Chapter 111: All are unqualified
Before Luo Feng could make a choice, sparks had already sparked between the only two people on the stage.
Jenna's clumsy performance attracted the sneers of the old drama bone Isiya, and the female elf couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hena Li is on top, this performance is really unsightly, she has a good face, she can't speak on stage, and she wants to compete with me for the leading role." ”
The young girl was already trembling with nervousness, and when she heard such a cynicism, she said angrily: "Old immortal, what's so great about you? It's just relying on the old and selling the old, as soon as I got on stage, I thought it was an old crow flying into the theater! ”
Hearing this, Elf Isia's face sank, and she said-for-tat: "Short-lived species, when you are so old that your teeth have fallen out, I am still in puberty!" The day you die of old age, I will go to your grave and dance for you! ”
"Go back to Yongju Island, you nasty forest slut!"
Jenna was annoyed and scolded: "I heard that the elves living in the human world are not serious elves, many elves hook up with three generations of grandchildren, and the old ones die and mess around with the little ones!" ”
Where could Isiya stand this kind of anger, and sneered: "What do you know about the milky child? It is not that having a good face is equal to charm, charm is the essence accumulated over time, it is maturity and connotation. As a child like you, Mr. Bredrow doesn't like it at all, and occasionally it's okay to be a toy. ”
"Mr. Bredrow!"
Jenna couldn't say anything about Isiah, and asked Luo Feng, who was having a headache in the audience, for help: "Listen, what is this called, the heroine Rose is an innocent and kind girl, which is in line with my temperament, and it is most suitable for me to be the heroine, just let that elf play a third-class shrew." ”
"Mr. Bredrow." Ithia also said to Luo Feng: "You should remember the fate of the Imprint City Troupe, they made do with a very inexperienced stand-in, and as a result, the performance frequently went wrong, and they were interrupted by the audience's boos, and their reputation stinked!" ”
This is exactly what Jenna's weakness is, her acting skills are not much better than that of Bifu, the stand-in of the Imprint City Theater Company, and in order to fight for the role of Rose, the young girl decides to fight.
After all, this "Titanic" is likely to become a classic repertoire that will last for centuries, and she can also become an instant hit with Rose's role and become a hot actress in Amm and even the entire Sword Bay area.
Jenna blushed and said, "Director Bredero, my acting skills are poor, but diligence can make up for it." I can come to your room every night and stay up all night to ask you about acting, I believe that after your teaching, I can be qualified for the role of 'Rose', please, you must teach me." ”
Looking at the young girl on Xia Fei's cheeks saying Ren Juncai's words in a coquettish tone, Luo Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Seeing this, Isia couldn't help it, and said in a more feminine tone: "Director Bledero, what's so good about that kind of girl who is as clumsy in bed as she is on stage, I'm a woman with more than 200 years of bed, cough cough, and experience on stage." You know a little bit about what tricks and postures, you just need to lie down and enjoy it, and you are satisfied. ”
Hey, this is an old female driver.
Luo Feng couldn't choose for a while, should he eat tender grass or get into the old female driver's car?
Tang Xiaotian, who was standing on the side as the director's assistant, couldn't stand it, the more he talked about this topic, where was the actress being chosen!
"Ahem!"
Tang Xiaotian pretended to cough and said coldly: "Please also ask the three of you to respect yourself, the stage of the theater is a sacred occasion, and discussing this kind of topic, the god of art, Fande, is to be condemned!" ”
"I'm a self-respecting Io!"
Luo Feng muttered unhappily and waved his hand at the two actresses on stage, signaling that their auditions were over.
"I won't decide on the spot, you better go back and wait for news."
The two actresses glared at each other, and each left the stage in a huff, and when they walked past Luo Feng, they quietly stuffed him with a note with the addresses of the two of them.
Tang Xiaotian saw this scene in her eyes, hating her so much that her teeth itched, and because of Luo Feng's presence, she couldn't angrily reprimand these two actresses who wanted to be submerged.
When the two actresses walked out of the theater gate, Luo Feng tore the two notes into pieces and scattered them casually.
"Neither of these men is qualified." Luo Feng rubbed his temples and said to Tang Xiaotian, who was in charge of recording on the side.
Tang Xiaotian was secretly happy in his heart, but he made a worried statement: "However, the two of them are the last two actresses, if they are not qualified, no one will pass this round of auditions, do we have to find another batch of actresses for the second round of auditions?" ”
"Don't look for it, this batch can already represent the highest level of actresses in Am's entertainment industry." Luo Feng shook his head and said, "I'm afraid it's not as good as this batch to find another batch." ”
"Could it be that there is a candidate you like among the people you eliminated before?"
Tang Xiaotian flipped through the list of eliminators, she thought about it for a long time and didn't think that there were people who were eliminated before who were stronger than Jenna and Isiya.
"The previous group of people were too much of an eyesore to be extras, how could there be a suitable candidate?" Luo Feng sighed, he rubbed his temples hard, looking distressed.
Tang Xiaotian licked his lips and tried to ask, "Do you want me to try my hand on stage?" I've never seen a pig run, I've at least eaten pork, and my favorite movie is "Titanic", I've watched it more than ten times, maybe I'm better than them. ”
"Okay."
Luo Feng glanced at her and said with a sneer: "Since you are so active, I will give you a chance, you go up and try the play, and you will play the third act and the fourth scene." ”
"Okay!"
Tang Xiaotian hurriedly agreed, happily opened the script, turned to the third act and the fourth scene, and drooped down after just one glance at his face.
Act 3, Scene 4 is where the male protagonist Io paints a portrait of the female protagonist Rose...... The heroine wants to appear in full X, lying on the sofa chair and posing in a very seductive pose.
"The old lady can't play this scene!"
didn't go on stage, Tang Xiaotian dropped the script, hugged his arms and sulked.
"It's self-aware." Luo Feng pouted in disgust: "I know that I am not in good shape, and I don't have much to look at when I show off the airport." ”
He rubbed his head again and muttered in distress: "If only I could use shadow doppelgangers and color seduction, I will use the color seduction technique to play Rose, and the hero and heroine will do it alone, so I don't have to bother so much to find an actor." ”
Tang Xiaotian got goosebumps when she heard it, you must know that there are many passionate scenes between the heroes and heroines of the Titanic, and she can't imagine what it is like for a man to play a passionate rivalry with his female doppelganger.
Luo Feng sighed again and said, "It's a pity that the two magics of the Feron Continent's version of the shadow clone 'Simulacrum' and the color seduction technique 'Chaos Fluctuation - Transfiguration' can't be used by me as a warrior monk, and this heroine still has to continue to look for it." ”
"Captain, didn't you say you wouldn't have the next round of auditions? How do you find the heroine? Tang Xiaotian asked.
"How do you find it? Look for it on the street. ”
Luo Feng said: "Let's make a cameo appearance as a talent scout to see if we can find potential girls on the street, aren't many big directors in the real world finding a suitable heroine also an amateur found on the street by chance?" ”
Tang Xiaotian always felt that the captain's words seemed to be taken from some kind of unhealthy film, and this street search for amateur actresses didn't seem to be very serious, but out of consideration for maintaining her ladylike image, she still couldn't help but complain.