Chapter 458: Don't Our Lady! [68 more]
"Brother Yi, are you kidding?" Hold it for a long time, Tony. Stark finally couldn't help but complain: "Newton's three laws, how can it be smoking, drinking, and burning your head?" ”
Ling Yi shrugged his shoulders, "The three laws you said are not Newton's real laws at all, let me ask you, is Newton hot?" ”
"This ......," Tony Stark thought for a moment, "he's wearing a curly wig, which is kind of a perm." ”
"Does he drink?"
"He's an English aristocrat, so naturally he's a drinker."
"So does he smoke or not?"
"I guess I smoke too."
"Isn't that the end of it? The three laws of life, smoking, drinking, and perming your hair! ”
"No, no, Brother Yi, I'm asking about the three laws of sports."
"Oh, you said it earlier! Newton's three laws of motion are smoking while walking, drinking while smoking, and burning your head while drinking. Ling Yi is serious nonsense, and he is not ashamed of it at all.
"......" Tony. Stark was about to be driven crazy by Ling Yi.
Zilan, who was sitting in the corner, couldn't stop anymore, cleared his throat and said: "Newton's first law: all objects always remain at rest or in a uniform linear motion under any circumstances, when they are not acted upon by external forces. Newton's second law: The acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the resultant force exerted on the object, inversely proportional to the mass of the object, and the direction of acceleration is the same as the direction of the resultant force. Newton's third law: A pair of forces acting on two objects acting in opposite directions and equal in magnitude act on the same straight line and act on two different objects. Hmph, that's what kindergarten does. ”
Ling Yi immediately said, "Did you hear that?" This is what our kindergarten will do, such a simple question, don't ask it again next time. ”
Tony. Stark nodded with emotion, "Brother Yi, you are shameless, the number one in the world." ”
"I conceded." Ling Yi said modestly.
Tony. Stark smiled bitterly and shook his head, "By the way, Brother Yi, let's be serious, I want to close my Stark Industries' weapons research and development department." ”
This matter was also expected by Ling Yi.
In the first part of the movie "Iron Man", Tony. Stark got off the private jet, ordered a hamburger, and then directly held a press conference to tell the media around the world that he would close the weapons research and development department of Stark Industries and concentrate on clean energy in the future.
Tony. Stark wanted to explain his motives further, but Ling Yi shook his head, "Nini, don't be the Holy Mother." ”
"Huh?" Tony. Stark blinked in confusion.
"I know that you want to close the weapons department because you see that a lot of arms in your company are going into the hands of terrorists. But do you think that if you don't make weapons, the terrorists won't have weapons in their hands? Can't they kill people? If you don't make weapons, there will be no war in this world? ”
A couple of rhetorical questions in a row put Tony. Stark asked, dumbfounded.
Just a minute ago, Ling Yi was still the same scumbag who couldn't answer Newton's three laws, and now, Tony. Stark felt that Ling Yi's head was extremely transparent, and he could see the problem very clearly.
Ling Yi continued: "In this world, as long as there are interests, there will be disputes, and as long as there are disputes, there will be wars. War is the ultimate manifestation of conflict of interests, and it is not something that you, as an arms maker, can control. ”
There is a saying that good will triumph over evil, but in fact this sentence is only for fools. You are so smart, you should understand that what can defeat justice is not necessarily justice, it is more likely to be evil, and what can defeat evil can never be justice, it can only be something more evil than evil. Tens of thousands of years ago, we waged war with stones and sticks, thousands of years ago we waged war with bows and arrows and swords and horses, and hundreds of years ago we waged war with gunpowder bombs. There is no justice at all, it's all evil and greater evil. ”
"If you shut down Stark Industries' weapons manufacturing department, your weapons manufacturing staff will leave, and then they will set up a brand new arms company with the support of other funds, and then there will be a flood of weapons, and you can only sit on the sidelines, and nothing can be helped."
"If you want peace, you have to have a stick in your hand." Ling Yi said in a solemn tone: "Your stick is not thick or hard, do you think you still have the right to speak?" Therefore, I said that you don't want the Virgin, don't be brainwashed by the so-called positive energy in the movie and the movie, we live to survive. The more powerful it is, the more room it will have. If you cut off your arms, others will not pity you, but will take advantage of your illness and kill you. ”
After speaking, Ling Yi drank the whiskey in the glass and sat quietly on the luxurious seat.
Tony. Stark listened to Ling Yi's words as seriously as if he was listening to a book from heaven.
After a few seconds, he let out a long sigh of relief, "Brother Yi, I took it, this time I was really convinced!" You're right, I'm too virgin, it's not my fault that the weapons of my Stark Industries have fallen into the hands of terrorists, but someone is secretly making trouble, and if I choke on food, I will lose the initiative! Good! I listen to you, I'm not going to shut down Stark Industries' weapons R&D! I'm going to invest more in that! ”
Ling Yi grinned and said, "This is the smart Nini!" ”
"Brother Yi, I would love to hire you as my vice president of Stark Industries!"
"Haha, no, I have two companies of my own, and I don't want more." Ling Yi waved his hand.
"That'...... All right. "Tony. Stark said with great regret.
At this time, I heard the captain announce: "Mr. Stark, the plane is landing, and the destination this time is Maryland Airport. Miss Potts and your chauffeur Happy. Hogan, is waiting for you. ”
"Well, that's good." Tony. Stark smiled and introduced to Ling Yi: "You will like my driver, he is quite an interesting person, and don't underestimate him, he is a professional boxer." ”
The private jet landed slowly and the hatch opened. Stark was the first to step out of the cabin.
Little Pepper Pepper. Potts, dressed in professional women's attire, looked at the private jet with concern. Stark walked out smiling, and she turned her head uncontrollably to wipe her tears.
Professionally, this is absolutely not allowed.
Pepper. Potts also never makes unprofessional mistakes.
But after a life-and-death parting, she really couldn't control her emotions.
"Chili!" Tony. Stark walked briskly down the gangway and gave it to Pepper. Potts gave a big hug.
Pepper. Potts said with red eyes: "It's a pleasure...... You can come back safely. Otherwise, I'll have to resubmit my resume. ”
Tony. Stark laughed: "Just to prevent you from resubmitting your resume, I have to climb back." ”
Pepper. Potts burst into tears and laughed.
Driver Happy. Hogan leaned in, "Boss, I've actually already written my resume." ”
"Oh, is it? Well, you're fired. ”
"No, boss!"
"Just kidding! Are you ready for the launch? Obadai has arrived, right? Let's go straight to the press conference! ”
(End of chapter)