Zhou Fengchen asked suspiciously: "Look at the excitement?" What's lively to see by the river? ”

Zhang Qing said: "The ghost mother has been making trouble in the past two days, and the people in several nearby villages have invited a master to come over, and then the master came, saying that the ghost mother is the river god, and wants to do things to worship the river god, so that the villagers bought ten pigs, ten sheep, chickens and ducks and transported them to the river, and at this time people from several villages rushed over to see it, which was more lively than the New Year!"

Monk Yuanzhi took a sip, "What kind of bullshit master would do such a ritual as sacrificing sneaky?" It's just a trick to cheat and deceive. ”

Zhou Fengchen had completely untied the ropes on the two of them at this time, and asked, "Thirteen went to see the excitement, why did you tie you up?"

Zhang Qing said pitifully: "Mr. Zhang said that this can delay the poisonous gas attack!"

"Don't worry about it." Monk Yuanzhi looked at Zhou Fengchen dryly, "That...... Did you get the antidote? I'm afraid that my complexion won't change when it's late, and I won't even be able to find my daughter-in-law in the future. ”

Zhang Qing was also scared, "I've only talked about one girlfriend!" Don't! ”

"Poof-ha......" Li Mi couldn't help it and laughed.

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, found two bowls, took out the antidote and poured it into the bowls, and then found the boiling water bottle in the owner's room, flushed the medicine away, and waved his hand, "Open the two of you!" ”

The two Yuanzhi monks had thieves in their eyes, and they couldn't wait for a long time, and they didn't care whether it was hot or not, they picked it up and dried it.

After finishing the matter, several people sat together with big eyes and stared at each other, waiting slowly.

It's also magical, after two or three minutes, the complexion of the two slowly faded, and after more than ten minutes, they completely returned to normal and could jump around.

can make two people happy, hugging each other, almost crying with joy.

Monk Yuanzhi patted Zhang Qing on the shoulder, "Young man, we have formed a deep revolutionary friendship!" ”

Zhang Qing nodded and said, "That's right! Even when I get old, I will think that I was poisoned with a monk before. ”

Saying that, the two of them pretended to bow to Zhou Fengchen, "Don't thank you for your kindness!" ”

Zhou Fengchen pretended to pinch his beard, "Hmm! Kowtow to two heads! ”

"!" Monk Yuanzhi scolded with a smile, and after a glance, he found that the little beggar Weiyang, who was standing alone by the door and holding a bag of new clothes, asked curiously: "Brother! How do you bring a son back? ”

"Hanzi" in northern Anhui dialect is also the meaning of "stupid X" and mental retardation.

Zhou Fengchen secretly said that it was not good!

Really! Weiyang put down his clothes, lifted a small stool, and smashed it on the head of the Yuan Zhi monk, "Apologize!" ”

Zhou Fengchen stretched out his hand to catch it, but Li Yu didn't catch it in the middle.

And the Yuanzhi monk was stunned and didn't dodge, he was smashed, stunned for a long time, touching his bruised head, "Oops! You son of a bitch! Why is the son still beating people! ”

Okay! After a long time of commotion, it was still not resolved.

Weiyang didn't receive an apology, and his eyes were like knives.

Monk Yuanzhi was not convinced, and pointed at Weiyang, "If it weren't for my brother protecting you, I would have killed you today!" ”

"Pull it down!" Zhou Fengchen waved his hand, "Let's go to the river to see the excitement!" ”

……

The five of them left the village together and headed to the river to the north.

After walking for a long time, I saw that the mountains and fields on the river bank in front of me were full of people, all kinds of people, young people, old people and children, no less than thousands.

The middle part is the most crowded, densely packed, and there are people blowing trumpets and carrying strange white flags.

It's really more lively than a rally.

The five of them came to the edge of the crowd, looked for a circle and didn't see where Zhang Shisan was, so they squeezed in, went inside, looked ahead, and saw that the river was clean, and a shed was set up by the river, and there were ten whole pigs and ten whole sheep on the shed, plus countless chickens, ducks, melons and fruits, and more than ten people around were carrying white flags, like filial piety.

Behind these offerings, there was a middle-aged man with a beard and a Taoist robe, holding a peachwood sword, and the gods were babbling and jumping to the gods, jumping and scattering a handful of paper money for the dead.

What I know is sacrificing to the river god, and what I don't know thinks I'm doing a funeral!

