Chapter 101: The Bird of Revenge
Zhou Fengchen looked at this man and asked with difficulty, "What is Immortal Zhou?" You won't be either...... Met an old fairy, right? ”
"Old immortals? Nope! ”
The man was stunned for a moment, didn't wait for Zhou Fengchen to react, and then said: "This morning I went to buy vegetables and met a senior monk, who said that my Yintang is black, and there is a bad luck, and there must be someone in the family who is sick and miserable. Not to mention, it's really like this, my wife was sick some time ago, and she can't be cured no matter how much she can't be treated, and now she's still half-asleep, and I don't know how long I can last. I asked the monk what to do, and the monk said......"
Zhou Fengchen interrupted him and said with a straight face: "The senior monk said that his mana is limited and he can't do anything, but tonight a stranger will pass by in front of your house, this person looks to be in his twenties, about 1.75 meters tall, with a little long hair, single eyelids, surnamed Zhou, is a fairy, guaranteed to cure your family's diseases!" You have to stop him, be sincere, and don't let him go, right? ”
The man was stunned for a few seconds, then knelt down with a sigh of voice, hugging Zhou Fengchen's thigh, "Immortals!" It's so godly, it's almost the same as what the monk said! Is there something unclean in our house? Save my wife! ”
This voice is good, and a bunch of people ran out of the yard, knitting sweaters, carrying porridge bowls, eating melon seeds, and playing cards......
A group of people stared at each other, not to mention this curiosity.
Zhou Fengchen said in his heart, yes! That monster is so whole that it will run away without a trace, and today it is in vain!
He picked up the man and said very honorably: "I'll save it!" I'm so saved! But I want 10,000 dollars, okay? No, I'll go! ”
"Okay, okay!" The man got up and pulled Zhou Fengchen to the courtyard, "There are still 10,000 yuan at home!" ”
Zhou Fengchen followed the man into the courtyard and turned a corner to a house facing west and east.
There was a bunch of people coming behind him, his eyes were round, looking at the expression, just waiting for something funny, or looking for someone to brag about tomorrow.
Zhou Fengchen stood in front of the man's house with his hands behind his back, looked at the roof, looked around, and finally stared at the blackbird in a bird cage hanging in the corridor outside, sneered, and entered the house.
The room was a little messy, two seven or eight-year-old children were lying on the table doing their homework, and they were a little timid when they saw a stranger coming in, and there was a pale-faced woman lying on a big bed in the side room, half-asleep and humming, and a bunch of anti-inflammatory drugs were placed on the table next to them.
Zhou Fengchen stared at the woman for a while, pointed to the anti-inflammatory medicine and asked the man, "For your wife?"
The man nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I'm thinking that taking some anti-inflammatory drugs can alleviate some symptoms."
Zhou Fengchen waved his hand: "Throw it away!"
"Huh?" The man blinked: "Why?"
"What medicine to take if you are not sick! Thrown! ”
"Ugh! Okay, okay! The man threw the medicine into the trash.
Zhou Fengchen turned around and walked out of the side room, and almost bumped into someone when he got outside, and a hall was crowded with all kinds of people, which was more lively than watching a movie.
The man came out, and when he saw that Zhou Fengchen's face was not good, he hurriedly shouted: "Uncle, uncle, aunt, uncle, let's not look at it, okay?" Influence the gods to do things! ”
"Okay, okay!" There was a lot of laughter in the room, and it soon dispersed.
Zhou Fengchen shook his head, squatted behind the two children, looked at it for a while, and asked, "Children, are your grades good?"
The little girl was not afraid of people, and smiled and said, "Uncle, I am the first in the class."
The little boy was a little scared and whispered, "I'm thirty in the class."
Zhou Fengchen was happy and asked the little boy, "How many people are in your class?"
The little boy's voice lowered, "Thirty." ”
Zhou Fengchen snorted and laughed.
The man behind him was stunned, how could this fairy play with his own child? asked dryly: "Immortal Zhou, do you see...... What the hell is going on? Does the child have a problem? ”
"Ugh! What can be wrong with the child. Zhou Fengchen coughed, nodded and motioned to go out to speak.
When the two arrived at a dark corner of the courtyard, Zhou Fengchen pointed to the bird cage hanging in front of the man's house and asked, "Where did you get the blackbird in there?"
