Chapter 0110 Big Fool
"Me, I've reached the second level, and I'm already able to move freely in this place." Shao Lao began to brag about himself.
"How many floors are there?" Zhang Ming secretly thought that he was only on the second floor, and he was not afraid of falling into the sky and dying of pain when he blew himself into the sky.
"There are ten floors." Shao Lao didn't feel ashamed, and directly said that there were several layers, as if he was very powerful on the second floor.
"It turns out that you have only practiced to the second level, no wonder." Zhang Ming looked suddenly enlightened.
"What's the wonder?" Shao Lao asked depressedly and instinctively.
"No wonder you're so good." Zhang Ming said it directly, and he didn't care what Shao Lao's reaction was.
When Shao Lao heard Zhang Ming's words, he suddenly became angry and blew his beard and glared angrily, "Boy, you dare to doubt my ability, don't you know, it's good for ordinary people to be able to cultivate to the third layer." ”
"How can I doubt you, you are too weak, so how many levels do you have to practice in the real world to be considered successful?" Zhang Ming continued to say that Shao Lao is weak, the purpose is to provoke Shao Lao.
"Five floors." Shao Lao said angrily, if Shao Lao can beat Zhang Ming now, he wants to beat Zhang Ming first.
"Haha......" Zhang Ming listened to Shao Lao's words and immediately laughed.
"Boy, what are you laughing at?" Shao Lao was depressed, he didn't find anything funny, what is this Zhang Ming laughing at?
"Nothing, nothing, I don't laugh anymore." Zhang Ming continued when he stopped laughing, "Old Shao, you are so old that you are only two layers, what a failure, if I practice casually, I can at least go up to the fifth layer." ”
"Boy, don't be arrogant, it would be a miracle if you could have a layer, don't think that you have the talent to cultivate the Ten Thousand Transformations Dragon Decision, and practicing other kung fu can be smooth." Shao Lao couldn't stand a little kid who said again and again that he was weak, and it would be good if he didn't run wild.
"Whether you are arrogant or not is not up to you, if you have the ability to bet, as long as you teach me, my casual achievements can be higher than yours." Zhang Ming continued.
"Boy, the cowhide will break if it blows up, I'm going to ......" Shao Lao was almost about to say, "I'm here to see how you have achieved more than me." The last sentence was abruptly stopped by himself, and he reacted and said, "Boy, you want to learn my martial arts, you don't have to go around the bush like this, just say it directly, the agitation method is useless to me." ”
"Where am I to motivate you, where do I want to learn your martial arts, your martial arts say that ordinary people can't learn it, isn't it useless? And you're only two layers, so you can't teach it, so it's better to save it. Zhang Ming continued to agitate the general, saying that if he is not excited, he is actually still agitated.
"I've said that the radical method is useless to me." Shao Lao just doesn't eat this set.
"Oh? Then I'll ask you to teach me. Zhang Ming said in a different way.
"Look, you still want to learn." Shao Lao said with a smile.
"It's still not interesting to think about it, it's better to learn my Wanhua Dragon Pilot, if you learn your kung fu, you will be scared when you go out and move, it's better not to learn, your second-layer strength doesn't seem to be enough to teach people." Zhang Ming was agitating the general, and at the same time talked about Shao Lao's martial arts very well.
"Good boy, you actually underestimate me like this, it seems that if I don't play two tricks, you don't know that I am powerful." Shao Lao was glared at by Zhang Ming's blowing beard.
"Okay, you can play it, I'm looking forward to it." Zhang Ming pretended to be worshipping, and changed his face in a blink of an eye, "But you have such a strength to play around, it shouldn't be anything to look at, at most it will come and go without a trace, it's just scary." After Zhang Ming finished speaking, Shao Lao disappeared, and Zhang Ming didn't care about his disappearance, because Shao Lao often played disappearing.
Zhang Ming thought that Shao Lao was said a few words and left, feeling a little regretful that he couldn't learn that kung fu, but after a while, Shao Lao appeared in front of Zhang Ming again, Zhang Ming was bored at this time, and he was going to use it for cultivation in the next time, but he didn't expect to appear again, "I said Shao Lao, what is the matter with you?" ”
"Are you looking for me?" Shao Lao's voice came from behind Zhang Ming.
Behind?? So what's the one in front? Zhang Ming hurriedly turned his head, Zhang Ming found that there was an old Shao standing behind him, Zhang Ming's eyes widened, he thought he was wrong, and rubbed his eyes to see it.
