Chapter 47: If you have money, swell it first

What happens when people suddenly have a lot of money?

"I've never seen so much money!"

"Me too!"

Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi threw the 200,000 banknotes on the bed in the rental house, and then sat on the side alone, smelling the ink on the money, just count it vigorously.

After counting seven or eight times, his hands were sore, and the Yuan Zhi monk stopped unfinished and said: "The happiest thing in life is to sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money until your hands cramp, and now I seem to have done both."

Zhou Fengchen also put down the money, and said with bittersweet feelings: "When I was a child, I liked to eat sugar gourds, my father didn't buy them, saying that he ate too much and had a toothache, in fact, he had no money, and the remuneration for giving people to do things was converted into rice noodles and pork for me and Linglong to eat, there was a hawker selling sugar gourds from the town, I chased after it, and chased it for two miles, the vendor was annoyed, and threw me a hawthorn that was not wrapped in sugar water, I hid it for several days and was reluctant to eat, but Linglong found it and ate it, but it made me cry!"

The Yuan Zhi monk laughed and said, "I didn't say it, let's buy its 200 yuan sugar gourd today, it's enough!"

"That's not necessary, I can't finish it." Zhou Fengchen smiled and said, "This transaction is really worth it, you say, what can you do with so much money?"

Monk Yuanzhi thought about it, scratched his bare scalp, and said: "Actually, I can't do anything, I mainly want to save some money, find a girl to marry before the age of forty, and leave incense for my dead ghost parents, otherwise it will be difficult to meet after death."

"Does it cost a lot of money to marry a daughter-in-law?" Zhou Fengchen asked curiously.

Monk Yuanzhi said depressedly: "How realistic are the old ladies now! If you want a car, a house, and a deposit, otherwise no one will follow you, especially with an image like me, no father or mother, people in their early thirties, and they can't find it if the conditions are not in place. ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "This is a troublesome matter, or ...... You take it all, find an old lady first? ”

"What are these words?" Monk Yuanzhi glared and said, "It's not enough to give it to me, forget it!" I don't want to do things tomorrow today, there are still many opportunities to make money, let's think about where to go to have fun today, and it's not in vain to work hard all night. ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "Okay! I'm taking a day off today, so let's take a break and let's go out and have fun. ”

The two of them were in high spirits, they didn't have the heart to sleep, they discussed for a while, hid the money in the quilt, took 10,000 yuan each, changed into civilian clothes, locked the door, went to the small restaurant to say hello to the proprietress, and then went straight to the most prosperous place in the city.

The two of them walked around, spending money without a score, buying what they saw interesting, and at noon one person carried a large bag of messy things, and then went to a hot pot restaurant and picked up the most expensive point.

After eating, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon, as the saying goes, what is the warm thought, the monk Yuanzhi chirped and said, "Brother, how about the two brothers go and relax?"

Zhou Fengchen didn't understand, "Relax what?" ”

The Yuan Zhi monk made an obscene gesture through the hole, "This." ”

"Playing with fingers?" Zhou Fengchen asked.

Monk Yuanzhi's eyes widened: "Do you really not know or fake don't know?" Looking for a woman. ”

Zhou Fengchen's face turned red, "I really want to, but I will die if I break my body!" ”

Monk Yuanzhi touched his bare scalp, "Since that's the case...... Let's find a nightclub and have a good time. ”

Zhou Fengchen asked curiously: "Addicted to nightclubs?" Is there a big boob in it? Watermelons are so big! ”

Monk Yuanzhi had a look of "You are very sullen": "Hey, hey, hey, pick tightly!"

Zhou Fengchen yearned for it, "Do you want to touch it?" ”

"Here! Must give! ”

"That's fine! I'm still fine when I touch it. ”

……

The two chose a nightclub called "Bright Starlight", and after entering, they opened a private room, Zhou Fengchen looked at the male waiter who was carrying beer and snacks, frowned, and asked, "Why is it a man?" What about the old wives? ”

Monk Yuanzhi was also a frequent visitor to this kind of place in the past, patted the table and said to the waiter: "Call your mommy, I'll ask for someone."

The waiter was very polite, saying that Mommy and the ladies did not go to work, and it was after seven o'clock in the evening.

Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi were dumbfounded when they heard this, so they simply blasted the waiter out and drank sullen wine and nonsense.

