Chapter 109: Monster Cloth

Zhou Fengchen took off his wig and beard and hid in the dark to observe, and found that the village chief's younger brother and the old lady really took a group of people to the intersection of the mountain.

He couldn't help but laugh secretly, thinking to himself that if the Huan Dog Spirit who pretended to be a Yuanzhi monk hadn't died, knowing that he had figured out his tricks, what would he be like?

Back at Aunt Hao's house, her husband had already come back from grocery shopping, and all the dishes he bought were cold dishes, such as salty goose, cold mountain mushrooms, vegetarian spelling, etc., plus a few home-cooked dishes fried by the little girl, and the table was full.

Seeing Zhou Fengchen coming back, Aunt Ahao's husband sighed and said, "Big brother, you have been on the toilet for a long time this time, come and come, wash your hands, and eat."

The little girl over there was already blushing and bringing hot water.

After washing his hands, Zhou Fengchen and Aunt Hao's family of three sat down around the table, Aunt Hao's husband opened the liquor, poured a glass for Zhou Fengchen, and said: "If it weren't for the eldest brother today, my mother-in-law would be in danger of losing her life, you are the life-saving benefactor of our family!"

Aunt Ah Hao also nodded with a scared look on her face.

Zhou Fengchen was a little embarrassed and said, "There's no need to say that, I just happened to pass by and helped the handle."

Aunt Ahao's husband shook his head and said: "It's just a helper for you, it's different for us, in short, this kindness, my grandson will never forget it in his life, right!" I don't know what the name of the big brother is, where is he from? ”

Zhou Fengchen smiled and said honestly: "My name is Zhou Fengchen, a native of the city."

Sun Da raised his glass, "Come!" Brother Fengchen! . ”

"!"

The two touched a glass of wine, and the next thing was to eat and drink, and talk about something interesting.

Zhou Fengchen's thoughts were all on Doromo and them, and the lower mountain pass was not too far from the Sun family, so he listened with his ears sideways while eating and drinking.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for a noise to be heard from the direction of the lower pass.

"Oops! The three masters have arrived! ”

"Have the three masters eaten?"

Doromo's voice was puzzled, "You ...... Did you recognize the wrong person? What masters? ”

The voice of the village chief's younger brother: "I won't admit it, we were instructed by an old immortal to pick you up, true spirit, what he said is not wrong at all!"

Song Xixue's voice asked, "What old immortal?"

The younger brother of the village chief said, "It's just an old fairy with white hair and a white beard?"

Doromo said coldly, "There must be a mistake, we don't know any old immortals!"

"Oops!" The village chief's younger brother snorted, "I don't care, the gods asked me to pick you up, you have to help our village, otherwise we will kneel and die in front of you." ”

"Or we will kneel before you!" Another group of people said.

Doromo said impatiently, "Okay, okay, what are you going to do?"

"That's right, my brother ......," the village chief's brother recounted what had happened.

Then there was a silence and inaudible muttering, followed by a sound of footsteps heading out into the village.

When Zhou Fengchen heard this, he laughed out loud.

Aunt Hao's family of three kept talking, not paying attention to what was being said outside, and looked at Zhou Fengchen dumbfounded, "What, what's so funny?" ”

"Ugh! Nothing, remembered something at home. Zhou Fengchen coughed casually.

Next, he continued to eat, Zhou Fengchen was worried about the situation of Doromo and several people catching demons, and deliberately poured Sun Da wine, and it didn't take long for Sun Da to get drunk, and he said inarticulately: "Big brother, let's fight again tomorrow, I'll sleep first!"

As he spoke, he staggered into the back room.

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, okay, he will be upgraded to a big brother, he simply shook his chopsticks, "I'm full." ”

Aunt Ah Hao and the little girl glanced at each other, smiled, one went to tidy up Zhou Fengchen's room, and the other cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks.

Zhou Fengchen thought about it and said hello to Aunt Hao, saying that her stomach hurt and she had to go to the squatting pit, so she ran out of the door.

Outside, he ran up to the roof and ran upstairs to the village chief's house again.

It was a little late, there were only a few lights in the whole village, it was pitch black in the distance, it was hazy in the distance, there was no one in the courtyard of the village chief's house, and there was no sound in the house.