"He's looking for me." Shao Lao in front of Zhang Ming spoke.
Ga? Both can talk? Shenma situation, how did he suddenly conjure up two Shao Lao, and both of them could speak, but Zhang Ming was scared, although Shao Lao is not a person, but these two are exactly the same as the real and fake Monkey King in Journey to the West, it is more difficult to distinguish between the real and false Monkey King Ah, if only one can speak, Zhang Ming can think that one is a fake illusion.
By the way, Shao Lao is an illusion, and it shouldn't be difficult to create another illusion, thinking of this, he immediately said, "Anyway, it's just an old Shao, I'll find anyone the same." ”
"Who said that, I'm Shao Lao, he doesn't know where to come to impostor, say, what's the matter with me." This is Shao Lao behind Zhang Ming who spoke, Zhang Ming marked him as Shao Laoyi, and the one in front of him was marked Shao Laojia.
"He's looking for me, not you." Shao Laojia was not willing to lag behind.
"Stop, I said that you guys are talking about one Shao Lao as if it were two people?" Zhang Ming was depressed, obviously he was just an old Shao, and now he seemed to be talking about two people, which was really boring.
Now Zhang Ming has turned around, that is, Shao Laojia stands on Zhang Ming's left, and Shao Laoyi stands on Zhang Ming's right.
After Zhang Ming's words were finished, Shao Laojia on the left disappeared, and then Shao Laoyi on the right also disappeared, and finally a Shao Lao appeared in front of Zhang Ming, "Boy, how about my move?" Now take it, right? Shao Lao stood in front of Zhang Ming and said with a smile.
"Serve, I didn't say I was unconvinced, I took the five-body body to the ground." Zhang Ming hurriedly said, but what he said was not so sincere.
"Well, now I know how good I am." Shao Lao saw that Zhang Ming was convinced, and he didn't care about any sincerity, so his face blossomed.
"Well, I don't think I know." Zhang Ming replied after pretending to think about it.
Shao Lao almost jumped like thunder, if he could beat Zhang Ming, he might have no hesitation, but unfortunately there was no such if.
"Boy, don't think I don't know, you actually want to learn, you just don't say it." Shao Lao said directly.
"Okay, then I'll say it." Zhang Ming said indifferently.
Shao Lao felt so wrong when he heard it, as if he was asking Zhang Mingxue, "Eh, why do I think you are so insincere." ”
"Oh, I'm not going to learn either." Zhang Ming showed even more interest in Shao Lao's martial arts this time, Zhang Ming's performance was very similar, so Zhang Ming added more oil, "What time is it, if you tear it down again and it will be dawn, will you let me practice?" Zhang Ming showed full impatience.
"No, you said that you bet, you have to learn the four-layer ...... you said within the time I set the time" Shao Lao didn't know whether he was fooled by Zhang Ming or provoked by Zhang Ming, so he said directly.
Zhang Ming snickered in his heart, but he was a little embarrassed on the surface, "I just talked about it, I didn't plan to learn from you at all, and the bet is just a matter of words, you don't have to care." Zhang Ming showed that he didn't want to learn, and he denied it.
"Absolutely not, men are responsible for what they say, and they have to fulfill it." Shao Lao didn't follow, and showed full begging for Zhang Mingxue.
Zhang Ming laughed in his heart, but on the surface, he said, "Okay, I'll reluctantly learn." "Zhang Ming, this is absolutely cheap.
"I'll show up when you've practiced the basics, and I'll show up when you've finished practicing." After Shao Lao finished speaking, he disappeared, "Let's seriously practice the basic skills of Wanhua Dragon Pilot." At this time, Shao Lao's voice came from a distance.
"Damn, I haven't prepared to teach after talking about it for so long, it's really a waste of Lao Tzu's saliva." Zhang Ming scolded in his heart and scolded Shao Lao all over again.
At this time, Zhang Ming felt that it was better to go to the toilet first, so he returned to reality.
After Zhang Ming got up and went to the toilet, he felt that he hadn't seen the night of the school for a long time, so he decided to stand at the window and watch the night scene of the school.
Wei Zhengyan can be said to be a psychopath, when he was a child, on a thunderstorm night, Wei Zhengyan wore a white raincoat to his mother's factory to deliver an umbrella, because he was small and ran fast, he was like a white shadow swishing on the road.