Just waiting until seven or eight o'clock, there was a knock on the door outside, and a woman with heavy makeup entered, grinning and saying, "Oops! Two handsome guys are in a hurry, right? The little girls are here! ”

Monk Yuanzhi's eyes lit up, "Hurry up and call in!" ”

"Come in!"

The mommy waved her hand, and fourteen or fifteen girls rushed in, dressed up one by one, full of sexy.

Yuanzhi monk Lang laughed, rushed up and pulled back two, and shook his eyes when he was done: "Brother, the old lady is here, choose it!"

Zhou Fengchen swallowed his saliva, his heart beat faster, and he glanced at the rest one by one, pointing at two of them, "You still have you, right!" It's just the two of you, big enough! ”

The two girls smiled and were about to come over, but at this time, the door of the private room was suddenly kicked open, and a man with a hairy face scolded: "You slut! Isn't Atsui my brother's order, how can she give it to others? Do you want to die? ”

Mommy was startled, and quickly nodded and apologized, "I'm sorry Brother Hao!" I don't know, I'll send it to him! ”

The bearded man snorted, glanced at Zhou Fengchen and Monk Yuanzhi, and turned to leave.

"Handsome guy, I'm sorry!" Mommy apologized to Zhou Fengchen and pulled a girl who was selected by Zhou Fengchen to leave.

"Ugh!" Zhou Fengchen hasn't figured out the situation yet, what is this for?

Monk Yuanzhi blushed and slapped the table violently, "What's the matter with you stinky woman?" Know what my brother does? It's really giving you face, you dare to pull it away and try it. ”

The mommy smiled, turned around and said, "Listen to the two accents are outsiders, right?" Brother Hao just now is the boss here, you can't fight, don't make trouble. ”

Monk Yuanzhi was about to say cruel words, but Zhou Fengchen pulled him and asked, "What do you mean?"

Monk Yuanzhi said indignantly: "Someone is robbing a woman with you!"

Zhou Fengchen's eyes widened, he didn't understand the meaning of robbing a woman, and the young lady was not his woman, but it sounded very annoying, and he slapped the table and scolded: "Who is so shameless?"

"You're trying to get out of luck!" Mommy shook her head, as if she didn't bother with them, and pulled the girl away.

"It's too bullying!" Monk Yuanzhi was not light, and as he was talking, he found that Zhou Fengchen followed, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed.

The two followed Mommy and the woman through two golden corridors, and when they arrived at the door of a "888" box, Mommy sent the girl in, and when she turned around, she was startled, and quickly said, "Oops! I said, what's this for? ”

"Get out of here!" Zhou Fengchen had a cold face.

"There were a lot of people in there! There are a lot of martial arts practitioners! Mommy's frightened face turned white, "Just the two of you, you'll die if you go in!" ”

When Monk Yuanzhi heard this, he retreated and pulled Zhou Fengchen by the hand, "Brother, is this going to be ...... Forget it? ”

"How's that going to work?" Zhou Fengchen is unwilling, he is essentially a troublemaker, but he has just entered the city and has not let go, and now Mao Jin has come up, how can he manage too much.

The people inside also seemed to hear it, and a loud voice scolded: "Where did the miscellaneous pieces come from outside the door, dare to rob women with Lao Tzu?"

"Little!" Zhou Fengchen raised his foot and kicked the door open, stood in the box, and patted his chest, "Lao Tzu!" What's wrong? ”

The twenty or thirty men in the box were stunned when they saw Zhou Fengchen, and the bearded man in the lead changed his attitude sharply, and he hummed and said, "You ...... If it's you, you take it away, why are you so angry? ”

The other bald head also laughed, "Oops! Coincidentally, it turned out to be Senior Zhou, take it away, you're welcome! Hahaha. ”

"Ugh!" Mommy was stunned, and the Yuan Zhi monk was also dumbfounded.

Zhou Fengchen blinked, looked at the group of people in the box, especially stayed on the bald neck for a while, and said, "Jiang Suoshen, Monk Yimu, you also came to find the old lady?"

Jiang Suoshen and Monk Yimu had embarrassed smiles on their faces, "Yes! Hehe. ”

"Okay!"

Zhou Fengchen pulled the girl who was circled and walked out, and when he reached the door, he turned back and said meaningfully to Monk Yimu: "Yimu bald donkey, don't blame me for not reminding you, you have a little ghost riding around your neck, and you will die."

Monk Yimu's face turned from white to blue, from green to red, endured and endured, and said dryly: "Senior Zhou is really joking!"

"Believe it or not." Zhou Fengchen shook his head and pulled the girl away.