Luo Feng's idea of sending students to learn magic from the Asgardians was very good, but unfortunately this idea could not be realized, and the queen Frigga casually found a reason to refuse.

At this point, Luo Feng finally understood that it was still Odin's old plan, and his intention to send Thor as a negotiator was only to deal with the earthlings, and only let Thor accompany the guests from the earth to eat, drink, and communicate with each other, but he would not reach any agreement or covenant.

The Earth Space Fleet anchored in Asgard and began its ...... I don't know how many days of friendly visits.

To put it bluntly, His Excellency Luo Feng, the commander of the Earth Space Fleet, led his army to Asgard, and made up his mind that unless the God King Odin used force to drive people away, he would never leave.

It takes time to cultivate feelings, a good woman is still afraid of Lai Han's entanglement, deepen the mutual understanding between the two planets, eliminate the estrangement, the best way is to get along for a long time, the longer you get along, the deeper the feelings, maybe a little more grinding, the original stranded plan will take a turn.

In addition, Director Luo also had a small calculation, thinking about selling some earth's specialties to Asgard in exchange for some Asgardian gold coins.

Gold Asgardian coins are not made of gold, but are made of a cosmic rare metal that does not exist on Earth.

The common unit of currency in the galaxy is credit, which supports electronic transfers, and in the Guardians of the Galaxy Guardians, Star-Lord used this currency, and he bought a cellmate's prosthetic leg for 30,000 credits.

Earth currency and galactic credit coins cannot be exchanged, and precious metals and gems on the earth can only be sold as garbage in the universe.

There are many planets made of gold and diamonds, and hundreds or thousands of tons can be mined by flying over a mining spaceship, and the cost is only fuel money.

The earthlings who have just walked into the vast sea of stars are actually very poor, and Tony Stark's entire net worth is converted into tens of thousands of dollars in US dollars and then converted into credits, which is estimated to be less rich than an interstellar pirate.

Thor once joked that one gold Asgardian coin could be exchanged for $4 billion, which is an exaggeration, but it is also true, because one gold Asgardian coin can be exchanged for dark matter fuel needed to mine and refine 100 tons of pure gold.

A hundred tons of gold is worth nearly four billion US dollars, but the aliens in the galaxy rarely go to the Golden Planet to dig for gold, because the value of gold is too low, and it will not cover the fuel money when it is dug up and sold, and it will be a loss.

From the perspective of the galaxy, the richest person on earth is actually Luo Feng, who owns three Infinity Stones, and if an Infinity Stone is sold to the collector Di Fan, it can be sold for 4 billion credit coins, which is a lot of money.

If you don't take advantage of the time you are anchored in Asgard to make some extra money, and when you fly to the Sandar Star Domain, you won't have a single credit on your account, and you won't have the money to fill the short-haul jump generator with dark matter fuel.

As a result, Luo Feng's first pot of gold in Asgard locked in selling mobile phones!

What is extremely incompatible with the developed magic and divine power of the God's Domain is the way of information exchange of the people of the God's Domain, what age is it, and even uses ravens and owls to send letters, if a pair of people in love are in love Asgardian men and women play a long-distance relationship, they can't kill hundreds of birds a day?

After the communication engineers who came with the fleet set up power stations and communication base stations and servers in various parts of Asgard to ensure signal coverage, Luo Feng began to sell mobile phones to the people of Asgard.

Before the S.H.I.E.L.D. fleet departed, it received a sponsorship from Apple, on the condition that in addition to printing the Apple logo on the hull, it would also help Apple open up the extrastellar market, so the latest Apple mobile phones were given priority.

After the sales staff walked the streets and alleys to sell, it was considered to have sold a batch, but the user feedback was extremely poor, which greatly discredited the earth's goods.

It's not to blame that Apple's mobile phone is bad, it's just that it's not adaptable.

Asgardians, who have never used electronic products, can't figure out smart phones at all, and their finger strength is much greater than that of humans, so they accidentally crush the screen and bend the fuselage, which has a high damage rate.

Director Luo immediately came up with a backup plan and launched another sponsor's product, that is, Huaxia's unique imitation Nokia old machine.

This kind of mobile phone integrates Nokia's shell, the movement of the old man's machine, physical buttons, simple functions, simple operation, one-key dialing, and support voice calls......

As soon as the old man machine was put on sale, it became popular in Asgard, and it was loved by Asgardian users, and overnight there was a communication revolution in Asgard, and the ravens and owls were laid off, and the people no longer had to worry about being hit on the head by someone's communication bird feces when walking on the road.

If you want to contact someone, you just need to take out the old man's machine, press the shortcut key or call the person's name, you can immediately dial the other party's number, and the other party can talk after connecting, how convenient and fast!

