Early in the morning, Luo Feng sat in the office of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and read the news with the New York Times in his hand.

In this era, if you want to watch the news, you can brush your mobile phone, but Luo Feng's background is set as an old goblin who has lived for hundreds of years, and in order to integrate into the role, he has to abide by some specific rules of behavior, such as getting used to reading newspapers instead of swiping his mobile phone.

"Last night, there was a tragic car accident on the Manhattan Bridge, a pair of desperate mandarin ducks who overdosed on drugs drove a motorcycle down the bridge and both died, and the police are still piecing together their remains......"

"The Council of Patriotic Veterans protested in front of the White House, demanding that the government treat veterans well and respect the martyrs. The protesters held up signs that read 'Heroes shed blood and tears, how can the iceberg bury the bones of the faithful', chanting the slogan 'Die for your country, Twitter governs the country as president', and demanded that the authorities search for the remains of World War II hero Steve Rogers for burial......

"Tony Stark got into a fight with someone at a nightclub, and according to eyewitnesses, Stark was kicked in the heart after flirting with a seemingly underage girl, triggering a group fight.

Ms. Pepper Potts, assistant to the president of Stark Group, was also involved, and was reportedly injured, for which she got into a heated argument with Tony Stark, and it was rumored that she would fire her boss and leave Stark Group...... Both Osborne Industries and Hammer Industries extended invitations to Ms. Pepper-Potts......"

"Tut-tut......" Luo Feng smacked his lips and muttered: "Mr. Big is really not a weapon, flirting with my sister until she was kicked and her eggs were even beaten by Little Pepper, and I don't know which woman made a righteous move." ”

Just looking at the newspaper, the door of the office was pushed open, and the little crazy cat Wanda walked in dejectedly, her waist was almost bent to the ground, dragging her steps step by step, looking like a zombie.

"None-chat-"

She let out a long, dragging moan like a zombie.

Luo Feng threw down the newspaper, frowned and asked, "You are rich and free now, how can you be bored?" If you're bored, you can play by yourself, if I were you, those legs would be able to play for two years. ”

"Uh-"

She let out a zombie-like dying grunt, and leaned her head in front of Luo Feng's desk, pouting her ass and straightening up.

"What the hell is going on?"

As the director of the bureau, it is the right thing to care about female subordinates, Luo Feng can only ask patiently.

“I-am-so-horny!”

Wanda, the little mad cat, said this sentence in English in a painful tone.

"Walter?"

Director Luo looked confused, he scratched his head and said, "So you're coming to me?" ”

Luo Feng thought about it, and felt that it was still necessary to cheer up the female subordinate, so that she could lift her spirits, and said in a deep voice: "I'm a bureau chief, a serious person, but if you need help......"

He swept the bits and pieces on the desk to the ground, pointed to the desk and said, "Then lie down, I'll work hard to help you solve it." ”

The little crazy cat Wanda showed a bright smile, crossed her hands to take off her little T-shirt with a leaky umbilical cord, but she didn't take off her clothes with her hands, and raised her middle finger at Luo Feng with both hands.

Being teased by her like this, Luo Feng was so angry that his liver hurt!

"I don't have time to joke with you, get out of my office!"

Annoyed and angry, Luo Feng pointed to the door and yelled.

The little mad cat really rolled on the ground, but didn't roll out of the door, rolled back and back, and let out a zombie-like moan.

"Uh-no-chat-"

Luo Feng was relieved, and seeing that she still refused to leave, he asked patiently, "What do you want to tell me?" I'm a bureau chief, and I have so many things to do every day, so I don't have time to spend with you. ”

"Remember the male friend you told me about?"

The little mad cat Wanda jumped up, lay on the desk, supported her chin with her hand, raised her head and said.

"Oh, blessed sir." Luo Feng nodded and said, "What's wrong with him?" Shooting spider silk and sealing you? Want to borrow scissors from me? ”

The little mad cat glared at him, and held back because he couldn't beat him.

"Yesterday I went to play with him, and then it was clear that the atmosphere was good, but he rejected me, I really don't understand why!" She said distressedly: "As a man, can you explain it to me with your men's thinking?" ”

Luo Feng was puzzled: "Weren't you also a man before?" The medicine I gave you doesn't have an amnesia effect, you don't think about it yourself? ”

"What I want to ask about is the psychology of a virgin like my male friend."

The little crazy cat spread his hands and said: "You have read my information, my first time was lost very early, I forgot that it was my uncle or a certain sister who did it, and my childhood memory is very vague." ”

Luo Feng nodded clearly, this is also true, the male friend is still a virgin, and Mr. Wade Wilson has probably long forgotten how a virgin thinks.

The little crazy cat said with a bitter face: "I think, men value girls for the first time, so I want to leave that to him, I don't want to use cucumbers casually, sticks and sticks to solve it by myself, so now I feel very uncomfortable, and he refuses to help, it's really annoying!" ”

"If you want me to say, even the man you love doesn't dare to be hard, and you still say you love him?"

Luo Feng instigated: "To deal with someone like your male friend, just be fine, sneak him into bed quietly, and give him something directly, after that, he will be your person." ”

Rao is Bi Chi like a little crazy cat, and he also felt that it was inappropriate to do this, and frowned: "Is it really okay?" He won't cry, he won't have any psychological shadows, right? He's not going to call the police to arrest me, is he? ”

"We are S.H.I.E.L.D., with judicial immunity, you let go of your legs and do it, and I will settle it with the police."

Luo Feng patted his chest and said: "As for saying that friend has a mental breakdown and leaves a psychological shadow, it is easy to do, we have a master of mind control in our Avengers, and we will directly wash away the memory of him being you, just as if this thing didn't happen, you can try again next time you change your position." ”

The little mad cat bit his fingers and thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the director had a point.

"Hmm...... It's worthy of the director. ”

She nodded with a smile and said, "Sure enough, you Huaxia people have a lot of methods, I'll try it!" ”

Seeing her happy appearance, Luo Feng bowed his head in relief and watched her jump out of the director's office.

As a leader, Luo Feng's heart is full of pride to be able to untie the knot in the heart of a female subordinate, help her relieve her depression, and let the smile bloom on her face again, which is the real leadership temperament.

Nick Fury, the gloomy man, made the Avengers into a miasma in the original plot, and had to sacrifice Coulson to unite the team, which is really too bad for himself.

After doing a good deed, Luo Feng was in a good mood, picked up the newspaper and continued to read, but heard a buzzing sound from the window of the director's room, put down the newspaper and saw that it was the goddess of aurora Aurora who was tearing down the window, she controlled the alloy window frame to fly away and flew into the director's room through the open window.

Aurora still kept a straight face, but there was a faint sense of loss in her eyebrows, as if she had something on her mind.

Luo Feng was sitting precariously, casually finding a blank piece of paper to write and draw, pretending to be serious and busy.

"Director Luo, I want to talk to you."

Aurora's cold voice rang in her ears.