A sports-style teenager wearing a t-shirt and stepping on a skateboard smiled and picked up a baseball bat, flew up, and smashed the head of a pioneer soldier more than two meters tall with a stick.

An old lady with a bucket-like waist screamed and threw down a fully armed interstellar soldier, a shrew-like scratch, her red nail polish vibranium nails so sharp that they tore through the starsoldier's armor in a few clicks, leaving deep wounds on its body.

An old man on crutches lifted his crutches, and electromagnetic cannon bullets shot out of the head of the crutches, shooting wildly at the dense alien soldiers, causing the alien soldiers to fall like wheat.

A mother holding her baby threw her baby into the crowd of alien soldiers, and the baby screamed and unleashed a powerful Kerry omni-energy wave, shattering the alien soldiers within tens of meters of the surrounding area.

A beautiful young girl, dressed in a fluttering pink dress, holding a fairy stick, shouted the unknown "Balabala Little Demon Fairy" spell in her mouth, and the fairy stick pointed at the alien monster and shot a powerful heat ray to ash the monster.

Tall rugby players rush left and right in the alien formation, throwing aliens like rugby balls.

The pirated Beckham robot wearing the LA Galaxy jersey carried a vibranium soccer ball and volleyed it like a vibranium shield thrown by the captain of the United States, and the vibranium ball bounced back and forth on the alien's head, shattering many skulls before cleverly bouncing back at his feet.

A pirated Tyson robot with a bare upper body and boxing pants, dressed as a boxer, but the gloves are made of Edman alloy and painted with red paint.

The robot dressed as a police officer also reinvigorated the majesty of the New York police, carrying a composite ray gun disguised as a police pistol, comparable to SWAT Weilong and Robocop, while brandishing a vibranium baton to smash the alien's head while yelling: "You have no right to be silent, you all scream at me, everything you call will be recorded as a joke, and it will be widely spread throughout the universe, Bichi, cry, shout, scream!" ”

Sports stars appeared, and naturally there were also people in the literary and artistic circles, the classically dressed Jackson robot used its characteristic "vomit" scream, walked backwards among the aliens in the moonlight, and beat the aliens under the accompaniment of the "Beat-It" soundtrack of "Oooo

The appearance templates used in these bionic combat robots made by Luo Feng are also taken from soldiers of various ethnic and cultural backgrounds around the world.

Among them, you can find Indian Apache warriors wearing eagle feather hats, British lobster soldiers wearing red military uniforms and bearhair hats, Japanese samurai with braids, and of course, the Great Qin warriors who are dressed the same as the terracotta warriors.

Vikings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Roman Centurions, Medieval Heavily Armored Knights, Cavemen in Animal Skins, Japanese Sailor Girls, Master Chiefs in Halo Games, Star Wars Storm Commandos......

In short, a vivid lesson in the history of human warfare for aliens! to teach them what warriors in different periods of human history looked like.

This is really "men, women and children go into battle together, everyone fights against Thanos", that is called a joy, that is called a lively.

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Thanos' legion of destruction was completely stunned by robots disguised as "civilians", and the earthlings looked weak and harmless on the outside, but they were extremely murderous when they moved!

They couldn't understand how the two-meter-tall vanguard was being dragged by a teenage human girl by the ankle and smashed around like a rag doll, all of which were about to fall into pieces.

I can't understand why a big fat man with a kitchen knife and wearing a white chef's suit would open a peerless in the alien soldiers, slashing left and right with a kitchen knife, killing the alien as a chicken, slashing all the way from Park Avenue to Brooklyn, killing the alien sashimi with a river of blood and cutting a floor.

In the Marvel universe, the scene of aliens slaughtering civilians is commonplace, and civilians slaughtering aliens is unique, Luo Feng stood on the roof of Stark Tower, watching the aliens below being chased and killed by "angry New Yorkers" like ducks, and couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh wildly.

An alien sergeant major sent a distress signal to the mothership while fleeing for his life, and shouted in an alien crying voice: "The earthlings are too strong, they are simply the number one fighting nation in the universe, no wonder Luo Feng, the sleepwearer, led the army to be invincible in the universe, and it is easier for their civilians to kill my soldiers than to kill Oronni......"

Oroni is the mouse-looking interstellar animal on the barren planet in the opening Guardians of the Galaxy.

If this group of combat robots had a ferocious appearance, the alien soldiers might not have been so alarmed, and it was the huge contrast between combat power and appearance that greatly shocked the alien soldiers.

The civilians of the earth are so capable of fighting, aren't the soldiers so strong?

The soldiers of the Thanos Legion have followed Thanos across the universe for many years, and have also encountered cosmic races with strong quality for all people, but none of them have a cute appearance like the earthlings.

The camera drone started shooting, and at the same time transmitted the captured footage to the migrant fleet, which was broadcast live to all earthlings.

Seeing the ferocious alien invaders being beaten and crawling by a robot dressed as a common man, with heavy casualties, the audience couldn't hold back their laughter and laughed one after another.

When people saw the stupidity of the space pirates under Thanos, even the sad atmosphere of being forced to leave their homeland was diluted a lot.

Thanos sat on the mothership in space, sitting on his floating throne, and also turned on the monitoring equipment to view the real-time transmission of the battlefield The picture doesn't matter, his face turned purple with anger when he saw it!

His army, which claims to be invincible in the universe and has annihilated countless civilized planets, is being pressed to the ground and beaten by a group of earth civilians, who can slaughter his elite soldiers in pieces regardless of men, women, children, and even babies.

This really disgraced the face of the overlord of the Thanos universe, how could he raise such a bunch of waste!

Thanos really couldn't bear to see it, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help but raise his hand to hold his forehead and be speechless, but unfortunately the house leak happened to rain overnight, and Ebony Throat came to Thanos's side and handed him a tablet that could connect to the galactic quantum network.

It is the picture of Thanos leading a large army to invade the earth in a bullish manner, and as a result, as soon as the soldiers landed in New York, they were beaten by the citizens of New York.

There are also aliens brushing the barrage and commenting on it.

"Thanos has a name, and the rumors say it so strongly, I think that's what it is. The elite warriors under his command can't even defeat the old, weak, sick and disabled people of the earthlings, and they are about to be suppressed by the civilians, could it be that the countless civilization planets he conquered were blown out by himself? ”

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense to bring disaster to your planet, Thanos's army is not weak at all, my hometown was destroyed by the orbital parachute of the army under his command, it can only be said that the earthlings are too powerful! It's really a fighting nation! ”

"Worthy of the legendary terrifying Homo erectus!"

"That's the home planet of Luo Feng, the pajama man who can shock the three major empires of the universe alone!"

"Earthlings are really not easy to mess with, this time Thanos can be regarded as a kick to the iron plate."

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Thanos looked at the comments, the bruises on his forehead burst out, he smashed the tablet, couldn't sit still anymore, got up angrily, stood in front of the porthole of the mothership and let out a furious roar at the earth.