An Asgardian gold coin can buy an elderly machine, and you can also enjoy the first year of free phone bills, but it is much lower than the cost of buying birds and raising birds, which can be described as cheap and good.

Director Luo's second pot of gold locked the arms trade, and he purchased a large number of M16 rifles and a large number of rifle bullets from Texas, hoping to sell these weapons to the Asgardian army.

I don't know what the reason is, the Asgardian warrior picking up two M16 rifles is much stronger than holding the sword and shield made by the dwarves, if the Asgardian Legion can be equipped with this batch of munitions eliminated by the Mi Army, the Heroic Spirit Legion in the face of the goddess of death Hela is not without the power to fight.

However, the idea is very good, but the reality is very cruel, this batch of arms is not cared for, and the Asgardian soldiers sneer at the burning sticks of the earthlings and disdain to use them, and Luo Feng lost his pants in this deal.

The arms business could not be done, so Luo Feng could only concentrate on selling mobile phones in order to save some fuel money for the fleet.

After all, the dark matter fuel Earth cannot produce yet, and the dark matter fuel that supports the fleet's flight to Asgard is still pumped out of the fuel bunkers of the Zitari mothership, and a little less is used.

After thousands of phones were sold, like a little butterfly fanning its wings, it caused a storm, and the lives of Asgardians gradually changed.

On this morning, King Odin came to the balcony of Asgard and looked down on his people as he had done before, but heard a burst of singing from below.

"You're my little apple......"

"The end of the world is my love......"

"Love is not something you can sell if you want to buy it......"

"You are mighty and majestic, man, ...... majestic"

……

His Majesty the God King had a headache when he heard this, the Asgardians are very talented in language, and they can quickly master a language, Odin has been to the earth thousands of years ago, and he can understand the languages of all the peoples on the earth, of course he can understand Huaxia.

It was precisely because he understood that he had a headache, what kind of broken song is this, how can this kind of song become popular in the Divine Domain, this is really a divine power!

Lose all the faces of the gods!

With patience, Odin squinted his eyes and looked down, and saw his people lined up in the square in front of Asgard, dancing strange songs to different songs......

If you look closely, your eldest son, Thor is standing happily in front of a phalanx as the lead dancer, and his ass is twisted decently!

Oops, Odin groaned, clutching his chest, staring in front of him, almost falling off the balcony.

This made the god king angry, and it was almost dusk.

The ringtone library pre-stored in the movement of the Chinese old man machine is naturally a classic square dance music loved by the elderly friends of China, and the mobile phone ringtones can only be selected from these dance music.

After the people of the gods bought the phone, they had to be brainwashed by these ringtones every time they called, and at first they were as bored as Odin, thinking that the taste of the Midgardians was too bad, and the ringtones of the mobile phones were ugly.

Many Asgardians approached cell phone salesmen and asked for a change in the ringtone and an Asgardian harp tune.

However, the movement of this batch of copycat old people is cheap, and the ringtones are integrated into the movement, which is not so easy to change, and if you want to change the ringtone, you have to return to the factory.

The manufacturer is on the earth, and it is not up to these salesmen to decide if they want to return to the factory, so they reported the matter to Luo Feng.

Luo Feng also made a mistake, he didn't greet the United Nations at all when he led the fleet to leave the earth, he was a sneak away, and he never planned to go back until the task of collecting power gem information and searching for soul gems was completed.

Anyway, Asgard is almost Ragnarok, and after Luo Feng finishes this ticket, he doesn't plan to do business with the Asgardians for a long time, so there is no need to engage in any after-sales service.

So, Director Luo asked the salesman to tell the Asgardians: "Dear users, once the goods in our store are sold, they will not be returned. ”

This is clearly not replaced, and Asgardian mobile phone users can only continue to endure the bad ringtones.

But after a long time, as soon as you call, you will be destroyed by the ringtone, and you will hate it, and the Asgardians will find that they can sing without realizing it!

From time to time, the melody is naturally hummed.

These songs are poisonous!

After a few more days, the Asgardians, who had hated these songs very much, found themselves slowly enjoying these saliva songs with a sense of rhythm and rhyme.

Among the Huaxia salesmen who are responsible for the sales of the elderly machine, there are several middle-aged women who are a little older, and they are busy with sales work every day, and their entertainment in the evening is to dance and exercise in the square in front of the fairy palace.

As soon as they came and went, curious people from the Divine Domain joined in, dancing with the familiar mobile phone songs, which can be regarded as experiencing the unique square dance culture of Midgard.

With the increasing penetration rate of mobile phones, several Divine Comedy has become more and more widespread, and more and more people have joined the dance phalanx......

Prince Thor is also a lively person, and it is the duty of Nioh Mingjun to be happy with the people, so he also participated in this entertainment and fitness activity that the people of God and the people like to see, and because of his beautiful dancing posture and good figure, he became the lead dancer......