Zhou Fengchen felt strange, and hung upside down in the back window to look in again, and then saw a stunned and speechless scene.

The village chief's younger brother, the old lady Li Po, Doromo, Han Fei, and Song Xixue were huddled on a big bed, staring at each other.

And the "village chief" stood beside the bed and asked with a solemn face: "Say! Where did you come from, and why are you pretending to be humans? Do you want to eat our whole village? ”

No way!

Zhou Fengchen's head is not very easy to use, what does this mean? Youkai so strong? Aren't the three of Doromo opponents at all?

At this time, Song Xixue spoke first, "Brother Han Fei, I want to know...... How did we get in bed? ”

Han Fei glanced at Doromo, "Don't care, fight!" ”

The three of them immediately jumped to their feet, but as soon as they jumped up and returned to bed.

The "village chief" danced excitedly, "It's so fun, hahaha......"

The village chief's younger brother was frightened, and Li Po was choked enough, and said in a trembling voice: "Didn't the old fairy say...... Can the three masters get rid of this demon? ”

"Don't mention the old fairy!" Dorromo trembled and wanted to open the umbrella containing the imp beside him, but he couldn't raise his hand and shouted angrily, "This monster has put something on the bed, and we are on the road, and we are so weak that we can't use anything!" ”

When Zhou Fengchen heard this, he opened his eyes and looked at the bed, and sure enough, there was something like a pig's urine bubble on the bed, wrapped in five people, but it was not clear to the naked eye.

"The village chief" sighed, "Why are you so smart?" When I was born, I broke the Dharma body of monks and Taoist priests, hahaha, isn't it fun? ”

Tires? Zhou Fengchen said in his heart that it was interesting, could it be that Doromo, this bastard, would die here today? It's so easy!

Who knew that at this time, Han Fei suddenly said: "This ...... You can untie it with virgin urine, but you still don't ...... the snow."

Song Xixue blinked, her face flushed, "Yes!" But how do you pee when you lie in bed? ”

Doromo coughed: "Let's pee directly!"

Next to her, Li Po suddenly said timidly: "Me too, is it okay to be old?"

"Huh?" The other four were amazed.

The "village chief" felt that something was wrong, and picked up a pair of scissors from the table next to him and was about to rush over and poke someone.

Han Fei hurriedly shouted, "Let's go together!"

Li Po and Song Xixue gritted their teeth and blushed, and a faint burst of urine floated out.

Really! Virgin urine can break the demon cloth, and Doromo jumped up first, pinching the seal with both hands.

Immediately afterwards, Han Fei also jumped up and took out the paper man.

When the "village chief" saw that the momentum was not right, he screamed strangely, pulled out his legs and ran out.

Song Xixue also got up, and the three of them chased after her.

Zhou Fengchen took out half of the goose wing knife and put it back, to be honest, that demon is not very good, he is one against three, he really fights hard, and he is not sure, even if he wins in the end, it is estimated that it is enough to choke, don't look for a nunnery at that time, go back to recuperate for a few months, and clean up the bones for the Yuanzhi monk in the coming year.

Seeing that the three of them were chasing the monster and disappeared, Zhou Fengchen didn't bother to catch up and look, it was not interesting.

He staggered back to Aunt Hao's house, the lights were still on inside, the door of Aunt Hao's husband and wife was closed, and the little girl was sitting alone in the outside room, and when she saw Zhou Fengchen coming back, she happily greeted her, "Brother, are you back?" ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, and said in his heart that this generation is messy enough, "Well, I'm back, where is my room?" ”

The little girl pointed to the side room on the left, and Zhou Fengchen yawned, "You should go to bed early." Then he entered the room and closed the door.

The lights outside were quickly turned off, and it was dark in the room, Zhou Fengchen was lying on the bed with his hands on his pillows, thinking about how to leave tomorrow, how to find the nunnery, and then lead the three of Doromo to go together, and then take the opportunity to sneak attack and kill them!

Just then the door creaked, and a crack was opened, and a person crept in.

Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment, what do you mean?

Then a cold little mouth spit out the fragrance of herbs and came over, "Big brother, I'll sleep with you!" ”