The man was stunned for a moment, a little grass and trees, and said: "My friend picked it up on the road, he didn't know what breed it was, so he gave it to me, I raised it to play, what's wrong, is there anything wrong with this bird?"
Zhou Fengchen thought about it, but didn't answer directly, and asked again: "You tell me the truth, have you killed anyone recently?"
The man's face changed greatly, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Zhou Fengchen lowered his face, "Tell the truth to Lao Tzu!" ”
The man cowardly said, "Yes! But it's not my fault. ”
Zhou Fengchen frowned and asked, "What's the situation?"
The man said: "I have a colleague, named Zhang Jie, this guy is a dead gambler, some time ago at the card table lost all the money, his wife took the child back to her parents' house and did not want to go back, I owe him 20,000 yuan, he came to me, said to go to the casino to return to the capital, I was afraid that he would lose again, did not give it to him, quietly let my wife take the money and give it to his wife, as a result, he couldn't think about it, and committed suicide by drinking pesticides."
Zhou Fengchen smiled and said, "I know what's going on."
The man asked curiously, "What's the matter?"
"There's a ghost in your house!" Zhou Fengchen said in a low voice.
"Huh?" The man was startled and stammered, "Where, where did the ghost come from?" God, fairy lord, you can't lie to me. ”
Zhou Fengchen said: "What am I lying to you for? When your colleague died, he became the blackbird, and he deliberately let your friend pick it up, and then he was sure to give it to you, and when he came to your house, he began to plague your wife, and if I am not mistaken, your wife will not live long, and then he will plague your two children. ”
The man stood up suddenly, his face pale, looked at the bird cage hanging in front of the door, gritted his teeth with hatred, and raised his feet to prepare to pounce.
Zhou Fengchen hurriedly grabbed him and said: "This is a sneaky anger, turning into a complaining bird, this complaining bird is full of grievances, it is very difficult, it can't be killed, it can't be broken, even if it is killed, it will come another day, what should you do?"
The man cried with a sad face, "Then, what do you say?" ”
Zhou Fengchen whispered this, so and so and so, and the man who listened widened his eyes, "Can you do this?" ”
Zhou Fengchen nodded: "Okay!"
Next, the man went to find someone, and Zhou Fengchen pretended to wander around casually, and when he arrived in front of the bird cage, he opened the door of the bird cage casually.
When he returned to the house, the man also found someone, and there were only two of them, and the relationship with the man was very good.
The four of them carried the child into the back room, and then pulled out the table to play poker with eyebrows, and deliberately pulled his throat, "How big is it?" ”
"Fifty, do you dare?"
"What don't you dare? I'm afraid of you! ”
Zhou Fengchen and the other two deliberately released water to let the man win at first, and the man quickly piled up a lot of money in front of him, looking no less than four or five thousand, and yelled excitedly, "Damn!" Win! What a hard idea today! ”
At that moment, the blackbird outside emerged from its cage, flapped its wings and flew in, standing aside and tilting its head to watch.
The man and his two friends, cold sweat flowed out all at once, and Zhou Fengchen hurriedly made a look, meaning to continue.
Next, the man deliberately played the wrong card, Zhou Fengchen and two other people teamed up to get him, and after a while, the man lost all the money he won, and he posted more than 1,000 upside down, crying and looking for Zhou Fengchen to borrow money, "Dude! Borrow me 200 lines? Just two hundred, return to you! ”
Zhou Fengchen glanced at the blackbird, and reluctantly gave the man two hundred, "Na! Remember! You can't afford it! ”
The man nodded, "Remember!" I can get it back! ”
But then, he still lost, and after a while, he borrowed a butt account from Zhou Fengchen and the others, thinking that he could return to his capital every time, but he always lost, and finally cried helplessly.
Zhou Fengchen felt that the heat was almost over, and slapped the cards on the table violently, pointed at the man, but glared at the blackbird and said: "There is no reason to win long on the card table, and there is no saying about returning to the original, you only blame yourself for being greedy and addicted to gambling, not living a good life, disappointing your family, and resenting your friends, what are you?" Bah! ”
The blackbird was stunned for a moment, croaked and retreated again and again, and cried loudly: "Dao Chief, I know that I am wrong, I am wrong, I am wrong, woo woo woo ......"