in the mortal world?" Dao Zu asked. Dao Ancestor comprehended the way of heaven. The understanding of the human heart is not as good as that of the Confucian saint who specializes in humanitarianism.

"He should be regarded as a wise man, only great wisdom can be foolish." Renzun Kong Sheng said.