Chapter 113: It's time to do something
"Hmmm! What time is it? Lan Yudie finally woke up, saw the sun rising high in the sky, and asked.
"It's past eleven o'clock." Xiao Fei looked at his phone and said, "Let's go down the mountain, the old man said that he would do something at noon." ”
"Good!" Blue Rain Butterfly's head left his shoulder and stood up. So, the two of them walked down the mountain one after the other.
"Hey, you two are not satisfied after playing in the mountains all night, and you are willing to wait until noon to go down the mountain." On the way down the mountain, I saw Lin Xiaowu and Chen Mengqi from a distance. Lin Xiaowu said loudly as soon as she saw them.
"yes, yes, is that really that fun, so that you guys won't go down the mountain until now?" Chen Mengqi blinked and said to Lan Yudie.
It turned out that Xiao Xinghua didn't want them to go up the mountain, for fear of violating Xiao Fei's taboo. But when he saw that it was almost noon, and they were about to start doing something, he agreed to let them come to the mountain to find someone. I thought that the little monk should have finished teaching, probably because he was too sleepy on the mountain last night and fell asleep. Although he is a strong grandmaster, he is not very old after all.
"You're all talking nonsense, we're not doing anything." After the meeting of the four of them, Lan Yudie said.
"Nothing? We don't believe it. Lin Xiaowu said, and walked to Lan Yudie's side after speaking, "Come, the two of us have questions to interrogate you." She and Chen Mengqi actually pulled Lan Yudie to the back and stopped to whisper to her.
And Xiao Fei saw that they seemed to be messing around again, so he ignored them. He was not interested in eavesdropping, so he walked straight down the mountain.
"Yudie, you give us an honest explanation, what did you two do last night?" Seeing that Xiao Fei was walking away, Lin Xiaowu asked.
"Not really." Blue Rain Butterfly said.
"We don't believe it anyway!" Chen Mengqi said, "Yudie, you can admit it, it's not a big deal anyway." In our school, several couples have gone out to open rooms, and they haven't seen much shyness. ”
"That is, tell us the details, and we can learn and learn." Before Lan Yudie could answer, Lin Xiaowu interjected eagerly.
"If you want to know the details, it's not like you haven't seen it on TV." Lan Yudie glanced at her and said, "Moreover, you can also ask those girls who have opened a room, catch me and ask what's going on." ”
"Those on TV are all lies!" Chen Mengqi said, "And those girls, we don't know them at all." "The girls and other girls of the Bilibili Demon Girl Heavenly Group are basically two groups.
"Well, let me tell you clearly, we didn't do anything!" Lan Yudie said, "And it's impossible to do anything at all." ”
"I can't!" Seeing what Lan Yudie said so categorically, Lin Xiaowu said suspiciously, "You are a nymphomaniac, and that guy is." Dried vegetables are on fire, and nothing happens? ”
"Who's nymphomaniac? You're a nymphomaniac! Lan Yudie said dissatisfiedly.
"Yudie, are you lying to us?" Chen Mengqi said, "We are good sisters, if you don't tell the truth, it will be too uninteresting." ”
"......It's like this," Lan Yudie whispered in their ears.
"That's so unlucky!" Lin Xiaowu suddenly realized.
"Haha, that's what happened." Chen Mengqi also said. "No wonder we see you walking down the mountain."
"How's the way you walk?" Lan Yudie asked.
"I heard that after the girl went through it for the first time, it was very painful. It will also swell and limp. Don't ask me how I know, these are what I read in books. Lin Xiaowu said, "And the little monk's Ding Ding is still very big, it should be even more powerful!" ”
"You actually know that his Ding Ding is huge!" Chen Mengqi and Lan Yudie jumped up, "Tell me honestly, what is the secret between the two of you!" ”
"There are no secrets!" Lin Xiaowu hurriedly defended, "I was making breakfast that morning, and he was behind me, and he actually had evil thoughts, which I saw by chance." Speaking of men, it's like a woman's breasts, and you can see the size through your clothes. ”
"So you just see the normal reaction of boys every morning, it's really boring." Chen Mengqi said disappointedly.
"What do you think is interesting? I don't know what you're thinking about all day long in your little head. Lin Xiaowu said, "Okay, don't ask me about it anymore, our goal today should be Blue Rain Butterfly." ”
Lin Xiaowu turned her head to Lan Yudie and said, "Say, if it weren't for your inconvenience, would something really happen between the two of you?" ”
"Nor will it!" Lan Yudie said, sounding a bit like a quibble.
She didn't say that Xiao Fei was her boyfriend, because after careful consideration, she really wasn't sure if Xiao Fei took her as his girlfriend. Because Xiao Fei's understanding of liking is that everyone is very happy together, and the love in her heart is very different.
If she said that Xiao Fei was her boyfriend, and when others asked, Xiao Fei said no, it would be embarrassing.
"We don't believe it." Lin Xiaowu and Chen Mengqi said in unison.
"You all said that if it is, what is impossible to happen?" Lan Yudie said.
In fact, if she didn't come, the two would indeed have further actions, after all, both of them are young boys and girls, strong in blood and blood, and full of curiosity and desire for the opposite sex. Of course, their chances of success will be slim because they are all first-time.
Although Lan Yudie has seen this knowledge on TV and knows some theories, there is a big gap between TV and theory and reality.
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"Little brother, everything is ready, everyone is waiting for you to come back." When Xiao Fei returned to the village, he saw Xiao Xinghua and Xiao Liu already waiting for him at the entrance of the village. Behind them, followed by all the villagers in the village. Basically, they were all old people, and there were a few children who were five or six years old, and there were about a dozen or so in total.
Today, Xiao Xinghua wants to go to the grave of his ancestors, he is a big man from the village, and the villagers have to go to cheer. Moreover, Xiao Xinghua also invited the little monk to do things, and everyone was very interested in this kind of mysterious thing.
Beside them, there are also a lot of incense candles, firecrackers, paper figurines and other sacrificial supplies, waiting to be taken up the mountain together after departure.
These sacrificial supplies were all prepared by Xiao Liu in advance before coming here. It's all in the back of the car, and now it's all out.
A group of villagers, each holding sacrificial supplies, and an old man in front of them. Looking at their posture, it's a bit like they're going to make some big moves, just like on TV, to follow the mage to open a museum and catch ghosts. Presumably these people have also watched too much TV.