Monk Yuanzhi turned around and said, "Brother! Look at this, pretending to be a ghost, you can't do anything now, and you have cheated a lot of money, and you have lost your money! ”

Zhou Fengchen also felt extremely angry, you don't have to do evil things, why don't you pretend to be a monk and pretend to be a Taoist priest? Where do you put the face of Lao Tzu, an authentic Taoist disciple? Look around, "What about Thirteen?" Thirteen, how can this descendant of the Taoist ancestor endure it? ”

Zhang Qing's eyes were sharp, and he pointed not far away, "Where is Mr. Zhang?" ”

Several people looked at it together, and Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi had dark faces.

I saw Zhang 13 squatting on a big tree, holding a cigarette, laughing while watching, and I didn't know what to do.

The Yuan Zhi monk scolded: "I'll go and shake this grandson down!"

Zhou Fengchen thought about it, and was originally going to come back at night, but since this was the case, he could only advance and said, "You guys watch over here, I'll go to the river for a walk!"

Talking about squeezing out the crowd.

When I went outside, I saw a small broken wooden boat on the bank of the river far to the west, so I ran over, checked it, and it was not leaking, so I pushed the small wooden boat into the river, and then jumped in, and went straight to the "sacrificial platform" with the oars rocked.

A group of spectators on the shore who were watching the black pressure were watching intently, and they couldn't help but be stunned when they saw a small boat rowing over the river in the west, wasn't it a clean river? How can anyone still dare to go into the water? Aren't you afraid that the river demon will eat him together?

When the village chiefs and leaders of several villages looked at it, they were furious, "What's the matter? Yes? What's going on? ”

The "master" of the sacrifice also stopped dancing and looked over angrily, "What is that young man doing?" He's crazy? What should I do if Lao Tzu's Dharma is broken? ”

Zhou Fengchen had already arrived opposite the sacrificial platform with a smile at this time, looked at the black crowd, and said with a smile: "Yo! Busy? Have you eaten them all? ”

Busy...... What about it? Ate ...... Not?

The crowd was petrified! Big brother, we are sacrificing to the river god, can you be serious?

The stewards of several villages pointed over in unison and scolded in the Hubei dialect: "Poke you, young man, where are you from?" What are you doing? Are you rubbing? ”

Zhou Fengchen blinked, and said with an angry expression: "What kind of bird language?" Your uncle's! ”

"Wow, wow, wow!" A group of people is bad.

The "master" grimaced, "Young man, what are you doing?" ”

Zhou Fengchen asked rhetorically: "What are you doing?"

"Master" pointed to the surrounding sacrifices and scolded: "Poor Dao is doing things to sacrifice to the river demon!" Don't be naughty, you little young, get out! ”

Zhou Fengchen smiled, "It's unfortunate! We're doing pretty much the same thing! ”

"Pretty much the same?"

The "master" and the crowd on the shore are confused again, what do you mean to do the same thing?

Zhang Shisan and the Yuanzhi monk had already gathered together, and they raised their eyes to look, "Gotcha!" Dust/Brother is going to pretend to be forced! ”

Zhou Fengchen nodded at this time and said, "That's right!" Almost! You are sacrificing river demons, and I am catching river demons! ”

"Uh......"

The "master" and a group of people were confused again.

Soon a group of people reacted, picked up bricks and tiles and threw them, "What a fool! Poke you baa ......"

Zhou Fengchen rowed the boat towards the center of the river, his body dodged, no one could hit it, and turned around and scolded in Shaanxi dialect: "A group of melon peels, call your mother osmanthus!" When who doesn't know a few words of hometown dialect like that! ”

Both the "master" and the crowd were angry enough, and they scolded one by one.

At this moment, Zhou Fengchen took out the Heavenly Master Dao robe from his leather bag, put a set of Heavenly Master hats on his body, and put his hands behind his back, and the momentum of the Inner Dan Master exploded instantly!

"Uh......"

The people all over the mountains were stunned, and the people beside the sacrificial platform stopped when they opened their mouths to scold, and the stones they raised could not be thrown.

He is...... Taoist!?

Especially the "master", with a look of hell!

Zhou Fengchen smiled coldly at this time, and pinched the seal with both hands, "Five Elements Technique!" I am under the order of the Taishang Laojun to make the waters of the four seas surge! Haste as a law! ”

As soon as the incantation fell, the river next to the altar suddenly rose and fell, and then suddenly rose a wave ten meters high, spilling on the black people on the bank!

For 20 consecutive days, I worked ten hours a day, four shifts a day, and I was about to hang up! I want to take a leave of absence! Do the bosses give a fake line?

(End of chapter)