Chapter 57: Young man, you have a thousand-year-old ghost in your house
"I didn't hear anything."
Zhou Fengchen shook his head, threw away the sugar gourd skewers, and sat down on the root of the tree, "I can't feel the yin qi in broad daylight, and it's useless to open the eyes of the sky, but I heard that someone in the village picked up a wife, does this matter count?" ”
"Count!"
Monk Yuanzhi untied the oil paper bag in his hand and handed Zhou Fengchen a few pastries, "This is the osmanthus cake that the old man gave me, it's really good to eat, try it first." ”
Zhou Fengchen picked up the pastry and took a bite, it was really good, crispy and moist, sweet but not greasy, it was a little imperceptible, I don't know how it came.
Monk Yuanzhi continued: "Let me tell you, that young man's wife is the master we are looking for."
Zhou Fengchen came to his senses, "What do you say?" ”
It turned out that the situation encountered by the Yuanzhi monk and Zhou Fengchen was different, as soon as he entered the village, although the villagers felt curious and looked at it a few more times, but no one paid attention to it.
He felt that this was a little strange, so he kept an eye on it, and looked in the direction of the subconscious fingers of those long-tongued women when they were chatting.
In the last row of the village, there is a family, three small gray tiled houses, and there are people in the courtyard who are begging for candy.
The Yuan Zhi monk said that the Eight Achievements were here, raised his feet and walked in, squeezed into the crowd, blocked the door and said, "Amitabha! The poor monk came to fast. ”
The family made osmanthus cakes, and an old man in the house gave him an oily paper bag of osmanthus cakes, and followed the pretending to chant "Amitabha"!
Monk Yuanzhi took the pastry, deliberately glanced into the room, and found that there was a young man and a woman inside, the man was not good-looking, but the woman made his eyes shine.
The body is slender, convex and concave, the face is peach blossoms, the ointment is charming, at first glance it is a stunner in the world, the most important thing is that there is a stunner between the eyebrows, and the breath is gloomy, unlike human beings.
"This woman, I promise, is not human."
Monk Yuanzhi said to Zhou Fengchen: "I didn't dare to disturb her at that time, so I hurried back, the ghost sent us here to catch ghosts, I guess it must be her."
"It's kind of reliable! But in broad daylight, he appeared in human form......"
Zhou Fengchen thought for a while and said, "At least there are more than a hundred years of Taoism."
Monk Yuanzhi's face changed, and he said dryly: "I'm not sure about this, what about you?"
"You'll have to look at it before you can tell."
Zhou Fengchen said and glanced at the osmanthus cake in his hand, "Bah" twice, all the scum spit out, and scolded: "What the hell, the more you eat, the more you eat, the more sassy you get!"
The Yuanzhi monk ate a few bites of the osmanthus cake in his hand, felt it, and wondered: "No, are you complaining?"
"Can I still talk about it? You are complaining, your mouth has been opened......"
The two of them raised the bar, and the sky was already dark.
Monk Yuanzhi led the way in front, Zhou Fengchen followed behind, and the two went around in a circle and rushed from the back of the village to the back of the house.
Behind the house is a hill, overgrown with wild grass, the two of them squatted in the wild grass and looked at the back window of the house, but unfortunately the window glass has been unknown for many years, it is all gray, and they can only see the figure shaking, but they can't see who it is.
Zhou Fengchen lowered his voice and said, "Don't make a sound, I'll take a look."
As he spoke, his figure flashed, and he swept out ghostly, turning left and right, without making a sound, and in the blink of an eye, he reached the roof of the house.
Monk Yuanzhi saw that this is called envy and jealousy, after so many years of traveling south and north, the first time he saw a person who could do this kind of "evil art", but fortunately it was his friend.
After a while, Zhou Fengchen came back, shook his head and said, "That woman is really a wicked obstacle!" I'm sure I'll be able to cure her! But this thing is not easy to do, the two of them don't know the truth of the matter, the family is very close, we are bold to catch it, just afraid that something will happen, when the time comes, the two of them will shout, the whole village will be together, and the two of us will be choked. ”
The Yuan Zhi monk asked, "Then what do you say you should do?"
Zhou Fengchen thought for a while, "It's much easier to find a way to lure that old man or his son out and make things clear." ”
Monk Yuanzhi felt that it made sense, nodded and was about to speak, looked up, lowered his voice and said, "It's a coincidence!" The lad came out on his own. ”
Zhou Fengchen took a look, sure enough! The young man who had picked up his wife staggered to the back of the village with two buckets.
The two glanced at each other, changed into robes and robes on the spot, and ran along the grass to cut off the young man's beard.
The young man hummed a little song and climbed up the path leisurely, as if he were going somewhere to fetch water.
Zhou Fengchen and the others hid in the grass in front of him, and when he passed by, the Yuan Zhi monk recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!" Walked out.
The young man was stunned for a moment and said, "Ah! Master, you didn't leave, why did you change into such beautiful clothes? ”
Monk Yuanzhi's face was heavy, "Young man, what's your last name, what are you going to do?" ”
The young man blinked and replied honestly: "My name is Tsui Hark, and I went to the old well under the old laurel tree on the mountain to fetch water for cooking, and also make osmanthus cakes, what's wrong?"
Monk Yuanzhi said angrily: "Tsui Hark! You know you're in for a great deal of disaster! ”
The Yuanzhi monk was tall and strong-looking, and when he was angry, he glared at him, almost like an angry-eyed King Kong, and he stopped Tsui Hark at once, and only after a while did he say dryly: "What, why is the disaster coming?"
The Yuan Zhi monk said, "I'll ask you! What is the woman's last name and where does she live? ”
Tsui Hark shook his head blankly, "I don't know, I saved her by the river, she said that she had nowhere to go, so she came to my house, and we are about to get married!" ”
"Confused!" Monk Yuanzhi deliberately exaggerated, "That woman is a thousand-year-old ghost, this time she came to your village, obviously to be your wife, but in fact she wanted to eat your whole village." ”
Tsui Hark was startled, quickly shook his head, raised his feet and left, "Master, don't lie to me, I don't believe it!" Little Red is so good! ”
Monk Yuanzhi was stunned for a moment and chased after him, "Why are you so confused?" You don't want to think about it, how beautiful she looks? Why did you fall in love with you? Just because you saved her? ”
This time it really talked about Tsui Hark's weakness, Xiaohong was indeed too beautiful, and the people in the village said that he was a toad and ate swan meat, but he still shook his head and didn't speak.
The Yuan Zhi monk said again: "Let me ask you, does she dare to go out when the sun rises in broad daylight?"
Tsui Hark still didn't speak, and at this time, a thick osmanthus tree appeared in front of him, and there was an old well under the tree, he fetched two buckets of water, and turned around to go down the mountain.
"That's it! That's it! Monk Yuanzhi stomped his feet and grabbed him, "This matter has nothing to do with the poor monk, but the poor monk is merciful and can't bear to hurt you, here is a talisman, you go back to the house and quietly burn it mixed with water to drink, and then find a reason to go out, at eleven o'clock in the evening, and then quietly go back, secretly look at the woman, and then you will understand everything." ”
Tsui Hark was silent for a moment, grabbing the talisman and stuffing it into his pocket.
The Yuanzhi monk was overjoyed, and solemnly explained: "The poor monk is waiting for you next to this old well, if you want to survive, you will run up with your father at that time!"
Tsui Hark muttered and hurried down the mountain.
At this time, Zhou Fengchen came out from the side, looked at Tsui Hark's back, and asked, "Will he listen to us?"
Monk Yuanzhi smiled: "Definitely!" People's hearts are very complicated, his curiosity has been hooked, not to mention that the woman is a ghost, even if it is an ordinary old lady, he will try. The key is that you don't lose this charm! ”
Zhou Fengchen smiled proudly: "Don't worry! Psychic spells, open the eyes of heaven in a short time, foolproof! ”